November 19, 2008

  • Show and Tell.

    Today at work, we had a "team building" exercise that involved us bringing in an item that represents us or is something not many know about us, and talking about said item. It's also called "show and tell", and you probably did this in 2nd grade. Being a last minute item, I randomly chose an action figure off the top of my dresser. It looked something similar to this:

    http://x62.xanga.com/7b1c835371230221365216/w173656247.jpg
    Say anything about my toy and it goes right up your anus. You like anal, right?

    Yeah, I know. It's not much, but whatever you can get at 3am in the morning before bed is what you get. Sure enough, two others brought in an action figure. It's like, "W-T-F, mate?"  Some brought in ice cream and popcorn (because this co-worker said people find it "weird." I say you're just lacking taste buds, bud.), another brought in vintage cameras. During the presentation, we had to talk about our items we brought in. My speech went like this:

    "Hey! I present to you, the greatest toy in history."

    /whips out toy from pocket, arm hanging off.

    "This is Trunks, from the Dragon Ball Z universe of Super Saiyan powers and monsters. You might not think this is much, but you see, me and Trunks here aren't very different. I mean, we were both made in China.

    /Group laughter

    Um, we both are wearing blue (total coincidence). A lot of Asians enjoy our company. And uh, we're both about six inches--that's what she said!

    /Group laughter

    And of course, we're a choking hazard. That's uh..also what she said..."

    /Group laughter

    My manager wipes a tear from his eyes, "Well. Thank you, Chris, for that wonderful presentation. You outdid yourself. Geeze..." as he shakes his head.

    If you had one item to present for show and tell right now, what would it be and why?


    Random Epic Fail of the Day

    http://xbb.xanga.com/c39c955701c30221365092/w173656153.jpg

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