The Annoying People of Facebook.

Many people enjoy using Facebook. Then there are those who ruin Facebook for everyone else. This video is about those people. How many of these types are you familiar with?

I Love Your Mom.

Four words: "I love you mom." Ask any Asian male between the ages of 12-35 if they say that to their mothers regularly. Or ask if they've said that in the past five years. Like hipsters occupying Wall Street, 99% of them will say no. I am part of that 99%.

Last week, as I stepped away to use the restroom, my friend grabbed my unattended cellphone and decided to text somebody randomly. That random somebody unfortunately, was my mother. I came back to the table with my friend snickering, cellphone in hand. I knew what happened, but didn't expect what he wrote.

"I love you, mom!"

My rage face was way past "FUUUUU." I quickly snatched my phone back and typed furiously to follow up the text. In my mind, I wrote "THAT WAS JUSTIN! NOT ME!" But autocorrect--that little bastard--made it even worse. "THANKS WAY JOKING! NOW ME!" Before I could even respond, she replied, "Is this Chris?"

My mom knows me too well. Thank god.

"WHATCHU SAY? ROVE YOU?"

Wedding Wisdom #11: The Superficial.
Click here for previous Wedding Wisdom posts.

Three images of girls that look similar to who you would marry, if they had all of your preferences.

I don't care what they say, you're better than just High School Musical! p.s. Thanks for the nudie pics.

Michelle Wie
So what if your golfing skills are slightly questionable? At least for what you lack in physical talent, we have your wonderful hotness.

Marie Digby

Asian Girls Without Makeup II.
Plastic surgery is so passe!

Buyer beware! Asian men are agile ninjas while Asian women wear amazing disguises! If you missed out on part 1 of this series, here it is. Set your eyes to "stun."

Chinese New Year in NYC.
Now with 50% more video!

Going into the city to celebrate Chinese New Year is loud, noisy, and full of elbows in your face. Thankfully I'm taller than half of Chinatown. With that, I'm able to take photos over most heads. Here's a collection of photos taken during a traditional Lion Dance, that paraded around many parts of Manhattan.

The crowds followed the loud clanging drums and shadowed the dancing lions.

People braved the rain and snow, which seems to occur every Chinese New Year.

Showing off some strength. RICE, RICE, BABY!

This brings me back to my Lion Dancing days with @ch0w.

These lions move to the beat of the drums.

Since the ban of fireworks in NYC, the Chinese use makeshift poppers that shoot out confetti.

Red is considered good luck in Chinese culture.

Some of these tubes are filled with confetti, others have soldiers that parachute down.

Definitely a mess that rivals @roadlesstaken's New Year's Eve party.

Legendary Dragon blood, perhaps?

Beat that beat!

Yes, very Asian of us.

Lions reacting to the thought of another dreadful season of Jersey Shore.

This is considered "empty" in Chinatown.

Chinese New Year Predictions for 2012.
You heard it here first! Unless I'm wrong. Then you heard it from FOX news.

NI HAO, BISHES! The Lunar New Year is here, so stick your hands out and get ready to receive red envelopes and bold predictions from yours truly. Here are my predictions for 2012.

• There will be a new iPad 3 coming out, with slightly faster processor; 1mm screen size increase; and an awesome new color, Slightly Off-White!
• Facebook will unveil another new layout change called "MyFaceBook." Millions will complain about the changes but will eventually forget about it two weeks later.
• The Minidisc format will finally take off.
• This makes a comeback:

• The Chicago Cubs will finally make it to past the first round of the playoffs.
• SOPA and PIPA bills are thrown out. New bill introduced called "Protect Our Children From All Predators" POCFAP eventually passes due to overbearing suburban mother support.

• Explicit video of Kim Kardashian shows up again. Nobody is surprised.
• Disco will make a comeback, mostly from a huge hipster revival of throwbacks being hip.
• In-N-Out finally branches off to the east coast. New locations are mobbed by hipsters. This is why we can't have nice things.

