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About this Entry Posted by: CaKaLusa Original: 6/30/2009 9:51 PM Views: 1140 Comments: 56 eProps: 92 Read Comments Post a Comment Back to Your Xanga Site Tags  contest  embarassing  premium  story  work Who recommended? Who gave the eProps? 2 eProps from: elelkewljay mixedbabiesrock RedheadAblaze rhetorical_soul Scrooge0 Dare2BDiferentt Sorrows_xx_Soliloquy earlybirdie_chewingworms relishing_absurdity Another_Perfect_Wonder Total_Drama_Island xkthily idrinkvitasoy poptarts812 natural_onanist shatterFocus ItsThatObviouz Lynn1013 lilopinkie YouKnowI trinitystar210 jack_n_poi aimvpr testubebaby mikesoul storyslut CareyGLY picassosinatra UnpredictableIdentity kimmyisgone wolvenchic tenshii_rage skittler335 MariaBoscardin Xmedic90 bidyoufarwell wherethefishlives Sincerely_Hers x_____lovelyy Ladiiee BEAUTIFULLY_STUCC_UP the_rocking_of_socks Passenger00 DanzInRealLife endlesslysummer ANTI_Paul_Partisan

Tuesday, June 30, 2009   Share your embarrassing stories and win Premium! Poor and/or cheap Xangans (Asians), I'm looking at you! Not as embarrassing as this. You ever think about embarrassing moments that you just cringe after thinking about them? Well, yeah. I just had some. Story #1: No Funny Bone. This occurred with an art director for the company I worked for when I was about 16. I was going around, introducing myself, also seeing if I could update their PCs for upgrades (I started out in IT). So I introduced myself to the art director. "Hi. Are you busy?" She sarcastically said (but not enough, apparently), "Well, I'm always busy!" I quickly perk up. "Oh! Oh! Okay. I'll come back later," and walked out, not letting her joke sink in. I sit down at my desk and realize what I had done. She must've thought I was the slowest guy in Manhattan, slower than Christopher Reeves in a bike race. Cringe Factor +5 Story #2: Handicapping Harry Potter. About three years ago when one of the Harry Potters came out in theaters (Mmm...Hermoine), my friends and I went to see it. As we were driving there and neared the entrance, I was pointing to the front of the theater excitedly, "Whoa, look at that line! People camped out in chairs!" As we drove closer, we saw that it was actually handicapped kids getting out of a van on wheelchairs. Oops. I'm in the mood for pina colada! What cringe-worthy stories do you have?  Best story gets featured tomorrow and wins Xanga premium!   Posted 6/30/2009 9:51 PM - 1140 Views - 92 eProps - 56 comments recommend recs0 share email sent0 Give eProps or Post a Comment 56 Comments browse comments: next › | last » FREE? Where are all the Chinese people at? Posted 6/30/2009 9:52 PM by CaKaLusa - reply it's okay. i have nothing interesting. Posted 6/30/2009 9:56 PM by elelkewljay - reply @CaKaLusa -  Sewing and slaying dogs. Also, can we just link to entries? I'm lazy. Posted 6/30/2009 9:56 PM by mixedbabiesrock - reply @elelkewljay -  zzz Posted 6/30/2009 9:58 PM by CaKaLusa - reply @mixedbabiesrock -  NEVAAAAR Posted 6/30/2009 9:59 PM by CaKaLusa - reply Ok, I just remembered one. When I was in high school, I was in a Public Speaking class. Our assignment was to sell a product. I was selling bandannas. With each type of bandanna, I was giving out a free gift. It wasn't until I was up there giving a speech and my whole class went into a fit of giggles that I realized it was not in my best interest to give a "free lei" as a gift. Whoops. Posted 6/30/2009 10:00 PM by RedheadAblaze - reply @CaKaLusa -  where is your jewish coworker at!? Posted 6/30/2009 10:02 PM by rhetorical_soul - reply Handicap fail! Posted 6/30/2009 10:03 PM by Scrooge0 - reply My embarrassing story? I was reading a NSFW post from CaKaLusa and my mom walked in, "what's that?!" and now she loves reading your site. Posted 6/30/2009 10:03 PM by Dare2BDiferentt - reply I forgot to say it, so I'll say it now. FML. Posted 6/30/2009 10:05 PM by Dare2BDiferentt - reply Well, in seventh grade it was performance night for the play I was in.  During one of the scenes I wasn’t in I really had to go to the bathroom.  So I brought along one of my other friends with me who wasn’t in that scene either.  One other person was in the restroom but as I was in the stall I heard them leave.  Then I continued to yell out to my friend about my uh… bodily waste, “It’s a foot long!”  Soon after I exit the stall only to find out that while I made my comment we weren’t alone in the bathroom… Never assume things without factual information! Posted 6/30/2009 10:05 PM by Sorrows_xx_Soliloquy - reply I don't wish to remember... Posted 6/30/2009 10:09 PM by earlybirdie_chewingworms - reply sounds like a PG-13 [i.e. LESS EXCITING] contest to mr. jin. c'mon caka...lets get some more creativity flowing here. Posted 6/30/2009 10:10 PM by relishing_absurdity - reply That's all you got? Pfft. Let's see...in 7th grade I was walking down the hallway with an armful of books when my pants started sagging. Before I could find a place to put my books, my pants FELL halfway to my KNEES! EVERYBODY saw it...EVERYBODY laughed their asses off...NOBODY EVER FORGOT. People were still mentioning it in HIGH SCHOOL. Posted 6/30/2009 10:15 PM by Another_Perfect_Wonder - reply Funny you post this. Earlier today I posted up an embarrassing moment. Feel free to read it! Posted 6/30/2009 10:15 PM by Total_Drama_Island - reply I was carrying a tray of food walking in the dining hall (wearing heels). I