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Monday, October 24, 2011

 Get laid tonight.
Girls for the night.

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Yay! We're attention whores!

Rating and summarizing different races of women and how easy they really are! Cakalusa tested and approved.

Asian Girls.
Asiangirls are probably the easiest to get under their pants. But because they're so easy, most of the time the effortless actions lead to boring outcomes. Asian girls are boring. THERE! I said it. My inbox is ready for your hate mail, ladies.

Getting with an Asian girl is like finding a nicely wrapped gift on the ground with nobody around (rhyme!), so you take it home and rip it open...only to find clothes. WHO LIKES CLOTHES FOR PRESENTS? Nobody. My point exactly.

And nobody likes boring girls in bed.

Easy factor: http://x70.xanga.com/ff4c9a6421033212220995/q165634728.jpghttp://x70.xanga.com/ff4c9a6421033212220995/q165634728.jpghttp://x70.xanga.com/ff4c9a6421033212220995/q165634728.jpghttp://x70.xanga.com/ff4c9a6421033212220995/q165634728.jpghttp://x70.xanga.com/ff4c9a6421033212220995/q165634728.jpg

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Rated boring!


Latina girls.
Spicy in bed, spicy in the head. They will seriously go Korean on you if you tick them off the wrong way. (i.e. Whatever you do, do NOT skeet-skeet like/where a pornstar would.)

Easy factor: http://x70.xanga.com/ff4c9a6421033212220995/q165634728.jpghttp://x70.xanga.com/ff4c9a6421033212220995/q165634728.jpghttp://x70.xanga.com/ff4c9a6421033212220995/q165634728.jpg


Black girls.
See above.

http://x5a.xanga.com/b5a8255a53149212221408/w162040542.jpg
Biggggggggggggggg booty!

Easy factor: http://x70.xanga.com/ff4c9a6421033212220995/q165634728.jpghttp://x70.xanga.com/ff4c9a6421033212220995/q165634728.jpghttp://x70.xanga.com/ff4c9a6421033212220995/q165634728.jpg

White girls.
How many of you have seen "Girls Gone Wild"? How many of those girls featured on the video are White? Coincidence? I think not.

Easy factor: http://x70.xanga.com/ff4c9a6421033212220995/q165634728.jpghttp://x70.xanga.com/ff4c9a6421033212220995/q165634728.jpghttp://x70.xanga.com/ff4c9a6421033212220995/q165634728.jpghttp://x70.xanga.com/ff4c9a6421033212220995/q165634728.jpg


Degrading Sports Photo of the Day

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I just HATE it when stringy beef gets stuck between teeth!
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Erm. Wut.
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This only applies to FOB Asians, yeah?
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I'm quite fond of Asian girls. In my experience they've been rather adventurous rather than boring.
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You didnt break down the asian categories :P
Some are easier than others :P
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how easy are you?
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shy on the outside. wild in the sheets!
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Spanish and white :)
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boring! no luv long time?
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Lol. You have too much time on your hands. :P
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I think you need to be more specific in the Asian category.
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how does this work if you have a wife?
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figured as much...
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I've seen this somewhere else.
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White girls with daddy issues are the EASIEST.
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We win.
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I disagree with some things, but I do like this post. haha
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You are mistaken, all girls are easy. Especially when you drug them and then tie them up for good measure.
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