September 17, 2009
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Hi. Are You a Facebook Stalker?
How to cut back on the Stalky Stalks.
Eye see your boobs two! (Double pun score)Come on, admit it. Facebook and MySpace are oh-so-fun ways to reconnect with old friends--but they are also gold mines for cyber-stalkery and pedobears. "What is my old flame of mine up to these days?" It's one thing to glance and see what your dreaded ex is up to--it's another to know what color his prom date's dress was. Don't think you can kick the habit? I'll take you from super stalker to bored glancer in no time.
Like any addiction, you could always try to quit cold turkey. But who really can delete their Facebook page forever (wuss)? Instead, try cutting back. Arrange your account so you get emails when someone add a comment to your page or invites you to an event. This way, you only check the dirt when there is dirt to check. If you still can't stay away from the call of cyberland, send all of your butt buddies a bunch of bumper stickers--it will keep you logged onto your page, but out of Stalkerville.
You know you're on the internet way too much when you...You should not only reconsider how you surf the social networking pages, but also think about what you're putting out there. In the land of the ever-changing Twitter statuses, rethink your specifics. Keep your pals up to date on your whereabouts with basics, not specifics. If you say "be at the mall," your friends will know what mall you mean. But if you say "be at the Roosevelt Field Mall checking out Abercrombie and Fitch," lurkers will too.
Oh, for the love of God, avoid the urge to fill your page with personal info like your phone number (PIN # is fine. Just friend me first. We'll talk later.)--you're just asking for a prank phone call or worse, a stalker from out of town. True story. More on that story in a future post.
4 Awkward Moments in Facebook "Likes".
Comments (340)
hide me!
But we love you sooooo much, caka!
WHERE DO YOU GET THESE!!!!!!!!!!
xD I love the awkward moments.
But, really, I only stalk people who I care about...
:] It's how I show my love.
hahaha
this made my day
I LOVE the Mom one!
Oh shit those definitely were awkward. I log onto facebook whenever I get bored and then log right back out. I still haven't figured out what the point of that is.
LOL, there are ppl who put like on everything... fbwhores
I still need to add pics to mine.
@tigerdauphin -
CollegeHumor.com and Lamebook.com . Awesome sites!
Awkward moments FTW. Mr. Jin "likes" this.
lol @ last picture.
i seen that yesterday.
xo
LOL
u didnt include the new "fanbook" stalker tracker.
oh that last one is horrible. >.<
hahaahaha..moms on fb are so funny!
Oh facebook, won't secrets won't you accidentally reveal?
Also, visit my site. YOU CANNOT IGNORE THE CRAB.
Word.
I was a myspace/facebook stalker. But I got over it. I realized that *I* was vastly more interesting than the people I was stalking.
Facebook = the devil.
"MOM WTF"
"oops. how do i unclick"
like.
lulz
i like the 2nd awkward moment & 3rd one:)
lol
lol...how long did your dry spell last chris?
The last one was the funniest for me. I feel Facebook is less crawled around by pedos. The rare times I log into myspace I always have messages and friend requests from creepers. Friends for my facebook only. Everyone else should just freak off. Grrr!
AHAHAHHA!! last one's kinda sad ha
hey thanks for the tips! hah
MOM WTF
lol
haha, facebook kinda bores me now
but this one takes the cake in my opinion: http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/128954451268422382.jpg
haha, Mark's mom. fail. that was no mistake; she's happy for him.
ROFLMAO @ THE LAST ONE OMFG
shiiiiiit
hahaha wow
I'm watching yooou
lol bunch of dumb as*es
lulz xD
Facebook, the place to get a good laugh every night.
whatever. im still xanga stalking you.
I know what you did last night, week, and summer at 2:47 PM on each Monday of the third month after the biweekly fail of the supreme fourth day after not Labor day.
not to mention all this new "farmville" crap on FB! what is all that anyway?
OMG this is fucking hilarious!! you should do these instead of the boy/girl challenges, they are getting old. and yeah, this totally came out at the right time since Im stalking this guy on FB. btw: how do I rec this??
nice one, asshole
gotta love moms who use fb
lawlz. i love the screen shots
hahahahaha those are hilarious
LOL epic
LAWL.
I love it; the awkward moments had me laughing out loud.
LMFAO! The one where his mom commented was hilarious! hehe
so kweepy...
lmao those pictures were so funny.
LOL @ the statuses.
I'ma stalk you at A&F at Roosevelt Field.. just kidding. Maybe.
hah "now's the time to change the topic"
i need to go to roosevelt. now.
lmao. i really love it how these ppl fuck up so much.
lol
lol this made me lauqh [:
Lol @ the mom one. I don't even have fb, well I do but can't really write the way I do here and pple I don't even like in real life manage to find me and try to add me lol I don't get it...
wow...Love them!! I doubt she posted that IN the shower...my friends online dont know THAT much about me...
My friend got 'hacked' and his status was 'my mom walked in on me masturbating ... fml" ahh, the comments were priceless ~
lose
hahah.. made my day, reading those awkward facebook moments, where did you find them? is there a site? i need more!
lol don't facebook, rarely myspace, and never twit only xanga.
wow freaking hilarious
Oh wow, haha. All of those awkward moments were too hilarious. "My goatee isn't stupid"
My goatee isn't stupid.
Facebook stalking = laaaaameeee.
oh c'mon, you didn't link to lamebook?
don't tell ppl to stop being stupid on FB it entertains me
i almost read that as, "oops how do i undick"
LOL I will never add my parents on FB... even if I do, I will hide all wall posts from them.
ROFL. those are real fb statuses?!
lmao fb awkwardness is the best.
nope i'm not a fan of facebook at all. merely opened an account and didn't log in for yearsssssss. HAHAHAHA my friend told me about Ashton's Twitter too. about Kanye interuppting the funeral and i was laughing like hell. too funny
great post!
ouch for the last one.
fb is getting annoying =(
ahaha funny stuff.
i love facebook. but some people are just so stupid.
lol. the mom one is the best. and the girl who put on the status that she's in the shower? she probably wanted and loved the attention.
LOL at the 2nd and 3rd one.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this is hilariousssss!
lol these were hilarious. good is also when you cancelled plans to make other ones, then post that shit up on FB but told the first plan you weren't feeling good.
Good point. My friend and I have noticed that we have become more and more addicted to social sites, whether it be MySpace, FaceBook, or anything. Also, we have recently been having the argument of which is better. (I vote MySpace for what it counts). We've both been guilty of sitting & refreshing the page while we were using high speed internet, as well as looking at the profiles of people we don't really know in an attempt to figure out if they're worth talking to. Perhaps this isn't a terrible thing, but then again, I sometimes think that our generation is failing because of the social-site-network. IDK, we both go back and forth on this topic.
ReeceDarlene
lmao. yeah, i'm still a facebook creeper. hehehehe.
These are friggin hilarious!!! I especially love the "MOM" one. lol. I am so doing that to my kid one day. *muhahahaha!*
Jesus, Facebook is the easiest way for stalkers. I accepted a guy on my contacts, then he started selling and offering for free generic viagra pills. One day, he told that he could take one and show me the effect on him. Horrible!
I definitely respect and am grateful for your point on every single object.
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