To celebrate this year's summer Olympics, our office introduced the first Office Summer Olympics. Varying events spread across two weeks, it marked the first day's events, which included archery. I represented team USA. It was only fitting that my t-shirt was made in China.
I spy a bunch of drunks.
I can't believe Team Tanzania is leading the scoreboard. And yes, that's a viking helm in the background for team Norway. I couldn't stop yelling "Katniss!" every time he took a shot to throw him off. It backfired and he hit 4 bullseyes. Event: Basketball. As team USA, let's just say our performance was not representative of the real Team USA.
Geoff @whotakethmycoke's birthday.First stop, Hide-chan. Free pork buns with every beer. $2 large drafts, too? Aww yeahhh!
Fifteen minutes into having a table, we already make our way on their Blacklist.@mkazama
shows up just in time...to play catch up.
Ricky looks on as I bite into delicious pork belly. It was more belly than meaty.
BUT YOU CAN'T RESIST ME FEEDING YOU WHEN I'M DRUNK!
We had a chugging contest. The loser would have to not only eat pork bell fat, but this concoction of soy sauce, sesame seeds, and pork broth.
Mixing it in. I made a preemptive face just in case I lost and passed out due to ingesting this bowl of fail.
Guess who lost?@behindthedimples
goes in for a closer look.
"This isn't so ba--..."
"...oh God, what have I done?"
Washing that all down with some real food. Fried chicken and pork dumprings!
As you couldn't tell, the alcohol has been setting in for a while.
"Normal faces, people. MORE NORMAL!"
She is not normal!
Since this wasn't my camera, and was trusted by @mkazama
to take pictures in her absence, I made sure to leave some surprises.
I spy a hipster!
I SEE YOU!
Receiving a helping hand (pun intended) by @behindthedimples
Why yes, I will!
A wild @scrooge0
Sleeping in my imaginary bed, next to @infinitiny
Never mess with a drunk girl's food. Otherwise you get a free tattoo out of it.