About Me
- About Me: Hi, thanks for diverting your browser from the porn for a minute to look at my profile. I can't really compete with hot girl on girl action, but hopefully you'll stay just a little while. In fact, if it's skin your looking for, there is a picture of my ass somewhere on here. But there is so much more to this profile than just my ass: you'll find witty little answers to questions I didn't make up, short statements about what other people think of me and pictures of me with people who are more attractive. Leave me a comment and maybe I'll get ya one back. Who knows?
Contact Info
- AIM: cakalusa
More About Me
- Nicknames: Rubberman (only on the courts), Caka, Cookie Chris, Chinaman, "hey you."
- Nationality: American. But my ethnicity is Chinese.
- Religion: Agnostic
- Heroes: Roast beef, lettuce, tomato, onions, and mayo.
- Interests: The internet, movie-making, digital photography, graphic design, getting the last word, masticating, music, the arts, and various sports involving balls that bounce.
- Expertise: Dry wit & black humor
- Occupation: Full-time slacker
- Industry: Art & Design
Food
- Favorite Cuisine: Japanese
- Favorite Dishes: BBQ Steak (med. rare), gyros, Wendy's 99cent menu (Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger, nuggets, chili, baked potatoes, salad...).
- Favorite Desserts: Tiramisu, Strawberry Cheesecake, Strawberries, Creme brulee, Oranges, fried green tea ice cream.
- Favorite Drinks: Flavored
- Favorite Junk Foods: Pork Rinds, Cheetos (puffed), popcorn, sourcream and onion Pringles
- Best meal ever: Sushi buffet
- My Original Recipes: Boiled water
- Favorite Restaurants: East (Jap), Vincents (Italiano), and L'cole (French)
- Foods I hate: I'm not picky about food, but anything that's not heated properly or medium rare pork--no thanks.
Movies
- Favorite Movies: Dumb and Dumber, Star Wars (all 6), The Matrix (all 3), LOTR (all 3), Toy Story (both), Spider Man (both), Forrest Gump, Top Gun, The Incredibles, Big, God of Gamblers 2, Amelie, Fight Club, American History X, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (both versions), T:2 Judgement Day, Princess Mononoke, Animatrix, Mortal Kombat, Blackhawk Down, Spirited Away, Mrs. Doubtfire, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.
- Favorite Actors: Tom (Cruise, Hanks,), Brad Pitt, Kevin Norton, Johnny Depp.
- Favorite Directors: Peter Jackson, George Lucas, Stanley Kubrick, Stephen Spielberg
- Favorite Genre: Action, Comedy, Drama
- Favorite Soundtracks: Toy Story, LOTR, Forest Gump, American Beauty, Disney
- Movies I can watch over and over: Dumb and Dumber and Forrest Gump
- Actor that would play me in a movie: Jordan Chan
Music
- Favorite Artists: Beastie Boys, U2, Biggie,Tupac, G-Unit, NIN, Smashing Pumpkins (return, please!), Jay-Z, Nas, STP, Fallout Boy, Green Day (old), Daft Punk, Chemical Brothers, Weezer, Rage Against the Machines, A Perfect Circle, Mozart, Beethoven, Rammstein, Don Davis, Stan Getz, Miles Davis, Norah Jones, No Doubt.
- Favorite Genre: I enjoy all music, except country and death metal.
- Songs I hate: Teeny Bop
- Guilty Pleasure: Boybands
- Songs I repeat the most: U2 and Nas
- Band I wish I was in: G-Unit
Books
- Favorite Books: Magazines, please.
- Favorite Genres: Choose your own adventure.
- Recent Reads: Stuff
Travel
- Places I love: Hong Kong and California
- Places I've been: Most of the Eastern US, California, and Asia
- Places to see before I die: How morbid.
- Dream Vacation: Swimming the Dead Sea in Europe.
Television
- Favorite Shows: Family Guy & The Simpsons
- Favorite Channels: FOX, ESPN, MSG
- Favorite Reruns: Simpsons, Family Guy, Full House, Duck Tales
- Most Addictive Show: Family Guy
- Favorite Episode: The Simpsons go to New York
- Favorite Theme Song: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- Show I Secretly Watch: Power Puff Girls (this was years ago)
- Show I wished wasn't cancelled: The original TMNT and Bill Nye
Style
- Where I shop: Abercrombie & Fitch
- Brands I love: Abercrombie & Fitch, The North Face, Polo
- I like to wear: Jeans
- Can't live without: Underwear
- Prized Possessions: Lumix
- Guilty Pleasure: Anything fast-food
Video Games
- Games I Play: World of Warcraft, Battlefield 2, Counter-Strike
- Consoles: PS2, PC
- Favorite Characters: Snake Pliskin, Cloud Strife, Dante, TMNT
- Gaming Alias: Cakalusa
- Favorite Classic Arcade Games: Spy Hunter
- Most Addictive: Air Hockey
- Proudest Achievements: Beating MG: Solid
- Favorite Soundtrack: MGS, Mario Bros., Donkey Kong Country
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HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!! YOU ARE A GREAT MOTHEL! -
hey whats up im kitty and im new on here....
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Happy birthday :)
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Hi Good Morning from India--actually the subcontinent's SW corner.thankyou a million time for accepting my friendship invite,dear Christ! (sadaboy) dr sadasivan -
This has nothing to do with ANYTHING... but I was on YouTube looking for Coldplay (I love Coldplay)... and up pops... "The Gynecologist" (actually I Googled Coldplay and spoofs) ... I saw it... I think it was you... I'm really sure it was you... Where was the gynecologist? Funny, though, funny =D
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Hi nice to know, u are so funny! -
CaKaLusa's blogs are funny and iteresting... It was nice knowing about your bathroom adventure...
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hey, i know i might seem a little young for you but i love your site and ur super cute!!!!!!!!! o and i am 16 -
Hello, Chris. Nice to know you... -
i've taken a break from xanga for quite a bit. but its nice to see some things are always the same. glad to know you're still being political incorrect and proud of it Chris! (time for a new profile picture though no? COME ON)
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