didn't see a spill and totally slipped.. crashing into a guy sitting down (he was eating). Everyone in the dining hall stared at me. Through some luck, I actually didn't drop my food. xD Posted 6/30/2009 10:17 PM by xkthily - reply I embarrass myself everyday. Enough said. Posted 6/30/2009 10:18 PM by idrinkvitasoy - reply I'm tryng to think of one, because...I have a handful. Um. Does my having your name in the return address count? Hahaha. Kidding. Oh! I got one! So I was at Abercrombie and Fitch one day. And there was a male model standing right outside the door. Thing is, the guy looked fake. And he didn't even fucking budge. So I thought he was a statue. Heh! I went over and poked him in the abs. And he quickly turned his head towards me and said, "Hi there!" and I got so scared, I fell over. Posted 6/30/2009 10:21 PM by rhetorical_soul - reply Ever since I was in pre-school till the 6th grade I attended a Catholic school. At my school we had to pray before class started and 5 mins before class ended. In the 5th grade, I had Religion and it was before lunch time. I had to take some painful, apple-sauce-consistency, shit. I could feel it. I was getting the cold sweats and I was shifting in my seat while the teacher was lecturing. 5 more mins till class ended and I was ready to jet outta there and go to the bathroom BUT we still had to pray before class ended. So, the whole class stood up to pray and the teacher called on someone to volunteer to pray. The volunteer had a lot to say and I couldn't wait any longer, so i shit my panties. After the prayer ended I ran to the bathroom as fast as I could to shit out the rest. I dumped the shit that was in my panties in the toilet. I threw out my panties. The stench was stuck to my skirt uniform. After lunch ended, we had to go back to class and yeap,people could smell me. FML Posted 6/30/2009 10:24 PM by poptarts812 - reply asking a non pregnant woman if she is pregnant.........then forgetting i asked and asking again when she got fatter :) because i fail at life Posted 6/30/2009 11:15 PM by natural_onanist - reply @rhetorical_soul - rotflmao thats actually really funny XD: those man whores they set up at the front are priceless Posted 6/30/2009 11:16 PM by natural_onanist - reply camped out in chairs???? i'm impressed.... @Dare2BDiferentt -  ohhhh you got pwned Posted 6/30/2009 11:28 PM by shatterFocus - reply This one time I REALLY had to go pee badly and left immediately during classes with the teacher's permission to go use the restroom. I literally ran there and once inside the girls restroom, I slipped and landed in some wet stuff. Assuming it was water, I immediately went inside the stall and peed . When I was done, I realized my pants were still wet and tried to dry them when I realized it smelled funny. IT WAS PEE ! WHO THE FRICK IN THE RIGHT MIND MISSES AND PEES ON THE FLOOR ?! Don't answer that, aha. But anyway, I had to walk into the dean's office with the stench of pee on me and literally had to lie to the teachers saying it was just juice even thoug the kids near me smelled something funny. Because I did not have PE, I wore the bright neon orange shorts for rentals that totally showed off my hairy hairy HAIRY legs. I am telling you, I did not shave until 8th grade and I wore jeans the whole frickin' year. You've seen Manny from Ice Age, right ? HAIRY AS THAT . NO JOKE ! I had to go through the whole day like that with people calling me names and looking at my legs. So freakin' awkwarddd . That's not it, when I got home, I had a red spot on my undies. I came out to my mom who talking on the phone and told her, "Mom, I think I'm bleeding down there." She stopped talking and turned to my cousin with phone still in her hand yelling, "MY DAUGHTER IS GROWING UP ! AHHH ! NEXT THING YOU KNOW IT ! YOUR GONNA HAVE HAIR DOWN THERE !" I dont know if today was just torture day for me but she had corn laid out and you know that long hair outside of the corn ? She was demonstrating that my hair down there would look like that ! Ew. Ohyea, I realized that as I had a red spot on my undies. I had a red spot on those rental shorts. So not only did I smell like pee, I probably smelt like blood too, and had a spot to show everyone that I was on it on bright orange shorts that showed off my extremely hairy legs. WOO :D The End. LOL . Posted 6/30/2009 11:28 PM by ItsThatObviouz - reply I have too many to pick just one, lol. Posted 6/30/2009 11:43 PM by Lynn1013 - reply hmmm.. i went to have dinner with this guy at a viet restaurant. i ordered grilled pork, spring rolls, and vermicelli. it comes with a small bowl of fish sauce on the side... so i usually cut my noodles by crossing the chopsticks, because i dont like the noodles too long. this time while trying to cut my noodles, the chopstick snaps and i end up hittin the bowl of fish sauce. it didnt just spill. the fish sauce flung up and spilled up all over the sleeve of my shirt. and everyone was looking afterwards. :( Posted 6/30/2009 11:45 PM by lilopinkie - reply browse comments: next › | last » Choose Identity Xanga Network (?) Anonymous (Sign up for free!)   name (required) email (required) email not publicly displayedemail not valid website Give eProps (?) 2 eProps 1 eProp 0 ePropsComment Only Post a Comment Add Link | Preview HTML comment help  Say it with Minis! (?) 100 eProps! What you ridin? Your turn! Something sweet. 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