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Fake it to make it.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got ourselves a classic case of Xanga controversy here. Yeehaw! I haven't had one of these in a while.
Look at the views. Now look at the comments. Now back to me again. Did you you just furl your eyebrows? Good. Because you're not alone.@seekingxxhappiness
. 6,250 views and only 9 comments. 8 comments which probably came from accounts under your own creation. Your other site that sits at the #2 spot reeks of the same injustice. Other Xangans, who are far more deserving than you should be in your place right now. But they're not. @TrainTrack
should be #1. Not your gif-filled site.
Are your fingers tired yet? Are you done fingering (giggity)? Honestly now, do really love your website a lot to view it that much (or-use-plugins-to-autorefresh-but-I-won't-let-others-know-because-it'll-cause-others-do-the-same-oops-I-said-too-much)? Or maybe refreshing your own page hours at a time brings you joy and consider it a replacement for cardio exercises? I hope it makes you feel better. I took .214 seconds to browse your site and it looks like some Tumblr page a 15-year old pissed out while on her period. How on earth could that many people view it so many times?
Congratulations for making Xanga front page through gaming. You win the "Forever Alone" award.
This has been going on for months now. I've kept quiet, but now you've had your fun. Now show some restraint. At least build up your audience, then fake your traffic hits. That's clearly written on page 42 of "How To Fake Internet Popularity: For Dummies". How can you seriously believe people don't know how transparent you are when veterans like @thetheologianscafe receive a regular stream of traffic, comments, but only a fifth of your views?
ARE YOU SAYING WE XANGANS ARE STUPID? IS THAT IT? BECAUSE WE CAN CHANGE. WE CAN WORK THIS OUT, DAMN IT! BOOKS ARE OUR FRIENDS NOW. WE'LL EVEN START BEING MORE GREEN AND RECYCLE!
Today, we reveal @seekingxxhappiness
. The sour taste left in people's mouths won't scrub cleanly, but over time, we'll forgive and forget. We Xangans here are good people. Otherwise, things will get uglier over time and I'll be damned if I have to bring out the Xanga broom and dustpan.
| ||Posted 3/28/2012 3:11 PM - 3413 Views - 120 eProps - 78 comments|
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