April 27, 2004

  • Is losing $900 a normal part of birthdays? 


    It was a memorable birthday to say the least. But that doesn't mean it went well either. I found out that I lost $861. I won't tell you why, but it sucks royal buttocks just to think about it. What a great birthday gift huh? I'm working with a lower level of the FBI, some local online authorities, and Chase to get the lost money back. I'm hoping I'll have some good news for you within the week.


    Great, I'm pist. Now you'll feel my wrath! Never mind. I'll subtly include it in my blog.


    Being 19 is so overrated


    Since I was too lazy to list all those who remembered/knew it was someone's birthday(cough), I just simply took a snapshot of all the love that flowed in on AIM. To those who didn't know my birth date, shame on you for not asking (ego +45 points). For those who forgot, expect a flaming poo-bomb on your front stoop this Halloween. And those who knew, but didn't want to say anything to spite me, expect a nice mail bomb of anthrax baby powder.



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    Extra special thanks to (to those online): Noreen, for hyping up my birthday more than I did, all week.
    Sarah, for making the world know it was my bday.
    Kristy, who remembered it all.
    Joyce and Michelle for devoting a whole blog for me.
    Caroline, who linked me surprisingly.
    Charissa and Steph for IM'ing me at 12am EST on the dot.
    Julie, for her great blog.
    AnGie, for her beautiful gift of pictures.
    Nicole, who killed two birds with one stone using this picture:


    "My pirate-like ways require me to hide one eye. ARRRGH, Matey!"

    And lastly, Joanna, who created this wonderful picture:


    "Rawr! I hope these aren't mom's birth control pills."

    (holy crap, I noticed they're all girls)

    And everyone else who came through on Xanga, thank you!




    Now that your opportunity has passed, you'll just have to wait another 364 days to redeem yourself, and take yourself off my "hit list."  What's the hit list I speak of? Let's just say a camcorder not only creates entertaining movies, but can serve me in other ways.  Example movie titles: "How to become a cam whore like (insert female Xanga screen name here)" or "Why is my blog so crappy?: A documentary on (insert male xanga screen name here)."


    Don't believe me? Here's a video parody of a friend of mine. Apparently, he had the craziest thought that this certain "song" exist. After much quarreling, we've come to the conclusion that such a song does not exist. As a form of retribution, I created a video with the help of "the badger song."



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