| | Questionable Text Messaging.
Initiate awkwardness....now!
If I were to ever lose my phone and have someone pick it up, the first thing they would notice is the imminent danger they would face if they decided to keep it--once I track them down, my iron fist to their ear canal would be fairly ironic (can you hear me now? no? good.). The second thing they would notice, besides my ravishing good looks and rather questionable videos saved in the media album would be my text messages. To give you a sense of what they would find, here are some text messages I've sent in the past month, typos and all:
- "Do you have chigger repellent in ur trailer?"
- "Uh ohhhh. most ktown bars dont id...i dont think?"
- "Might be dragged off to an LI spot. what do i do? what do i doooo?"
- "Mad tequila. the lady keeps shoving them in my face. oooooh diiiner here! BRB"
- "Why would u think that? steyoopit."
- "Hahaha...so awkward."
- "Woo woo.."
- "Okay to film at ur house?"
- "Tilt is back."
- "Always blame the Asians."
- "I will leave my fate in your hands!!!"
- "Slutty? and is this the same girl u mentioned last time?"
- "Dropping a hot one now. so it should be perfect timing."
- "Many times. once with the nypd car...."
- "Arrrgeej. i gotta peee so badot too! the thing s i do for yoi"
- "Prob not. will be dead like a suicide bomber."
- "You see what happens without my supervision?"
- "Flat screen tv and bluray. Rough...like how u like it!"
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| | Posted 7/5/2009 9:50 PM - 509 Views - 77 eProps - 41 comments
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