In-N-Out goes the outsourcing route. Cat never tasted so good; putting the real meaning behind "Animal style"

• Gas prices will soar above $5, prompting lazy Americans to finally start walking or riding bikes more. Nike will see a huge stock price jump. Millions of underage Chinese sweatshop workers rejoice with more jobs.
• This being the year of the dragon, the world will end by an onslaught of 12 mighty, flying, fire-breathing dragons.

Cheers to our eventual, fiery deaths!

• Al Gore will make a surprise running for president.
• So will Donald Trump.
• Star Wars will come out in fifteen various BLURAY versions, including a "Classic 2D" version.
• Nintendo will make a shocking change of direction, after another huge financial loss, and decide to focus on remaking all their past successful games into 3D. Disney soon follows.

• The United States decides to secede from Florida and Texas. National IQ average skyrockets.
• Batman: The Dark Knight Rises becomes the #1 movie of the year. If you stay past the credits, there's a Heath Ledger easter egg where he jumps out and exclaims, "YOU GUYS JUST GOT PUNK'D!" Shows up in Brokeback Mountain 2.
• Asian languages become an option at many high schools. Asian kids won't have just their math homework to be copied from anymore.

What are your predictions for 2012?

The Xanga Song.
We're Bringing Xanga Back!

This was a random find while browsing iTunes. It has absolutely nothing to do with Xanga or blog related, but I'm sure one or two emo listeners out there can appreciate this track. HELLO, EMO GIRL!

Ah good ol' autotune around 1:25.

But before leaving this post bounds of wonderful comments and eProps, none of this (the blog, YouTube, and the song) will be possible if SOPA/PIPA pass. I can't verify if any of that is true since Wikipedia is down, but pretend it is! Do your part today. The Senate will begin voting on January 24th. Let them know how you feel. Sign this petition urging Congress to vote NO on PIPA and SOPA before it is too late.

If you do, I'll give you a high five.

Sh*t Gamers Say

Gamers say a lot of things. If you're a fellow gamer, you've probably said one of these lines. This is a parody of the popular "Sh*t Girls Say" series.

An evening with Alan Rickman.
Snape kills Dumbledore!

Most people know him as the sinister character portrayed as Severus Snape in Harry Potter. For me, Alan Rickman has his stay in my memory as Hans Gruber from the summer blockbuster, Die Hard. Yippie kay yay, motherf*ckers! This past weekend, the Broadway Bunch (@lovejennyy @drakonfyre) and I watched our latest play, Seminar.

"In Seminar, four aspiring young novelists sign up for private writing classes with Leonard (Alan Rickman), an international literary figure. Under his recklessly brilliant and unorthodox instruction, some thrive and others flounder, alliances are made and broken, sex is used as a weapon and hearts are unmoored."

The frostbite wasn't enough to keep us from watching the play. DEDICATION!

We decide to head over to Crumbs to pickup some diabetes.

So many choices, so little teeth!

A familiar face? We later met up with @armywife4life2007 who flew all the way from Germany and has been traveling around the east coast.

Ket taking a MySpace angle shot of Jenny. ¯(°_o)/¯

For the low introductory price of $29.99, you--yes, you--can have one of these lovely ladies! COME WITH FREE EGGROLL!

'DAT CAKE!

He knows wassup.

We avoided the notorious "Drunk LIRR train". BIG SUCCESS!

Dear Every Other Girl On Facebook,

So. True. Which one are you?

Dear Men of Facebook,

Dear Ladies of Facebook,

Asian Girls Without Makeup.
No Photoshop required!

Makeup: it's like beer goggles without the beer!

The Price of Getting Married.

Put a ring on ALL the things!

I don't have any immediate plans of marriage--unless my parents arranged one for me that I'm unaware of--but I've thought about a question that's been lingering lately. Wedding rings are expensive. No doubt about it. They're artificially inflated by diamond companies. Toss along a number of silhouetted actors with classical music in a commercial and we have a recipe for one expensive wedding ring.

Four marriages later, she's doing something right.

What I want to know is, do girls care how expensive a ring is? Can't we just replace overpriced wedding rings with a house? If anything, wouldn't you want an awesome honeymoon, filled with Bengal tigers, speedboats jumping through rings of fire, and being able to spar with a kangaroo?