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  • How I Win the Ladies. A True Story. The following takes place at 1 AM EST. Me: HeyaHer: Yo.Me: how ya be?Her: crappyMe: Boo. Why?Her: broke up with my bf. (My arsehole instincts kick in) Me: Darn. (Swoops in)Sorry to…

  • Casual Friday. This is how I do in the office. What, you've never seen an Asian in an office before? Female Trivia. Though I could be wrong... Evil, evil, evil! Girls don't poop.They don't fart either.Girls never fee…

  • Question of the month. Why are women so afraid of bugs but can regularly pour hot wax on their bodies and rip hair out by its roots? I'm sure it's quite the opposite for guys given the same options.

  • 338,413 Sexual Partners. Ron Jeremy has nothing on me. How many have YOU slept with? http://calculators.lloydspharmacy.com/sexdegrees/ Hmm...such nice brands of shorts you wear!

  • Danger Girls. Signs you need to break off communication with her. Do not trust! Irresistible, that's what I am (stop laughing.). Now, if you're a female, I will show you the time of day if you've a decent personali…

  • Dangerous Types of Women. They'll eat you alive. Welcome to part two of however-many-parts-I-feel-like series! In today’s episode I will give you insight on the latest about women. So come hither my children, and hol…

  • Hot or Not: Series 1 of 5. Now with more boobs! Instead of voting for Asian girls from the internet with low self-esteem, I'd much rather interact with girls that are you know..."real"? And a little tangible? Take for …

  • Mason Dixon. A Whiskey bar with lots of boobs. As their website suggests, Mason Dixon is a southern styled bar/restaurant on Manhattan's Lower East Side. Boasting a mechanical bull (the best part), a large selection o…

  • Star Trek: The Review Your Mother Warned You About. I left the movie thinking one thing and one thing only. I wonder what green alien vagina looks like. Orion girls may or may not be easy. You be the judge when watch…

  • The Fly Fishing Tactic. Guys in the club, beware! Eureka! I've discovered the newest form of cockblock. I was the victim unfortunately, for this one. A friend and I were talking at the bar in a club when a lady with som…

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