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  • How I Win the Ladies. A True Story. The following takes place at 1 AM EST. Me: HeyaHer: Yo.Me: how ya be?Her: crappyMe: Boo. Why?Her: broke up with my bf. (My arsehole instincts kick in) Me: Darn. (Swoops in)Sorry to…

  • 338,413 Sexual Partners. Ron Jeremy has nothing on me. How many have YOU slept with? http://calculators.lloydspharmacy.com/sexdegrees/ Hmm...such nice brands of shorts you wear!

  • Danger Girls. Signs you need to break off communication with her. Do not trust! Irresistible, that's what I am (stop laughing.). Now, if you're a female, I will show you the time of day if you've a decent personali…

  • Dangerous Types of Women. They'll eat you alive. Welcome to part two of however-many-parts-I-feel-like series! In today’s episode I will give you insight on the latest about women. So come hither my children, and hol…

  • All About Relationshits. They really do go down the toilet! I can't speak from personal experience, but I would think that for the most part, people would agree that with any new relationshit, the first few months are th…

  • The Fly Fishing Tactic. Guys in the club, beware! Eureka! I've discovered the newest form of cockblock. I was the victim unfortunately, for this one. A friend and I were talking at the bar in a club when a lady with som…

  • Big Balls. Thoughts of a penis. My crotch is so monumental and huge that it deserves its own blog. In fact, I need cranes to lift up my balls whenever I want to take a piss. That. Big. This is the good stuff girls g…

  • Superficial Cakalusa Strikes Again: Wedding Edition. This time, the damage was permanent to the eyes. When I say things can't get any worse to my already declining vision, I get sent to this photo album of a wedding. …

  • Now Accepting Wingwoman. Apply within. Guys, sorry to beak it to you, but you're just not cutting it. I mean, we've tried using you as my wingman, but it's not working out anymore. You guys are scaring off my target a…

  • Things A Guy Wishes Women Knew...

    ...but don't have the balls to tell them. Thisis for all you guys out there. When you don't have the galls to tellyour ladies what we all face together as men, I will let them know. Right now. Justbecause we don…

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