August 16, 2007
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Hey, Jealousy!
Jealousy scenario: The two of you are seated in a restaurant. He is
looking like his usual self and you marvel at the fact that you're
with the greatest guy (read: me) in the room. Everything is going great until a
model-wannabe makes her way through the crowd and stops at your
table. Your man looks up and is smitten to see his former flame. As
he introduces you to the lady, you try to maintain a smile while
shaking hands.They continue to exchange friendly words and you
sit idly by while your blood boils to levels that may or may not result
in his body being flung over to the dessert cart. In short, her presence is making you lose it.Sound familiar? Of course it does. It's jealousy.
"I hope she doesn't find out I pissed in her glass..."There
are varying types of jealousy, some at a higher degree than others.
Lets analyze some of them with the help of Anthony Cape from Askmen.- Cute jealousy
Jealousy does not necessarily merit its
negative connotation, after all, it's normal for men to be suspicious
of their women (and vice versa). Having reservations about her going to
a strip bar with friends or not enjoying the sight of her drooling over
some guy in a magazine are innocent examples of how some jealousy can
be harmless, and a perfectly normal reaction. - Healthy jealousy
Likewise, a man who voices his concern over having his girlfriend go
out with a bunch of guys or seeing another man flirting with her is
also part of a healthy relationship. Oftentimes, a man is just looking
out for his girlfriend's wellbeing and women usually respect that.
They may even be insulted if you don't say anything. - Obsessive jealousy aka Psycho B*tch Mode
The problem arises when aggression and/or violence accompanies the
jealousy. Once you've reached this stage, you obsessively begin
questioning her loyalty to you, and that sends you into a rage, maybe
even using physical force.You inherit an extremely low
tolerance level and, before long, she is unable to even look at another
guy or leave your side when you're both out. You demand to know where
she is at all times and the mere mention of another guy's name sends
you off the deep end.
Cakalusa's Bottom Line: Jealousy is an
emotion all of us experience at some point in our lives. This is
completely normal. But we need to be able to control our green
monsters, so they don’t harm our relationships. Because hey, you never know when's the next time you'll get some head.Here to help simplify the idea of jealousy, our Degrading Sports Photos of the Day.
She
sees you talking to a female at a bar. What she doesn't know is that
she's an important client and he's just making contact. The girlfriend
thinks otherwise with the help of her bat/high-heels/nails.
She starts crying uncontrollably. But you still wonder how she still
manages to swing a bat so accurately with eyeliner dripping down her
cheeks.
You
plead and plead with no avail. She shuts off all hearing, ignoring
everything you say. The only thing more stubborn than your girl is that
wine stain in your carpet.
After 4 tears in your shirt, a bloody nose, and blackeye, his male friends come to the rescue, hoping to put an end to it.
You're finally leave the wench in a celebratory fashion and hit another bar with your friends. You deserve it. - Cute jealousy
Comments (99)
Hey-ho!
there's two "good" jealousies and one "bad" one? :X
... that's life/love for you...
tengo celos
how i hate the feeling of jealousy!
I always manage to shoot them early, so my man will never run into them. Muahahaha
"shoot them early... " sounds like a FANTASTIC idea... prevention is better than cure always!!
I've done all three. I'm trying to moderate my jealousy with my ego. I always know he's going home with me, so he can look all he wants, hell, hit the tittay bars and bring all that energy home to me, but if I feel crossed, there will be some repercussions. Mostly to his man parts.
I hate it. I have it. I know it. And I hate it. absolutely hate when a guy makes me jealous. Cuz let's face it, it's his fault. LOL
Jealousy is like stinky tofu at a Chinese restaurant. no matter which way you cut it, you still end up smelling like doodoo.
gin blossoms!
gotta have it in a relationship.. makes it normal. lol
that jealousy's a trip!!
Haha great dialog with the photos.
Hahaha. You didn't even go into women jealousy...I think you could categorize it into more fields...like outfield...way outfield lol.
Yeah...that was a bad joke...but I don't care. I like the cute green monster.
What are you? The next Jerry Springer with Powerpoint Presentations?
i get jealous of Chris and the GUYS....not with girls....-_-
Its human.
ROFL >__<
I love your entries, and all I can ever do is laugh >__< Even when it is an issue that is evident in my life!!
you mother-efff-er! you beat me to this topic and i was even planning to use the same title!
omg, chris, you can read my mind!!! do you know what i'm thinking about right now?! *wink, wink*
wtvr... after i finish all my work, i'll post something about this too.
the green monster is frustratingly inevitable. what's worse if it surfaces for an ex, not that's unbearable for your pride.
I've got so much game when I got out at night it doesn't fit in my pockets.
Bitch.
ha ha ha
heh, jealousy
It's always the whites ganging up on the blacks, huh?
You're jealous of me, ES bro.
psycho bitch mode.. very nice choice of words.
JEALOUSY HAS DRIVEN HIM MAD!
you forgot to mention the part where they sleep with the best friend
man... you have way too much time on your hands
we don't get jealous we get even.
are those pictures from the other day? the sny commentators were talking about a batter rushing the mound with his bat and his backswing gave the catcher a concussion, he hurt the fingers on the pitchers hand. which is fucked up.
OMG, great post, as always!
i always prided myself to be a non-jealous person. but i guess i was referring to non-Obsessive jealousy aka Psycho B*tch.
ryc: 10 thousand only?? i think it's more. my buddy (in canada) is getting paid 30k to be married to a chinawoman.
and i will NOT pay to marry an american! im from canada for goodness sake ;p
Hey if you never thought of murder....you've never been in love!
You should come to LA
hahah, thats so true :]
healthy jealousy that my boyfriend thinks is cute pisses me off lol
you wanna have sex with me? what?!
hahahaha. nice one.
HAH. its funny how we were talking about this last night
Jealousy...funny how I feel more jealousy towards friends than guys.
Green looks great on the fellas who stare at ya, don't it?
WHERE do you get these amazing pictures...
wonder what inspired this entry
haha. it's true. sometimes, when you don't appear jealous, we get pisssssed.
Hey, 'ho, open yer pants
yeah it's natural to be jealous atleast once in our lives. but in a solid relationship, no one should be jealous. i think i got jealous when this salesgirl gave my bf a discount for "no reason". i never got one before!! EVER!!
jealousy about going to strip bars??? naw i push my boy to go to a strip club once in a while with his mates. but he doesnt want to anymore.
seriously, anything to get him out of the house so that I can light my candles and read a book with out BAM CLING CRASH WHEEEEEEEE from the playstation - and WHEN IM ON IT he kicks me off whenever HE WANTS TO PLAY or when his mates are over, which is too often.
Ahhhhh I am enjoying HK
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