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  • How I Win the Ladies. A True Story. The following takes place at 1 AM EST. Me: HeyaHer: Yo.Me: how ya be?Her: crappyMe: Boo. Why?Her: broke up with my bf. (My arsehole instincts kick in) Me: Darn. (Swoops in)Sorry to…

  • Casual Fridays. I dress for success.... ...too bad I had my fly unzipped for half the day. Fail! Fried Chicken Stories: Part 2. Remember that episode of Simpsons when Homer didn't get all that he could eat at the sea…

  • Preventing Freeloaders. More "Stories of the Annoying Jewish Coworker." Grab a handful. Here in the office, most of us share a special bond where we can share things like snacks and candy freely, and leave things …

  • Sex at Work. Genius ideas! Incident #1 Coworker: How often do u think about sex at work? Me: Uh...two to three times. You? Coworker: Prolly like 150. Incident #2 Me: So do you think this quote is inappropriate for …

  • The Annoying Jewish Coworker: Episode 6. We have our revenge The AJC (Annoying Jewish Coworker) has an annoying habit of going into people's cabinets without permission (not an exaggeration) and taking whatever candy o…

  • A New Hire: The Followup. You may recall from a previous entry that there was a new hire this week. If you didn't, what are you doing? Go read it! I'll wait. /looks at imaginary watch. Okay, ready? Good. So Monday rol…

  • The New Guy. Having fun at work. We have a new guy coming on board our team Monday. That poor guy doesn't know what he's in for and the mess he walked into. My manager has also appointed me the duties of welcoming the n…

  • How to kick off a Friday. Me [5:18 PM]: permission to blow the Friday 5:29 "drama button" horn? Manager [5:18 PM]: at 5:29 Sound was about 10x louder in person. Coworker: omg ur like dennis the menace CW#2: OMG…

  • Quotes of the Annoying Coworker: Part 5 "My overall cholesterol was over 229." "I gotta stop eating pizza." "I can't get the glue off my arm!" "I always eat cheese!" (proceeds to say cheese 5 times." VOICEMAIL: Hi, …

  • Transformers 2. Another Michael-effing-Bay movie and not doing well. Are you going to watch it? Random Passive-Aggressive Photo of the Day Answer to yesterday's Boy/Girl Challenge. Straight out of a Final Fantas…

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