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 Yay! We're attention whores! Rating and summarizing different races of women and how easy they really are! Cakalusa tested and approved.
Asian Girls. Asiangirls are probably the easiest to get under their pants. But because they're so easy, most of the time the effortless actions lead to boring outcomes. Asian girls are boring. THERE! I said it. My inbox is ready for your hate mail, ladies.
Getting with an Asian girl is like finding a nicely wrapped gift on the ground with nobody around (rhyme!), so you take it home and rip it open...only to find clothes. WHO LIKES CLOTHES FOR PRESENTS? Nobody. My point exactly.
And nobody likes boring girls in bed.
 Rated boring! Latina girls. Spicy in bed, spicy in the head. They will seriously go Korean on you if you tick them off the wrong way. (i.e. Whatever you do, do NOT skeet-skeet like/where a pornstar would.)
Black girls. See above.
 Biggggggggggggggg booty! White girls.
How many of you have seen "Girls Gone Wild"? How many of those girls featured on the video are White? Coincidence? I think not.
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