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  • Dear Soho, New York: I’m not gay. Sorry Soho, I know there’s a lot of dudes who are into dudes, but that’s not me. I have no qualms with the gay community, but I have been banking on the fact that the assumption in the p…

  • Drunken Adventures at Foxwoods. Casino + Booze = Recession of your wallet. MGM Grand at Foxwoods The perfect arrival time: 11pm. Ratatouille! My night is set. It's never too late to share some Chinese sausage. As…

  • How to tell you had too much to drink. Another spectacularly drunk evening with yours truly. 11:33 PM. We have twins! That's right. A $38,964 tip. Sure, I could have made it a cool $40,000, but I was too cheap to toss…

  • Halloween 2008 Recap. A bit delayed. Just the way I like it. First thing I walked into that morning. I knew right then and there productivity levels would be worse than a Dow Jones performance. Presenting your Blind…

  • Murakami Art. The Next Best Thing to Pr0ns (nsfw). Ever seen a female cyborg turn into a fighter jet? Me neither. I recently paid a visit to the Brooklyn Museum for the Murakami exhibit. You might've seen some of his…

  • Signs you're suffering from sleep deprivation: WTF? I'm drunk....at 7pm. 1) You threaten co-workers with a banana to eat some of your orange slices. "I'm either going to bludgeon you with this or squirt it out at you…

  • Your Travel Guide. Her: So what's there to do in ny? I know there's A LOT, but I don't know where to start. Me: Ah..I'm the worst to ask that to. I rarely venture into NYC, but I'd say all the tourist spots. Yeah,…

  • Take a Deuce. Bathroom Etiquette For The Everyday Deuche. While I was take a crap in my "office" today (it comes with a printer but only prints brown), some arse decided that it was proper Man Code to use the stal…

  • Awkward Might Be an Understatement. She stated "I'm lactose intolerant," while sipping on a bubble tea (made with milk) and blurted out "What are you staring at?" to a man playing eye-tag with her on the subway. Sayi…

  • Chinese New Year 2008 Same thing. New Animal. More Red Envelopes. New York City is the cleanest city in the world. What are you talking about? Pew Pew Pew Oscar the Grouch seeks revenge. "B*tch, I live in a garba…

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