February 7, 2011
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I am who I am.
Most of you know me as this guy:
INSERT BOOBS HERE!What I really wish is to be like this guy:
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But most of the time, I'm this dude:
An emo boy who requires constant pats on the back that it's okay to binge drink.
"TOO MUCH SOJU! WHY YOU TAKING ADVANTAGE (photographs) OF ME?"For the most part, I've been perceived as outspoken and talkative; the second misperception about me is that I'm a womanizing male chauvinist. It couldn't be further from the truth, which I will discuss on a later post. When someone meets me in person for the first time, many are surprised as to how quiet I am compared to my internet persona. It's not that I prefer not to talk a mile a minute, I'm actually quite reserved and observant of people when I first meet them. I enjoy listening and feeling out their personality. This allows me to gauge them and see what kind of humor or topics I can discuss. I mean, not everyone enjoys my dead baby humor, especially that lady I met from Planned Parenthood.This changes of course, with how comfortable I am around the person(s) and the setting. Place me with a lady and a candlelit dinner, and I'll probably say something inappropriate to break the awkward silence (or fart). But shove me in a bar with a group of people I've met for the first time, and I'll be chugging with you and asking if you want seconds. I seldom think about this since I tend to keep my internet and personal life separated as possible. But sometimes you aren't who you are.
What’s the biggest misperception people have about you?
Comments (470)
No, Michelle did not get drunk like me!
by dress people think I'm a slut
by friends they think I'm a nerd
that i'm chinese. even chinese people think i'm chinese.
lol on a deeper level... people seem to think i'm smart, but i'm more plain and practical rather than an intellectual.
nerd by day (they think), mofreakn rockstar by nite!
I'm an asshole. Oh wait, that one's true
I just want to say that your fauxhawk is fantastic in that last picture.
-Becca
You are definitely much sweeter than what I initially perceived you to be. Trust me. I had a totally different view of you when I first came to your site four years ago.
Biggest misconception people have of me would be that I'm a prissy girly-girl. Model-esque. High maintenance freak. Nothing could be further from the truth. Lol.
That I'm a hoe. Hoe on for a minute there. Not true at all!
You're right, I did noticed you did a lot of observations upon initially meeting. It's good to gauge who you're dealing with and if it's cool to open up to them. I can be like that too.
that i have a huge KawwcH.
....in actuality, it's only 10 inches...with the width of a mortar shell...yeah...misconceptions are a b*tch.
I make bad first impressions 80% of the time. Behind the asshole is a caring, loving asshole.
@aimvpr -
bummer
That I am brash, perverted and kinky. I'm one of those things but not the other 2 heh heh
lol, everyone thinks im a stuckup chinese bitch =_=
then again, i live in the south.
people always assume I'm bitchy because I'm sarcastic but once they get to know me, I'm really a sweet person =)
ppl think i am funny and yes i am funny and friendly! i carry that with me..thats the only thing attractive about me
people think i am smart because i go to grad school. people and their silly assumptions.
You weren't so loud when I met you like I expected.
People think I'm a lozerrr. Or a bitch! Cause I'm either EXTREMELY to myself or way too obnoxiously out there.
People always assume that I'm a loud and outspoken bitch and I'm from China but I'm actually reserved and quiet and don't talk much if I don't know a person well. Also, I'm NOT from China. I'm from Singapore.
Didn't see you as the cooking type
That I am high maintenance. I'm the complete opposite.
Nice glasses!
@JoeytheGenie -
oh thexy
@christin0 -
you doctor yet?
@npr32486 -
@Recycled_Brainwaves -
why sank you!
@Southeast_Beauty -
you's a moder!
@aimvpr -
hoe fo sho!
@Roadlesstaken -
observe and risten!
@ThePrince -
just 10? pfft...jk
@Konrado -
everyone enjoys an arse. sometimes.
@Mad_Wife -
time to finds outie!
@eomona -
ruh roh! yeehaw
@Utoppia@datingish -
and we found out in the meetup!
@nomilktoday -
oh, there's more.
@mylilmei -
so are you dumb and going to grad school?
@shillykins -
but you cook good KBBQ!
