May 25, 2007
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Who Needs Women When I Have My Armpit ... ?
OK,
if you're reading this and thinking about asking me on a future date,
disregard the headline and anything after this sentence. Now that all
of one potential dates are ignoring this post, allow me to explain
myself. Like any narcissistic human (yes, you!), we take a quick look
at ourselves in the mirror, naked before/after we shower. And like any
other normal person looking into a mirror, we: look at random body
parts, flex, juggle 3 ketchup bottles, solve world hunger, and date
Bat-Girl.Today was different. I looked into the mirror a little
more closely. With a little more intrigue. What I saw were female
genitalia, sitting on my armpit. To satrys, this would be a Godsend.Have a look below:
Thank GOD I lack a forest of armpit hair or that would be simply ridiculous.
A closeup of our specimen.
...Shut up! You'd be curious too!So
to all the girls I'm currently seeing (that's right, all 6 of you,
suckers!), your job is done here. You are no longer needed. My armpit
shall suffice. I just need to work on my flexibility.No, but seriously. Dr. Frank, please diagnose this! I have an irking feeling it's vaginaritis!
Degrading Sports Photos of the Day
THIS IS HOCKEYYYYY!
"Ohhhh, I shoulda used toilet paper..."
Comments (312)
My armpit's going to be a pr0nstar!
you must be bored.
Weak.
I'M SO GLAD ITS OVER! YOU FREAK!
lol...ummm...ok!
ok have you tried having sex with it?
*looks with microscope* Are you Egyptian? Because I see a camel toe in your armpit! Watch out, Rosie O'Donnell might hit on you now.
you dirty, dirty whore.
ooh brazilian waxed.!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
The safest sex you could have is with yourself... so have at it, brother Lau... and... uh... clean up when you're done.
Sir, BRILLIANT (Guinness commercial.) women have their vib's and we have our armpits. Now, work on flexibility techniques and report back.
cheers
speaking of vagoos: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/oukoe_uk_vagina;_ylt=AtwbD9kWsD9c.MgZAPkyy.TtiBIF
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Looks like the pussy of a 10 year-old...
tsk tsk Chris...=P
a good shaved armpit is almost as good as a good shaved...
well well well, all readers should unsubscribe from cakalusa. before this entry published, I was thinking about should I or shouldnt I subscribe u, now.. I got the answer!!
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Are you bored, nerd ?
you should take it out on a date...then try to get it to bed
w00t.
such a turn off.
nobody can claim you lack creativity, or attention to detail. heck, we even got a closeup...
made my morning, anyway.
it looks nicer than britneys.
my... my eyes...
pussay
what...u only just discovered this???
LOL.
can u reach that high?
... LOL lau, you are quite the character. behind your knee caps do the same thing and when you bend your arm at the elbow. LOL that might help you out.
. . . words escape me.
...wow...
...thats almost hot
HAHHAHA jk jk
--btd.ntxhis.
Yay shaven.
-LkVs
a night in cakalusaaaaa x]
barf!
whoa...my gay friend was just telling me the other day that there are some dudes who do each other in the armpit!
lmao
That's the stupidest, greatest, most ingenious thing I have ever witnessed!
Holy shit, I'm gonna try that at home.
It'll probably be a hairy snatch...
~random propz
that is SILLY!!
u reli must be bored *v*
Wow. Getting a really weird image of trying to "seckz" your armpit. If only I was that flexible... The world be a much better place.
that's a cute little meow.
hahah chris u need to get laid..
u're seeing vaginas everywhereeee!
there's a French video online about that...I don't know where it is. but there was a french guy touching his armpit and making sexual noises....
Loose weight.
Lose* God, I can't spell anything right today.
you have a vagina on your armpit.
lol.
haha nice. try behind the knee too. that might be a tad easier to reach
it did at one point in time : / ohhhh well.
ANOREXIA IS BEAUTY
Tyra Banks' arms are so much worse than anyone's I know.
AHAHAHAH
Good luck getting up there.
ew gross. what the heck were you doing squeezing your own meat into that shape.
Didnt know u shaved =-P
HAHA LOL...well said....
my brother saw this and he was like "wtf?"
Lol.
It's funny in french push is pussez and it's said poosay haha.
I'm surprised you know what one looks like.
I'd lick it
lol wow thats nice to know
nice armpits?
nastyyyy......
haha, you have a vagina.
"looks nicer than britney's"... and paris'.
ok i admit, looking at ur armpit vaginaritis turns me on a bit. just a bit.
Creepy factual pics.
What a strange entry, by the way I have the amazon forest under my arms X_X
hahahaha......
i'm rendered speechless.
OMG that armpit of yours will make you look like a pedophile cause it looks like a little girl's p*nani. Show your armpit hair a little maybe it will look a little different... hahaha! And good luck, I don't think you can ever be that limber. I hope the armpit hairs don't hurt Lil Cakalusa...lol! And if you use deodorant... it might hurt even more, too dry! Make it sweat before the attempt... Hak! hak! hak! *snort*
you have wrinkly fingers.
dude... you have too much free time
lmao hey im cassy cool profile lol love the entry
its ALMOST simply rediculous for me...
lomo? lol
wrinklies!
do u really mean that?!
So you shave your pits too?
oh my...*shakes head*
lol, i hear playboy calling already.
ahahhaha... that's great!
It's an armpit. Barfs.
>.>
these comments! eeew!
ketchup bottles...
All I know is that I'm glad you keep it neat. God, this will disturb me for a long time, ES bro.
You're quite the observant one.
why is thai food freaky??? thanks a lot, now i cant sleep.
LOL
wow, you're like practically a hermophridite.
Grosssssss! Armpit sex! I have officially lost my appetite (at least for the next 5 minutes).
Looks like someone hasn't gotten laid in a long time. xD
ahahaha
burp back at ya...
what da? I can't stop laughin dude.. HAHA
Lol,I miss getting drunk
(but maybe you were sober?) There is an animated gif online somewhere(I Couldn't find it) that shows a slow pan (with"sexy" music playing) of what looks like a nude woman from a side view...then you can see its a mans arm 0_o
Someone needs a manicure!
wow. you are very observant...
eProps to you :]
i cannot believe you jus fingered your own armpit!
camel toe...
Doesn't everyone have that? >_> I know I do.
Maybe it's because I have some extra meat on me.
Whatevaaaa.
i christen thy armpit "britney spears" or maybe "fire crotch".
looks like u've been playing with it too much...LOL red scratch marks
Don't build up your expectations it might grow back just as bfroee albeit a bit thinner, to start? There was nothing wrong with it bfroee and if it ends up curly/wavy I don't expect that will be right either!!You can always get someone else to do the head massage nice and relaxing!
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