October 23, 2008

  • A Little Insight On Viet Women.

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    Not an exaggeration.

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    I
    mean, seriously! An AK-47? What kind of Asian woman carries an AK-47
    wearing a neon green tee besides Viets?  Wait, this IS normal.

    Now, I can't say I've had personal
    relationships (some call me lucky?) with Viet girls. But from what I've
    encountered either casually, or via the internets, I've come to the
    conclusion:

    Vietnamese women are crazy.

    I've said that in the past
    when two crazies came up from D.C., but a most recent encounter with
    another was the soup base in the bowl of pho. If you dissect any Viet
    girl, you'll find a Korean girl inside every one. Like Aliens, they
    will pounce you from within their thick Viet cocoon.

    What I've learned about Viet girls:

    • They expect way too much. Like a Disney fairy tale, it's not going to happen. They expect things from a fantasy world, far, far away.
    • They make great import models. Except Tila (Nguyen) Tequila. She's just annoying.
    • Materialistic up the wazzoo. I've yet to meet one who wasn't swimming in designer clothes, purses, or accessories.
    • Makeup? Need I say more? They might just be more superficial than Ricebunny (Hi, Michelle! <333) on the red carpet.
    • Laugh factory. Of
      all the Asian girls, they're probably the most humorous of them all.
      Most of the ones I've talked to have a great funny bone (that I'd like
      to bone).
    • They are a living drama show. Emotions, emotions, emotions. I only wish I could blame it on PMS, but since when does that last more than 364 days a year?
    • It's hit or miss. They're either hot or not. There doesn't seem to be an "average" Viet girl. At least not in New York.

    HOT
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    NOT
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    HOT
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    NOT
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    HOT
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    NOT
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    HOT
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    NOT
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    HOT
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    • Manipulation. They're
      manipulative, so much that you somehow perform an act you thought
      impossible. Any way they can get something out of you, they will. I
      once asked a Viet girl to help me find a possible blind date. Worst
      mistake, ever! She purposely chose the ugliest girls with cardboard
      boobs with dull personalities. Terrible!
    • Bloody hell.
      Not only are they masochists who request UFC-like attacks on them, but
      they too, can be just as violent in return. Sorry, but I need to
      protect the investment; my face.

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    Of
    course, this doesn't apply to EVERY Viet girl out there--so put those
    machete's away, ladies. But from the handful I've met so far, this
    seems to be the common perception. Any guys/girls out there agree?

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