The many faces of Xanga.
How most people feel when they post something on Xanga and nobody comments.
"Nobody ever pays me in gum..."
When an obscure Xangan writes a popular post.
When I write a protected post and realize it's public...the next morning.
When I have writer's block.
If I force myself to write:
If I’m drunk:
Finding out Xanga will be down for the next 3-4 hours due to maintenance.
When I see a post about a Xanga couple.
Rationale when I receive few comments.
Finding out a Xanga Meetup was held and you weren't invited.
Hitting submit and seeing the post disappear into another dimension.
Witness a heated Xangan's criticizing comment on someone's post.
When I prepare a rant or post about another Xangan.
When I see a Xangan post "modeling" pictures.
When I meet someone in person from Xanga and introduce myself for the first time.
When I meet someone in person from Xanga and realize their photos don't match the person.
What usually happens when I meet someone in person from Xanga and realize their photos don't match the person.
I turn into a drunk blonde, obviously.
When Xanga finally adds new features.
When I get mentioned in a post.
General reaction when there's a new post on Datingish.
When somebody attractive comments on my post and I visit their site, only to find out they're married.
When I start receiving lots of recs.
Reaching frontpage within an hour.
When a defunct Xangan returns after a few years.
ASSCAT members the morning after a night of heavy drinking.
@FlipGuy31O @SonyChak @Junbelievable08 @Roadlesstaken @Timmmmmmy
When I see somebody timestamp.
Still noticing Quotes Sites fake their views.
Reading a post that your Xanga crush is now in a relationship.
When an attractive Xangan comments on a post.
What I think I look like:
What I actually look like:
A Xangan writes a rumor about you and others.
I give somebody Xanga Premium.
When I write a great post then see a spambot comment all over it.
When somebody invites themselves to a Xanga meetup.
When a Xangan posts one too many gifs in a post.