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  • Pet Peeve #24. Hairy Situation. I was running to the office restroom when I see a man, balding at the top of his head pull a comb from his pocket. For a split second, I wasn't thinking about the imminent danger of an an…

  • Cakalusa's Boy/Girl Challenge #65 You have .97 seconds to decide. Pleather is so in.

  • How I Win the Ladies. A True Story. The following takes place at 1 AM EST. Me: HeyaHer: Yo.Me: how ya be?Her: crappyMe: Boo. Why?Her: broke up with my bf. (My arsehole instincts kick in) Me: Darn. (Swoops in)Sorry to…

  • Casual Friday. This is how I do in the office. What, you've never seen an Asian in an office before? Female Trivia. Though I could be wrong... Evil, evil, evil! Girls don't poop.They don't fart either.Girls never fee…

  • Memoirs of an Asian Brother. Cookie Kwan's brother deals with a phone operator. Dear Dialy, Herro eberybody! This is Sam Wan. I am fobbier, sexier, msg-free, more beautiful brother of Cookie Kwan. She take break this…

  • Weekend in Boston. Drunkery up in Bahston. Summer was coming to a close, so I decided to extend it a little further this weekend. How? The American way: drinking games, food, and more booze. So off we headed to ze beac…

  • Cakalusa's Boy/Girl Challenge #63 You have 2.17 seconds to decide. (Left side) Blue's Clues? VOTE NOW!

  • A Chinese Halloween. Fortune cookie included. This year's Halloween should be pretty effing spectacular this year. I will ensure this by creating a self-proclaimed hybrid holiday of Halloween and April Fool's day. You'r…

  • Cakalusa's Boy/Girl Challenge #62 You have 1.67 seconds to decide. Ahnyunghasayo!

  • Deconstructing Lady Gaga’s VMA Ensembles. It ain't pretty. Anyone have a napkin? The biggest scandal of this weekend's MTV Video Music Awards was the Kanye West/Taylor Swift controversy. Madonna’s opening tribute to M…

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