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Name: Chris
Birthday: 4/26/1985
Gender: Male


Interests: The internet, movie-making, digital photography, graphic design, getting the last word, masticating, music, the arts, and various sports involving balls that bounce.
Expertise: Dry wit & black humor
Occupation: Full-time slacker


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Member Since: 5/30/2002
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Monday, August 13, 2012

An Indian Wedding.
A wedding fit for a Sultan's feasting.

This past weekend was my first attendance to an Indian wedding.  If you've never been to one like I have, it can only be summed up in two words: Bollywood Movie. It was a weekend full of non-stop dancing, drinking, eating, dancing. and cheering.

As one of my close friends growing up together since 7th grade, I was one of the many groomsmen to take part in his wedding. With everything scheduled, this three-day weekend event felt like a marathon, but in the most positive light. It was enjoyable, every moment of it.

Celebration Day 1 of 2.
Battery Gardens, NYC.

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The perfect sunset...OF DOOM!

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End of singledome.

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The two doctors...of love!

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Dapper chaps. Some of the groomsmen.

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Facebook needs this as their official "like" icon.

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The group of high school friends aka Superfriends performed a skit for the groom. Embarrassing levels were reached.

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Inside the dining area.

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1 of 5 plates I had that night. Effing delicious!

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Dress shoes. Perfect for playing a game of basketball.

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Open bar? Open wide.

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It was just an okay moment.

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The bride puts her hands up like she just don't care.

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Friday, August 10, 2012

Sending Postcards.

When I send postcards, I make sure to do it right. And by "right" I totally mean offending everyone who sees it, including the mailman and the recipient's parents.

For example:


Sent to @victoriamisu
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The photo used on the postcard
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I enjoy my boba in other forms.


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Sent to @flipguy31o

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Sent to @lovejennyy

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Sent to a friend in the Netherlands

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Sent to someone in Indonesia.

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Sent to @timmmmmmy

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Wednesday, August 08, 2012

Funny Olympian Names.

It's the Olympics. And what better way to celebrate it than making fun of these Olympians?

Degrading Sports Photos of the Day.


Tuesday, August 07, 2012

10 Xanga Confessions.
Cause y'all be asking me to do it. Now quick, someone tell me to leap off a bridge, too!

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  1. Suck my bic.
  2. Kiss my arse.
  3. You're okay.
  4. You're an alcoholic.
  5. I'd love for you to continue what you're doing and never give up. That McDonalds custodial position isn't far from you.
  6. I'd hit it.
  7. I'd hit it...with a crowbar.
  8. I'd let you pole vault me one day, ifyaknowwhatImean.
  9. We're so bromantical, it hurts.
  10. You're the epitome of trailer trash.

If you accurately guess which one you are, I'll PM you and let you know.



Monday, August 06, 2012

Drunken Olympics.
Fitting more in a single day than an obese person squeezes into their jeans.

Office Olympics.

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To celebrate this year's summer Olympics, our office introduced the first Office Summer Olympics. Varying events spread across two weeks, it marked the first day's events, which included archery. I represented team USA. It was only fitting that my t-shirt was made in China.

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I spy a bunch of drunks.

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HELLO, SWITZERLAND!

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I can't believe Team Tanzania is leading the scoreboard. And yes, that's a viking helm in the background for team Norway.

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I couldn't stop yelling "Katniss!" every time he took a shot to throw him off. It backfired and he hit 4 bullseyes.

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Event: Basketball. As team USA, let's just say our performance was not representative of the real Team USA.

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AMURICA!



Geoff @whotakethmycoke's birthday.

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First stop, Hide-chan. Free pork buns with every beer. $2 large drafts, too? Aww yeahhh!

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Fifteen minutes into having a table, we already make our way on their Blacklist.

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@mkazama shows up just in time...to play catch up.

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Ricky looks on as I bite into delicious pork belly. It was more belly than meaty.

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BUT YOU CAN'T RESIST ME FEEDING YOU WHEN I'M DRUNK!

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We had a chugging contest. The loser would have to not only eat pork bell fat, but this concoction of soy sauce, sesame seeds, and pork broth.

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Mixing it in. I made a preemptive face just in case I lost and passed out due to ingesting this bowl of fail.

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Guess who lost?

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@behindthedimples goes in for a closer look.

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"This isn't so ba--..."

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"...oh God, what have I done?"

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Washing that all down with some real food. Fried chicken and pork dumprings!

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As you couldn't tell, the alcohol has been setting in for a while.

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"Normal faces, people. MORE NORMAL!"

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She is not normal!

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Since this wasn't my camera, and was trusted by @mkazama to take pictures in her absence, I made sure to leave some surprises.

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I spy a hipster!

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I SEE YOU!

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Receiving a helping hand (pun intended) by @behindthedimples.

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Why yes, I will!

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A wild @scrooge0 appears!

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Sleeping in my imaginary bed, next to @infinitiny.

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SURPRISE!

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Never mess with a drunk girl's food. Otherwise you get a free tattoo out of it.



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