@Candilicious_Meanie -
Singas!
@unfathomablelove -
Oh!
I eat. A lot.
@signln -
Thanks!
That I'm intimidating *yeah, try dating a guy that finds you intimidating* and hard to approach...in actuallity, I'm really shy and quiet when people first meet me but I'll quickly become like, the greatest friend they ever had. I'm also over protective...and I love to cuddle ^^
P.S. you're one of the cool kids =P
We are SO meeting up in person one day
aha, so this is where you were going with this.
I think I'm the complete opposite. Quiet when you first meet me, then you wish I'd shut up once you get to know me.
people think I do drugs.
I don't know what people think of me from my online persona, but people are often surprised at how much energy I project IRL.
@swtaznxtc90 -
ONE day. monday, tuesday, happy day. wednesday, thursday...
@Nevermore_Nightmare -
woohooo! i'm cooooool!
@whotakethmycoke -
haha, more stories to hear!
@BaLob -
wait, you DON'T? /puts away drug money.
@luvs_u -
woohooo!
@fLiPgUy31O -
Much enjoyed energy, I say!
@CaKaLusa -
flyday
@CaKaLusa -
yep, fake it till you make
So you're the boob grabber and the guy behind you is the...?
@swtaznxtc90 -
velly good!
@mylilmei -
:X
@nihaokeisha -
RUH ROH!
In my opinion, after getting to know you on a semi-personal level, my first thoughts were: 1) you're extremely humble, 2) you're really family oriented (which says a lot about a person),3) you're extremely grateful, 4) you think things through before doing them.
But honestly, I like both Chris(es)!.
@misajour -
5) I like being an alarm clock. hehe
@CaKaLusa -
IT'S MUCH APPRECIATED! After all, my "real" alarm clock doesn't tell me I have a nice voice.
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I actually really like that photo of you with the glasses, how long ago did you take that?
I can say you were more reserved when I first met you a couple of years ago, but you've opened up more in general since back then. What were your first impressions of me from here b/c we talked for awhile before I actually added you on facebook.
A common misconception is that I'm a party girl
@misajour -
;D
@Yohkom -
Thank ya! Was photographed over the summer.
I think you're as expected from your online persona. I wasn't surprised by anything, so that's good, I guess? Well, except that you were taller than expected.
YOU'S A PAHHHTY GAL!
@CaKaLusa -
says the guy with the beer gut who pulls a muscle reaching for a paper towel despite taking yoga for 2 years lol
Why does everyone assume I would be short!?
I'm very quiet and observant around a new group of people too. And depending how well I know someone I can be very loud or act silly. I would expect you to be a loud person. Not in an obnoxious way of course. Just very talkative and funny. Alex and I are talking about going to New York in April so maybe I'll meet you then!
People think I'm the quiet, studious, reserved, conservative, Asian. BOY do I have them fooled.
That I'm supermodel just free from a photo shoot in Thailand. Also, my sarcasm is lost on 60 percent of people.
I would definitely prefer the Chris that is often not portrayed via the internet haha.
People think I'm an asian blonde when I'm tipsy.. actually ALL THE TIME GOSH! *Flips hair*
Oo getting to see another side of thee Chris; it's wonderful. You're very considerate, I know that.
As for me, well, Online: a lot of them think that I must be on happy pills or something like that, haha.
I'M EXACTLY WHO I SEEM TO BE ONLINE! WHICH IS WHAT?!
quiet. anti-social. awkward. that im incapable of a lot of things because of who i am. actually i don't even know.
man, this question is DEEP. screw you.
That I'm snobbish. It takes time for me to get really comfy with a person. Most of the time I just sit and observe. ~ not exactly true for my online persona or so I think. xD
When people first meet me they tend to think I'm a mean person who hates them. Im not mean or hate them, I'm just shy and have a hard time interacting with new people.
Strangely enuff, most Xagans think of me as old. Weird.
i still cannot believe that some people do not believe that i'm actually a caveman..
wait a sec, that second picture, how photoshopped was that one?
haha
@maniacsicko -
I'm not one of those people. I fully believe you are!
In real life you came across far more humble than people would probably imagine. You were kind and considerate. You appeared to go with the flow also.
