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About this Entry Posted by: CaKaLusa Original: 7/9/2009 10:17 PM Views: 894 Comments: 71 eProps: 132 Read Comments Post a Comment Back to Your Xanga Site Tags  fairy tale  pedophile  story Who recommended? aimvpr Gerald_Washington OwenHiggins NikkiTheSkinnyMini88 nanumus ginsu417 Minis natural_onanist Who gave the eProps? 2 eProps from: Mcon JessxMaxine rhetorical_soul I_should_hit_that Chinese_Sait0u RedheadAblaze mypetiteness xxmaddychanxx aimvpr petitetokio Turbodog LadyLuck7 ipinkyflower jzrocker phosphor_stars h1t5uj1 thekeyhole SunMoonnStarz moritheil l1t0b0i Gerald_Washington rygurl Total_Drama_Island ElusiveSoul chenmeicai elelkewljay idrinkvitasoy Konrado champagne4losangeles youngvan AtramentousX christin0 JL789 milubbles natural_onanist bundleoflisa TheRiverIsEverywhere BaBaoZhou123 OwenHiggins fading_roses19 vikivandalist Esty happy_intelligentsia tvonwheelz ordinary_gir1 SimplyNita theblackspiderman Rodeney123 Passenger00 xo_icaughtfireinyoureyes my_secret_diary_xx suicidebridge ying_ng323 lollarious Scrooge0 adrenalinexxx kungbapao immaairheadxl sweetygrl23 BitteR_Sweetz DanzInRealLife Another_Perfect_Wonder yakko1 FogOfConfusion akarui_mitsukai mayanao 0 eProps from: justaskcass

Thursday, July 09, 2009   Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The End. Best story ever. Short and sweet, like a pedophile's dream. Oh hail yeahhhh!   Posted 7/9/2009 10:17 PM - 894 Views - 132 eProps - 71 comments recommend recs6 share email sent0 Give eProps or Post a Comment 71 Comments browse comments: next › | last » Best. Story. EVER! Posted 7/9/2009 10:18 PM by CaKaLusa - reply That brought a tear to my eye. Posted 7/9/2009 10:19 PM by Mcon - reply what ever happened to the girl? is she unhappily married right now? hahaha. xo Posted 7/9/2009 10:22 PM by JessxMaxine - reply why are you telling our story to the world?! Posted 7/9/2009 10:25 PM by rhetorical_soul - reply This was simply amazing. No words. Might've all been a dream though, stuff like that barely happens with any women around. Posted 7/9/2009 10:26 PM by I_should_hit_that - reply i bawled from happiness Posted 7/9/2009 10:28 PM by Chinese_Sait0u - reply Ha. I wish that that's how my story went... Quick! Ask me to marry you! I want to drink lots of beer and go fishing and ride motorcycles... Posted 7/9/2009 10:30 PM by RedheadAblaze - reply LOL omg Posted 7/9/2009 10:30 PM by mypetiteness - reply That girl made the best choice EVER Posted 7/9/2009 10:32 PM by xxmaddychanxx - reply Reminds me of my dad's stories. Posted 7/9/2009 10:35 PM by aimvpr - reply psh, i hope you didn't tell your brother that. Posted 7/9/2009 10:36 PM by petitetokio - reply The best story indeed! Posted 7/9/2009 10:37 PM by Turbodog - reply how touching. ...in all the wrong places. Posted 7/9/2009 10:37 PM by LadyLuck7 - reply good luck to him.. Posted 7/9/2009 10:39 PM by ipinkyflower - reply poor unhappy fool Posted 7/9/2009 10:40 PM by jzrocker - reply lovely :') Posted 7/9/2009 10:40 PM by phosphor_stars - reply @_@ hahahahahahhaha okay chris... okay.... best story... got it. Posted 7/9/2009 10:54 PM by h1t5uj1 - reply haha... Posted 7/9/2009 10:54 PM by thekeyhole - reply What happened to the woman? Posted 7/9/2009 10:58 PM by SunMoonnStarz - reply To be continued? Posted 7/9/2009 10:58 PM by moritheil - reply that was beautiful. Posted 7/9/2009 11:11 PM by l1t0b0i - reply @JessxMaxine -  yep, she married some douchebag. She stayed with him because she "knew" theat he really loved her, and that she loved him, when the douchebag didnt give a shit about her at all in actuality. (This is the essence of everything) Posted 7/9/2009 11:22 PM by Gerald_Washington - reply can you just reverse the guy and the girl? thanks :D Posted 7/9/2009 11:31 PM by rygurl - reply O_o Posted 7/9/2009 11:43 PM by Total_Drama_Island - reply I honestly wish more stories ended with, "He didn't get the girl but still lived happily ever after" instead of, "He was lonely and unfulfilled for the rest of his days" like all the crap the media wants you to think will happen if you dare to be single. Posted 7/9/2009 11:45 PM by ElusiveSoul - reply browse comments: next › | last » Choose Identity Xanga Network (?) Anonymous (Sign up for free!)   name (required) email (required) email not publicly displayedemail not valid website Give eProps (?) 2 eProps 1 eProp 0 ePropsComment Only Post a Comment Add Link | Preview HTML comment help  Say it with Minis! (?) You're awesome! Congrats! Where've you been? Yay! View All Minis » [mini text] [mini credits] reset Profile Pic: Default  |  Choose »  (?) reset incorrect code Code You See Below (?) Submitting… or Cancel Back to CaKaLusa's Xanga Site! Note: your comment will appear in CaKaLusa's local time zone: GMT -05:00 (Eastern Standard - US, Canada)

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