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  • How I Win the Ladies. A True Story. The following takes place at 1 AM EST. Me: HeyaHer: Yo.Me: how ya be?Her: crappyMe: Boo. Why?Her: broke up with my bf. (My arsehole instincts kick in) Me: Darn. (Swoops in)Sorry to…

  • Danger Girls. Signs you need to break off communication with her. Do not trust! Irresistible, that's what I am (stop laughing.). Now, if you're a female, I will show you the time of day if you've a decent personali…

  • The Breakup Song: I Fell In Love With an Autotune. Now with 50% more Autotune! The following song is comprised of people's actual lines from their breakup letters, insult blogs, sappy poems, videos, and death threats …

  • Dangerous Types of Women. They'll eat you alive. Welcome to part two of however-many-parts-I-feel-like series! In today’s episode I will give you insight on the latest about women. So come hither my children, and hol…

  • All About Relationshits. They really do go down the toilet! I can't speak from personal experience, but I would think that for the most part, people would agree that with any new relationshit, the first few months are th…

  • Love Control. Two couples. I've had the opportunity to take two people, toss in the perfect ingredients, let them simmer and stew for days, making the perfect casserole of intimacy. No food poisoning or cases of dia…

  • A Generic Valentines. For a generic partner. Mr. Cupid is sharpening his arrows, candy makers are making extra chocolates, and men and women across the globe are beginning to panic. It must be...yep! Valentine's Day. …

  • Need a boyfriend this Holiday Season? Here's the perfect solution! Ronery for the holidays? Need that fire to keep you warm this holiday season? Jealous your girlfriends all have guys in their lives (rhyme!)?…

  • Now Accepting Wingwoman. Apply within. Guys, sorry to beak it to you, but you're just not cutting it. I mean, we've tried using you as my wingman, but it's not working out anymore. You guys are scaring off my target a…

  • Dating a Model.

    This is not the Mount Rushmore I expected. Hip-bouncing struts down the catwalk, the first thing that comes to mind when we think of models are arrogant women with enough clothes to keep Janet Jackson's nipples under …

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