| ||Women and Clothing = Masochists? |
Probably not as painful as watching Bushy attempt a fist-bump.
Uggs (UGHHs). The worst boots ever?
Who in their right minds would want a pair of boots as large as the moon and as awkward to use as Uggs? I've seen countless women trip over themselves simply because they thought Uggs were worth falling on their faces because it's a fashion trend.
You're not Sherpa or live in the Arctic. You're in sunny L.A. Get over it.
High-heels to Hell.
Why women wear the most uncomfortable shoes like high heels is beyond me. It's like asking for calluses, bruising, and blisters. For what, pleasing the eyes of men and making other women jealous?
Both fashionable and a deadly weapon when needed.
Guys, some things we'll never understand as the male species, like thongs. W-T-F? Sure, they look good on a nice frame (butt), and it's not our problem. Especially when wearing jeans, they show when worn correctly and just a little bit is visible to the male when the female is sitting in such a way that displays just a bit of that bright thongy-goodness. 100% niiice.
I digress. But why bother wearing anything at all (for the clam shield?)? It's like dental floss for undies.
I didn't know women endured so much pain and effort to look flattering most days. Consider yourself lucky, guys. Tell her she looks "beautiful" or just tell her to make you a sammich. Whichever is easiest.
Moar surprise gifts from the land down under.
I can always leave it to Ami to surprise me with the most random gifts. But this time, this gift was so epic that I couldn't contain myself, as I squealed like a little Japanese porn star upon opening the box.
Oh, what could it be?
YAYURRS! I was so thrilled when I received it that I quickly signed onto MSN messenger (a rarity if you know me) just to thank her for an uber-cool gift that I've been eying.
Off to work I go! Hello, HR...
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