I know I've spoken in the past and mentioned my dislike for people wearing fake glasses. But I can make exceptions, damn it! You'll thank me for this one!
sexy
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Happy Ginger Day!
Whether you're a fiery-haired lad(y), or appreciate them. We can all celebrate these wonderful (soul-filled) friends. Or we can combine the two and make a wonderful Booby-filled Monday. Two for the price of one.
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Booby Wednesday.
Boobs. Boobs (and some butts) as far as the eye can see.
It's been a while.
GROSS! Tidy up your bed!
Yes, I do enjoy tongue piercings, too.
That is one unfurnished room. I hope there's no blinds either.
Luckiest countertop ever.
Excuse me, but have you seen my buns?
"Oh, I wasn't planning this shot at all! Heehee!"
Awkward pushups.
Eyes down here, buddy!
Between a rock and...another rocky place.
I'm sure the news reporter in the back is as excited as the dog behind her. -
Super Sexy Talk on Facebook.
Not really.I've a way with words, most of the time these words get me (and my friends) in trouble. Sometimes they become pun-filled back and forth banter with friends. Puns and double entendres are always welcomed with open arms on the internet. And if you know me, I love puns like Pedobear loves kids at the Neverland Ranch. My friend posted this image on her Facebook and the conversation started:
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Boobtastic Thursday.
Back by popular demand (read: death threat).
WHY ISN'T YOU SEATBELT ON? Oh..
Can't tell if pedobear was here or not...
Yes, I don't know where your bra is either.
We'll excuse the duckface. Just this once.
Nice bench!
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She Had A Miscarriage.
My brother's wife's aunt''s second cousin's pet iguana's owner from Brazil's electrician's pet monkey had a miscarriage.Because they're not from 'Murrica (F*CK YEAH!), we knew it was a risky pregnancy. Them zany 'Zilians. But it was so exciting to think we would have another sad animal on TV to help feed for "only pennies a day." But all of that excitement turned to disappointment and tears today.
Just keep us in your thoughts.
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Back Dimples Wednesday.
By special request from @Manbeast.
Tired of the frontside, this week, we're switching it up and showcasing the back. These are technically called the "Dimples of Venus," but most of us know them as simply "Back Dimples". To me, these are "let's smush" dimples.
Bert...we're through!
Put fingers here.
I want to see YOUR secret garden.
This is not how you play Twister!
Angry Penguins?
Woogie.
Shopping in the children's section, again?
No shirts, no service. So please show up at my store instead.
GTL!
Attention whores...COME TO ME!
I will bump, set, spike the hell out of that volleyball!
EMO!
Can't tell if too young or
pigtails deceiving me again.
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Like a face staring at me over a fence.
I'm bringing sexy backs, back.And this one's for the ladies. You ARE 68% of my traffic.
Do you find back dimples attractive?
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Boobie Tuesday.
BONUS: 33% MORE BOOTY TUESDAY ACTION!
Redheads? What's the commotion about redheads?
Dressdown Fridays took a new meaning.
They're grrrrrreat!
Look at that handful. LOOK!
You shall be named QuadraTits!
Silly girl, that's not the toilet.
Is this a failed attempt at Scarlett Johanssoning?
Without mouths. Just the way I like my women.
I was THIS BIG.
You're holding it wrong!
I gotta brush my teeth on that stink, goddamnit!
Curse you, strategically placed hair!
Clean your room, please.
Nice painting on the wall!
Only 2.3 megapixels? GOD! Get that weak ish outta here.
Duckface gtfo.
Is that a Zack Morris cellphone on the stairs?
Flash and bright lights, a girl's best friend.
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Booby Tuesday.
The original breast-related posts on Xanga.
@thetheologianscafe
I know a good chiropractor!
If only guys were allowed to do this...
You step in doodoo? It's okay, I'd still massage your feet.
EXTREME MYSPACE ANGLE!
Janet Jackson 2.0?
Unwrapped.
All ladies should be required to wear this!
Yo, you need the number for a chiropractor too?
Why yes, I'd like to get a hole in one.
Okay, how old are you?
Yes, they're still there. But let me double check.
JUDO CHOP, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE!
Damn, buttons be popping out everywhere!
I knew I should'vebeen a chiropractor!
YO! Seatbelt, please. Protect the boobs.
Fake or not, WHATEVER!
What?
That's not the yoga I know.
