August 5, 2013
Coworker #1: Is she coming?
Me (thinks to self): That's what she said....
Coworker #2: Yeah, she told me she's coming.
Me (thinks to self): Oh my god. Please stop. Resist all temptation, Chris.
Boss: Oh, here she comes.
Me: That's what she said!!!!
Everyone stares at me in silence.
Me: Err...she said she was coming to the meeting...that's what she said...
Pubes in the Cube.
Me: I saw the curliest pube in the urinal.
Coworker: How curly?
Me: It was like the spring of a click pen.
Degrading Sports Photo of the Day
High five! High five, anyone?
Hoover Sings Standardized Testing Blues