Chicago is comforting.
Chicago is pizza.
Chicago is drunk.
Chicago is causing upset stomach and violent diarrhea.
Chicago is wet.
Chicago is angry.
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Chicago is also happy sunshine and lollipops.
Chicago is perverted, or maybe I make it perverse.
Chicago is frightening.
Chicago is where you can be a kid, or cause kids to be envious.
Chicago is where you realize you can't have nice things.
Chicago is hearing you now.
Chicago is confusing you.
Chicago is "nice."
Chicago is tasty.
Chicago is very tasty.
Chicago is where you take lots of touristy pictures.
Chicago is amusing.
Chicago is dizzying.
Chicago is tall.
Chicago is a Boy/Girl Challenge. Vote below.
Chicago is trying to get my attention 50 feet above ground.
Chicago is for lovers, not Philadelphia.
Chicago is symmetrical.
Chicago is out there.
Chicago is pretty big.
Chicago is being invaded by UFOs.
Chicago is a pretty far drop.
Chicago is upsidedown.
Chicago is transparent.
Chicago is friends.
Chicago is a bean. A big shiny bean.
Chicago is a reflection.
Chicago is kissable. Lickable.
Chicago is leaving a footprint.
Chicago is looking back at you.
Chicago is about to take a sh*t on you.
Chicago is a secret garden.
Chicago is a gay loopty-loop.
Chicago is pretty densely populated.
Chicago is zooming past you.
Chicago is freaking loud.
Chicago is not sympathetic about your "green" take on life.
Chicago is boobilicious.
Chicago is hot dogs.
Chicago is welcoming.
Chicago is there with open arms and warm hugs.
Chicago is matching sunglasses.
Chicago is asking you to inappropriately grab their statues.
Chicago is filled with memories.
... NY and Boston have bad blood when it comes to baseball.
