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"This one time I REALLY had to go pee badly and left immediately during classes with the teacher's permission to go use the restroom. I literally ran there and once inside the girls restroom, I slipped and landed in some wet stuff. Assuming it was water, I immediately went inside the stall and peed . When I was done, I realized my pants were still wet and tried to dry them when I realized it smelled funny. IT WAS PEE ! WHO THE FRICK IN THE RIGHT MIND MISSES AND PEES ON THE FLOOR ?! Don't answer that, aha. But anyway, I had to walk into the dean's office with the stench of pee on me and literally had to lie to the teachers saying it was just juice even thoug the kids near me smelled something funny. Because I did not have PE, I wore the bright neon orange shorts for rentals that totally showed off my hairy hairy HAIRY legs. I am telling you, I did not shave until 8th grade and I wore jeans the whole frickin' year. You've seen Manny from Ice Age, right ? HAIRY AS THAT . NO JOKE ! I had to go through the whole day like that with people calling me names and looking at my legs. So freakin' awkwarddd .
That's not it, when I got home, I had a red spot on my undies. I came out to my mom who talking on the phone and told her, "Mom, I think I'm bleeding down there." She stopped talking and turned to my cousin with phone still in her hand yelling, "MY DAUGHTER IS GROWING UP ! AHHH ! NEXT THING YOU KNOW IT ! YOUR GONNA HAVE HAIR DOWN THERE !" I dont know if today was just torture day for me but she had corn laid out and you know that long hair outside of the corn ? She was demonstrating that my hair down there would look like that ! Ew.
Ohyea, I realized that as I had a red spot on my undies. I had a red spot on those rental shorts. So not only did I smell like pee, I probably smelt like blood too, and had a spot to show everyone that I was on it on bright orange shorts that showed off my extremely hairy legs. WOO :D
The End. LOL ."
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Okay, who turned off the gravity? Funny, guys!
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