| | Anger
What makes you angry?
You
know what grinds my gears? People who inch up .435 milimeters to the
car that just moved up in traffic .437 milimeters.
Congrat-freaking-lations, you're that much closer to your destination.
On top of that, the cause of all the traffic: rubberneckers.
GOD-FREAKING DAMNIT! Does your life lack that much excitement that you
have to stomp on your brakes just to take a glimpse at mangled (most of
the time it's a fender-bender) metal on a street? Go ask your local
pimp to smile, and you'll see more metal. Cops should enforce a law
(ridiculous, yes, but when are laws never?) that fines onlookers.
That's right. People will actually look straight (where they should be
in the first place) instead of the side of their car, causing another
accident.
Rubberneckers need to burn in the firey pits of a linebackers underarm.
I Love Sexy White Men. Yum!So does she.
(UPDATE: It seems my linking to her site has caused it to shut down abruptly. But Google hides nothing! Here you go, fellas.)
 "I have a nice apartment in Ochanomizu and you are welcome to stay with me if you are UNDER 35 and YOU ARE NICE LOOKING and YOU ARE WHITE."
Niceeeeee. Point proven.
Degrading Sports Photo of the Day
 Now this is what I'm talkin' about! Check out Iron Mike's SHEER FORCE OF WILL as he obliterates that salad. BYARRGH!
 Levitation. The new skill required in basketball.  "...stay out of my fridge!"
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