You pretty cool once you warmed up I think you and alex had way too much fun with the horn haha
I don't know what people think of me at first haha... its always something new
none. pretty much every thought anyone has ever had about me is true.
For a while, I thought you were a girl AND a guy.
@BaLob -
don't you?????? o.0 LOLOL jk tom
people think i wouldn't smoke, but i do, a lot. or, people think i'm a crazy druggie/hardcore badass, which, sad to say, i'm not. people don't expect me to have 4 tattoos. people don't think i curse (idk y, bc i drop swears in almost every sentence unless i'm being professional at work). even people i knew for 3 years heard me one day and were like, WHOA THERE, what's this i hear? suki never swears! what?! people can't believe i've already been married. people think i'm stuck up, but i'm anti-stuck up. even if people know me, it's hard for most to understand me
@consignedhearts111 -
suki. lol suki. shhhhhhhhhhh.
People think I am this really prudy bitch because I rarely talk, but really I am just super shy. And they all seem to think that I am a really fun, outgoing, person ..but really I sit in front of my laptop all day and read blogs to comment on. I am a very boring person who would rather spend an evening in with a good book, some cheesecake, and a few candles sitting along the edge of the bathtub/ an evening in with my family and a good RedBox flick. -Ab
The biggest misconception people have about me is that they think they know me. My in-laws, unfortunately, fall into this group.
The people who do know me... Well, I'm pretty sure they don't have any misconceptions.
@BaLob -
^^
you were talkative when i met you. that's obviously because i make everyone feel right at home, like we've been drinking... er... FRIENDS forever! and drinking.
Actually, we think of you more like an asian version of this guy:
http://www.top20fun.com/funny_jokes/1065.html
welcome to the "breakfast club".
That I'll give you the shirt off my back when in actuality you'll only get a piece of my sleeve...only if it's a long sleeve. Nah, but really, I'm considerate and giving...to a limit.
People tend to think I'm endlessly mean, cruel, or angry. But they're just stupid, little twats.
i know how you feel!! =[
well y'know what they say.. listening is half the conversation.. so i'd say you're pretty talkative.
i think the biggest misperception about me is that people tend to think i'm younger than i actually am. for that reason, people often speak to me as they would to a child.
People automatically assume I am a good little Christian girl, never gives up always happy attitude, that I'm a prude, uhmmm lots of other things I can't think of at this moment... most likely stemming from my short height lol. So dumb.
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To most people I come off as shy, quiet, reserved. But that's only because they haven't gotten to know me, and I'm a people watcher so I don't always go out of my way to talk to new people. I'd rather sit back and get a feel for people before deciding if I want to approach them. If they approach me though, I have no problem striking up conversation.
I think the other misconception people have is they only see one part of me and end up thinking I'm too young, girly, etc. to know about or be interested in things that they are.
This is such a refreshing post for me in that it gives me a good reminder that not everyone is as s/he seems, esp. via online.
You're kind of cute, I must say.
Yeah, you were actually pretty down to earth and chill.
Frankly, I was disappointed. ^_-
@ci_ao_be_lla -
it always takes some time to warm up for most. even me!
@DoRi_dOrI -
you're an evil girllll? ;P
@pcketfulofsunshine -
youngin'. ;p
@RazielV -
oh yeahhhh!
@dixieSOCALgirl -
group hug
@bluepillorredpill -
thanks! /takes rest of it
@banoki_01 -
yay?
@Ewithani -
awesomeee
@TheBigShowAtUD -
moar booze!
@Southeast_Beauty -
I'm glad!
@enigmatic_scropio -
@nimbusthedragon -
wait, whaaaa?!
@CaKaLusa - yes BIG GROUP HUG!!
people dont think im a recovering drug addict.they dont usually think ive ever touched drugs or done them the way i have... people don't think i've been married already... people think i'm 16.. im 21.. people think i'm the sweetest cutest girl ever.. im a cussing badass bitch.. people just assume assume assume..
YOU SO BORING AND NICE
(Nah I'm kidding. You're adorkable, obviously.)
@nimbusthedragon -
hurrah!
haha that sounds like me
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