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Name: Chris
Birthday: 4/26/1985
Gender: Male
Interests: The internet, movie-making, digital photography, graphic design, getting the last word, masticating, music, the arts, and various sports involving balls that bounce.
Expertise: Dry wit & black humor
Occupation: Full-time slacker
Message: message meEmail: email me
Website: visit my website
AIM:  cakalusa
Member Since:
5/30/2002
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| Said No Xangan, Ever.
Things a Xangan would never say:
"There's just too much to read in my subsciptions list."
"I've so many subscribers!"
"This Xanga app works flawlessly."
"I love all this spam!"
"Please, no more eProps."
"There's too many updates to Xanga."
"Will people please stop rec'ing my entires?"
"That girl should stop posting so many photos of her boobs."
"It's exciting when somebody mass messages me!"
"Your pink background with neone green text really showcases your visual flair!"
"Xanga isn't a place for trolls. Trust me."
"The Xanga layout is fresh and contemporary."
"Xanga Chat works all the time, every time."
"Why isn't @thetheologianscafe #1 on Top Blogs?"
"Of course I'll purchase you Premium for Life!"
"Comic sans? Love ittttt!"
"Drama? On Xanga? What are you talking about?"
What other things would a Xangan never say?
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| An Indian Wedding.
A wedding fit for a Sultan's feasting.
This past weekend was my first attendance to an Indian wedding. If you've never been to one like I have, it can only be summed up in two words: Bollywood Movie. It was a weekend full of non-stop dancing, drinking, eating, dancing. and cheering.
As one of my close friends growing up together since 7th grade, I was one of the many groomsmen to take part in his wedding. With everything scheduled, this three-day weekend event felt like a marathon, but in the most positive light. It was enjoyable, every moment of it.
Celebration Day 1 of 2.
Battery Gardens, NYC.
 The perfect sunset...OF DOOM!  End of singledome.  The two doctors...of love!  Dapper chaps. Some of the groomsmen.  Facebook needs this as their official "like" icon.  The group of high school friends aka Superfriends performed a skit for the groom. Embarrassing levels were reached.  Inside the dining area.  1 of 5 plates I had that night. Effing delicious!  Dress shoes. Perfect for playing a game of basketball.  Open bar? Open wide.  It was just an okay moment.  The bride puts her hands up like she just don't care. Click here for more pics... | | |
| Sending Postcards.
When I send postcards, I make sure to do it right. And by "right" I totally mean offending everyone who sees it, including the mailman and the recipient's parents.
For example:
Sent to @victoriamisu
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| Funny Olympian Names.
It's the Olympics. And what better way to celebrate it than making fun of these Olympians?
Degrading Sports Photos of the Day.
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| 10 Xanga Confessions.
Cause y'all be asking me to do it. Now quick, someone tell me to leap off a bridge, too!
- Suck my bic.
- Kiss my arse.
- You're okay.
- You're an alcoholic.
- I'd love for you to continue what you're doing and never give up. That McDonalds custodial position isn't far from you.
- I'd hit it.
- I'd hit it...with a crowbar.
- I'd let you pole vault me one day, ifyaknowwhatImean.
- We're so bromantical, it hurts.
- You're the epitome of trailer trash.
If you accurately guess which one you are, I'll PM you and let you know.
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