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  • Sex at Work. Genius ideas! Incident #1 Coworker: How often do u think about sex at work? Me: Uh...two to three times. You? Coworker: Prolly like 150. Incident #2 Me: So do you think this quote is inappropriate for …

  • Time to have the ego scratched. 9 Truths 1 Lie. One of the following is fictitious. Can you guess which one? My IQ according to a battery of tests: 129. I'm sure someone screwed up my score somewhere. It should be highe…

  • The New Guy. Having fun at work. We have a new guy coming on board our team Monday. That poor guy doesn't know what he's in for and the mess he walked into. My manager has also appointed me the duties of welcoming the n…

  • Degrading Asian Hair Photos of the Day. A fellow Xangan dragged me to a bar situated in Korea town. She's a real joker, that one. I expected a few band players with tango and caviar. I ended up elbow to elbow with poten…

  • The Annoying Jewish Coworker: Ruins Easter. Well, she ruins a lot of things, really. OY VEY! Mom: There are Easter candies by the accounting department. That Jw girl from your area came by us and took a big handful. …

  • Memoirs of an Asian Mother: She love fat people long time. Dear Dialy, What all this talk about swine fru? Back in mother China, I had four case of bird fru and I pelfect fine. You American people so weak and stupid…

  • You are truly (east) Asian when... You're able to use any two objects as chopsticks. (e.g. cellphone and mouse.)You know a good bargain when you see it.You avoid all eye contact when you spot another Asian 100 yards do…

  • For Asian Week, I want to Swine and Dine. Rets get leady! Oh, herro! To keep things Asian alound here and to honol my Asian helitage, I've decided to leprace my "R"s with "L"s and vice-velsa. Hele we go! To be honest…

  • Why Asian parents are the worst of them all. Now before you all march over here with cleavers and nunchucks, hear me out before you pull out some Bruce Lee tactics. This doesn't apply to all Asian parents, but for the m…

  • Cakalusa's Caption Contest. Caption the photo below! Sadly, the rollercoaster isn't even in motion. Sirry Asians.

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