Office Olympics.

To celebrate this year's summer Olympics, our office introduced the first Office Summer Olympics. Varying events spread across two weeks, it marked the first day's events, which included archery. I represented team USA. It was only fitting that my t-shirt was made in China.

I spy a bunch of drunks.

HELLO, SWITZERLAND!

I can't believe Team Tanzania is leading the scoreboard. And yes, that's a viking helm in the background for team Norway.
I couldn't stop yelling "Katniss!" every time he took a shot to throw him off. It backfired and he hit 4 bullseyes.
Event: Basketball. As team USA, let's just say our performance was not representative of the real Team USA.
AMURICA!
Geoff @whotakethmycoke's birthday.
First stop, Hide-chan. Free pork buns with every beer. $2 large drafts, too? Aww yeahhh!
Fifteen minutes into having a table, we already make our way on their Blacklist.
@mkazama shows up just in time...to play catch up.

Ricky looks on as I bite into delicious pork belly. It was more belly than meaty.

BUT YOU CAN'T RESIST ME FEEDING YOU WHEN I'M DRUNK!

We had a chugging contest. The loser would have to not only eat pork bell fat, but this concoction of soy sauce, sesame seeds, and pork broth.

Mixing it in. I made a preemptive face just in case I lost and passed out due to ingesting this bowl of fail.

Guess who lost?
@behindthedimples goes in for a closer look.

"This isn't so ba--..."

"...oh God, what have I done?"

Washing that all down with some real food. Fried chicken and pork dumprings!

As you couldn't tell, the alcohol has been setting in for a while.

"Normal faces, people. MORE NORMAL!"

She is not normal!

Since this wasn't my camera, and was trusted by
@mkazama to take pictures in her absence, I made sure to leave some surprises.

I spy a hipster!

I SEE YOU!

Receiving a helping hand (pun intended) by
@behindthedimples.

Why yes, I will!

A wild
@scrooge0 appears!

Sleeping in my imaginary bed, next to
@infinitiny.

SURPRISE!

Never mess with a drunk girl's food. Otherwise you get a free tattoo out of it.