April 26, 2004

  • I wanna be six


    A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
    "I'd love to be six again", she replied.

    On the morning of Mother's Day, he arose early, got up, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.  


    What a day!  He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of
    Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster.  Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.

    Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.  Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 


    Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.  What a fabulous adventure!

    Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
    He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, Dear, what was it like being six again?"

    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.  "You idiot, I meant my dress size!"


    The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.





    Estee Lauder, who over decades built a multi-million-dollar cosmetics empire with thousands of employees, has died at the age of 97.


    Did someone makeup this story? I blush at the very thought. Whoever made this up should receive 100 lashes.


    Okay, I'm sorry. I apoligize for my feeble attempt at being witty.





    Homosexual Baseball Photo of the Day


    photo
    "Does this bag make my butt look big?"

Comments (77)

  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIS!

    Feeble attempt indeed.

  • XD that's a funny story. ~Kissy~

  • HAHAHA! I wanna be six... umm... actually age-wise.

  • haha - I love that joke - especially how its not funny.

    But you make up for it with murderous monkeys.

  • hence y it sux being a guy :P

    and yay for barbie! :)

  • haha.. true.. no matter what, a guy is always gonna get it wrong.. sucks for you guys!..

    barbie rocks!.. even though she broke up with ken.. >=T

    happy belated bday! ;)

  • Happy berfday man.  Saw it on RBJ.  Have a good one.  =)

    -ray leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • its troooo.... even when guys are listening AND with step bvy step instructions.. they'll still get hings wrong.... its like.. the way nature intended it or something... lol.. j/k
    -miz luckie

  • It's your birthday? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

    Errr, you know what is sad? That when I read the first 2 lines, I thought that she meant the AGE 6. Because, you know, I wouldn't mind that.

  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING!!!!!!!

    Miss you much. Have a great day!

  • Heyyy i have that same backpack!!!!!! muahahha

  • Holy Bajeebus..
    Birthday: 4/26/1985

    HAPPY FREAKING BIRTHDAY dude!!

  • Happy Birthday. Do you want to be 6 again?

  • soo very true.. even though i'm onli 15.. i no :]

  • Wow, I that sounds fun! You should start doing something like that before you grow a nice long white beard. Happy Birthday, you old geeser!

  • haha poor guys ^_^;;

  • I'd appreciate that interpretation to "being six again." 

  • Wait there are 7 candles on that b-day cake!

  • ok i am guessing that your birthday was yesterday or today so happy blated birthday!

  • HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

    ndd there's 7 candles on that cake! xP

  • i have that exact same bag

  • geez.. maybe the baseball player was holding the bag for his daughter. Things like that is what fuels homophobia! geez, I need to lighten up. =(

    oh well. Estee lauder makeup sucks and is overpriced.
    and i thought your feeble attempt to be funny was HILARIOUS. 100 lashes.. lol...

  • aww happy birthday.. i hope you get what you want out of it.. funny story.. take care..

  • so random, boy..

    tis ur bday. ah obieonekenobie. take a lot of pics & have a good one, lovely.

  • Happy Birthday!!!

    oy ur nineteen? gosh ur a youngun. hehe. i feel old... 21 goin on 22...grrr well at least i dont look it. haha...

    loved the joke.. i thought she meant 6 in age too.

    take care and have a wonderful birthday!

  • happy 19th bday!! :)

    and yes, men don't know what women want..even if they tried.  they're not foolish, they just lack femininity.  just joking.  not. 

  • HahahHAhaha...MMMM...*cake*...

  • dude, birthday, rock...

    payce

  • heyy~ ;D aww happy bdayy! yep..jerzee'z got spring break now =/

  • happy birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!  xD

  • Well, I already said it to you but there's no harm in saying it again: HAPPY B-DAY!

    Hahaha, that's a nice joke.  It sucks how guys try so hard to understand girls but in the end it's still all @_@

    And your attempt wasn't feeble at all =P   Hmm... you like looking at homo things, don't you? ;D

  • happy birthday you dorkhead. :| well have a wonderful one!

  • great joke! are you implying that you want to be six again? :p

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIS!  Just two more years til the milestone of 21...

  • lol.. ahah.. i thought she meant the age also.. haha.. baseball is fun. i just dont think pink stroller bags go with the game

  • your joke hit a wall at "even when a man is listening". umm.. when does that happen? .

  • hahahah baseball rookies...

  • You're terrible.  I Expect more humor!

  • Yeah xanga is upset with me... they want me to buy premium... my pics wont post after a few hours... I tried ALLLLL the picture hosting sites and everything... Freaken Xanga is cracking down on me~

  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY! =]
    wow, you're only a year older than me? o_O hehehehe
    hope you had a good one on this rainy weather~

  • Happy Birthday

    hope all your wishes come true

  • happy birthday, bitch.

  • heh, i wonder what kind of bet that guy lost or how much money he won for wearing that barbie bag.

  • Happy Birthday C-Lu!!

    If you want to be six again, i'll be happy to provide you with six punches to the arm.

  • Darn guys, you're supposed to be able to read a woman's mind!  Oh yes, "Happy happy birthday, happy happy birthday, happy happy birthday..."

  • lol hey sexy birthday boy

    19 already! *raps loudly* yo caka it's ur birthday...

    oh i am so lame.

    oooh sexy barbie bag =/

  • happy birthday! i would like to be six again and have naptimes and recess.

    i think his butt looks fine with that bag!

  • happy birthday, jackass!! xP nice cake dude hahaha

    give me the leftovers, it's my turn tomorrow!

  • that cake looks good..

    hope you had fun

  • *in a family restaurant waiter-quartet stylee*

    "1, 2, 3, 4...
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY HAPPY DAY!"

    *silently*
    name, kiddo?...Chris, eh?

    *starts singing again*
    "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPP BIRTHDAY DEAR CHRIIIIIIIS..
    HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUU! HIP HIP!"

    *thumbs up*
    enjoy the card, ya old coot!
    ~NPP~

  • sometimes guys are sweet when they`re idiots ;D

    wait it`s your birthday? happy birthday!

  • hurry up and update again!

  • happy belated birthday chris!!  hope u get what you wanted!!

  • so.... u comment to get eprops back eh??? is that all im here for??? humph... i thought we had a special relationship here chris? soo all this time u were just using me???gasp... - hahaha.. kidding.  hope u had a nice bday. take care now. buh bye.

  • I don't even know what to say, except I'm laughing out loud.

    .xo
    </3 Kara

  • LOL. the woman should have appreciated her husband's efforts anyway. about estee lauder--yeah. I'm not sure whether I want to live that long. I think I'd like to live until I can't function well physically/mentally anymore.

  • good story. men are idiots sometimes.. but women are real mean. i thought it was cute.  that guy doesnt have much of a butt.. his pants are saggy.. not fitted. ew.

    m.l.

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