If only more women's buttons were as loose as this.Once again, a personal thank you to those ladies who submitted their photos, past and present. There's an opening at Sleepy's, and they're running low on pillows. To the Xangans that submitted a picture, you each get a month of Xanga Premium for your generosity! Have boobs to share with the rest of the world? Send your pics to: cakalusa[AT]gmail[DOT]com. -
BOOBIES TUESDAY!
iPhone themed for all you fanboys and geeks out there. Boobs + Technology = Man's dream.A valid response, I think, to the current drama surrounding girls and posting half-nude photos.
Do your laundry!
I call the top bunk!
Might want to clean those "boots" of yours.
YOU LEFT THE DOOR OPEN!
But my doctor said to trust him!
Loving your cheese grater. Could you be a dear and grate some over my pasta? What the? Whoa, what are you doing with---AHHH!
KNEE THAT ELBOW!
Those...are some tall arse heels.
Killed a few endangered leopards. No big deal.
Why does the sports bra look fake?!
That's not how you do #2.
Beer? Boobs? Babe? Three B's complete.
Listen, Britney Spears, this is soooo 1998!
Wonderful Michael Jackson impersonation.
GET THAT GTL ON, SON!
Well orange you a cutie?
Do the curtains match the...nevermind.
Nice poster in the back there. Now gtfo from the 1980s.
Now lean back, now lean back, and do the roc-a-way.
Pedobear is hiding.
Do not have to ask me twice.
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Bored and Ronery on a Friday Night?
I got you covered.WITH TONS OF BOOBS AND GRABBABLE MAMMARY GLANDS! (Have some self restraint, ladies.)
Stop sleeping on the job. GOD!
Best imitation of Clark Kent ripping his work attire off?
Yes, the bra passed the quality assurance for elasticity.
You're married? Perfect...
I'm a huge fan.
I got wood too.
Please don't tell me that's how you clean your hands afterwards.
Are those demotivational posters in the back?
Nice camera! And towel rack (err...).
15 minute abs? LET'S DO 10 MINUTE ABS!
Classy and assy.
Poker table's ready.
You OBVIOUSLY see the camera in front of you, lady.
Don't make me come down there.
The girls need to breath?
FOUR BOOBS! AWESOME!
Same face. Every photo.
BEHOLD! The power of FLASH!
I'll drink to that!
I'll show you my Paul Bunyan.
What? What's a football?
So is this where they make their cheese?
Out of the way. You're blocking the TV.
Yes, I believe she'll kick my arse.
Magic trick! The other half of the tie disappeared!And to help you achieve those awesome bewbs, here's a product you can use!
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Boobie Tuesday.
Sure, you might think these posts are misogynistic and sexist. But the way these girls post and submit (some) of these photos, they're begging me to share these with you! So enjoy, you swine! Tissues are on the top left cabinet.
Change a lightbulb more often.
Hello, Titty?
Eyes down there?
This picture is full of lies...and empty shopping bags.
Nice wall!
I'm blue, bla-da-blee-doo-boo-die.
Nice alarm clock.
Nice mounds...of sand.
I want Starbucks. And milk.
What?
Not sure if you like turquoise.
Nice rug...
Waiter is definitely going to be hovering around to serve you.
Nice bed post.
If Meagan Fox was hot, she'd look like this.
Nice jacket!
Oh, herro there.
Can those sag any more to the ground?
That bra is seriously on its last thread.
Are your nipples trying to escape up your neck?
Why yes, that camera does look delicious!
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Wah-Wah-Wee-Wah Wednesday.
We got wimmin' in different area codes.
Can I get in the middle of you two?
You Asian! You no fool anybrody!
Zebra sheets? MURDERER!
Your name TONM?
Look at this hipster.
YOUR ROOM IS A MESS!
Smokers are for jokers.
Is this an 8 year old's bedroom?
Clean that shirt woman and make me a sammich while you're at it.
75% full. Better luck next time.
Too coor to buckre up? IT'S THE RAW!
Yes, stretching does wonders, I hear.
Meow.
Your head and boobs are disproportionate. That is all.
Boobs bigger than your own head? I love women.
Zipper's open. You're welcome.
I enjoy this view.I want to give tons of groping props to the ladies who shared their boobies this week--y'all get Premium! Think your boobs are good enough to share with the rest of the world? Then send your photos to: cakalusa[AT]gmail[DOT]com and I'll feature them in the next post.
Boy Girl Challenge #91 with Nipple Twists.VOTE NOW!
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Booby Tuesday.
The Breast in the West.
Yes, I'll need all those towels.
Do not look in the shower drain...
/shove. You know you want to.
Zebras Bras are in!
Butt itching or something?
Stripes do not help.
When waxed floors attack: Part 5.
Luckiest table in the world.
Having fun with Facebook's new layout.
Sure. Try and friend me.
I'm also a huge jerk on Facebook as well.
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