July 24, 2005
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Time To Stir Up This Borehole Called Xanga.
And what better way to accomplish that then by starting a Xanga World War? F*CK YEAH! (AMERICA!). God, I crack myself up. Anyway, with all these random proppers jumping around, I've given up bashing on them. These Emo's are crying like no other, so I'll leave them be--they keep Kleenex in business. But what about the Xanga "celebs (those constantly featured on Xanga, and get 65+ Eprops an entry)." Xanga celebs--I hate that term, really!
Now the question, what to do with them? They run around and horde up the Eprops like a pedophile in a girl scout convention.
Nobody attempts to attack them. But then I'm nobody. Wait, that came out wrong. Err...never mind. LET THE BASHING BEGIN!
Drakonskyr
"You see, legend has it that Cakalusa's penis was this big--and I'll bet it's true!
Pretentious and verbose. Living in a fantasy world which he calls "life." He wears a guise, which makes him believe he fits in with the tough "guise." But who are we kidding? You're Jewish! (Oh, I love you Jewish people--refrain from pelting me with matzo balls.
Why so much blue, gumshoe?
"I'm gonna be a Smurf's honorary member! YAYYY"
I can't believe she's from my town--ugh! The humanity! She's attempting to be a "Dear Abby" of the Xanga world, relating her life to love, relationships, and the wonderful world of females. Half the advice she has to offer are pointless and don't work. Leave the consulting to Planned Parenthood.
(Picture has been replaced with something more intelligible)
She's on and off, reoccurring like a bad case of diarrhea. Leeching off desperate men and their raging penises, she manages to horde eProps like none-other. If you enjoy 2nd grade sketches then her site's for you. It's a shame she's gone MIA like the following:
Gucci Man
(Random picture of a model from Google)
Need I say more? We all know he's Blackcat69 which was undoubtedly taken down by the Xanga mass for being a pedophile. You entries are Googled and unoriginal. Please, my toilet paper after a roast beef dinner is more entertaining than your crap. (no pun intended)
I'm a man, hear me roar. I eat kids for breakfast while strumming my 5th guitar (I broke the other 4 due to losses in Madden 1998). Damn, I'm awesome!
I think one needs to down more beer to save us from hearing your words.
But uh, since Chris works for Xanga, I'll keep my mouth shut here.
"I can't believe I posted that!"
Although he left Featured Content, withdrawing from the system voluntarily (wuss), I still have the urge to bash him. He starts off one week posting a semi-humorous (and I'm stretching it here) and goes off and posts an emo-filled entry. Oh hellllllll no. If I wanted deep thoughts, I'd of contacted Jack Handy. I don't need it on Xanga.
Why do you make my work so easy?
The closest one to me, or so they say. Naw, that's an insult. I'm better off being compared to an inbred iguana than being compared to Mr. Wu. I mean, come on, his feeble attempts at entries make me squirm. But I'll admit, my 14 year old cousin enjoys his work--and he's blind.
And thus, this solidifies the fact that a majority of Xanga is Asian. But there you have it. The "mighty" or just plain "grimey" 8 of Xanga. I needed the urge to get this off my chest--if nobody else is going to do it, may as well be me. Now to sit back and relax--and hope Chris Choi doesn't delete my site.
post edit: Can you people shut up asking me to write about myself? Yes, I realize I didn't include myself--I did that for a reason. Would you also like me to shoot myself in the foot while I do that too? Idiots, I swear.
Comments (241)
jigga what?
Purple.
hey I know those people
omg sup007. and you know you're part of the xanga superpower group.
Yes, those people sux0rss..
Excuse me for the l33tness, but it was needed in that particular moment. =]
hahaha you forgot one. projectblogsomething or other..
haha nicely done
they deserve prizes.
Definitely and act of war...fun.
thats awesome :]
*nods*
haha. thats great.
lol...u'll get ur bashing soon enfu!
your back.. and just as good as before. i like this post.
WELL DONE!!! Applause for your great criticisms at those xangans who are deem rather popular in this Xanga world...Hee hee. But it's funny...and I really like to read Wuwu's entries...does it mean I'm blind???
you forgot to put me on that list..DUH
+ it seems that asains have a nack for blogging
given up on emo bashing?
wtf man! Sup007,that just messed up my day, i thought he was doing fine these past 5 months.......RIP Lan
just out of curiousity why didnt you bash you're self. You can bash about you're nappy fro, seriously caka get a haircut. Me and wuwu were talking about it and we both agreed it need to be cutted.
haha so hilarious!
this entry was awesome.
You should have done yourself too.
<3
you forgot to add yrself, you xanga-celeb!
i guess no one can beat ya cakalusa :p
hahaha yeah u forgot to add urself ... but u cant bash on the best of the best huh? whoa chris is soo gonna delete you .. now sit back and watch ur site disappear lol hope its not deleted lol
lol ur going to get jumped.
wilma
damn xanga celebrities.... XP
Hehe I love this post! Even if it could be shameless promotion for these people lol. I was scared I'd see my face up there
Dude, that was F*CKING AWESOME!
Well, at least I'm first.
lol nice man, I've been waiting for this kind of post
Even though, didn't you go batshit when Todaysrandomluckywinner said exactly what you're saying?
cakalusa is omnipotent
Lol. Ummmm....its xanga and who the fuck cares about what they talk about. Arguing and fighting on the internet is like running the special olympics, even if you win...your still retarded. JUst saying. I dont care either way in these fights. Its more fun just to watch you guys fight some times. Later. -=KrAzYIzz0=-
like OMG, i can't belive you said all those mean things about me! i thought we were fwiends!
gotta love the elitism.
next they'll bash u and then this whole xanga place will go crazy!!! and that's what we need.
put non-celeb's xangas on your next entry and see if your xanga stardom and boost their eprops to more than wuwu and the rest of the crew. like battle of the featured xangas list of something.
damn, long posting again and I gotta bite up every words u typed today since they are hella fun...
btw, isn't that gucci man one of the highest eprop receiving site here?
and since most of the female are doing office jobs so why not recommending the "bald" style to all of them so they won't get the hair eaten by the fax machine? lol... just jking...
You make me laugh, I'm subbing.
only for you..
haha..
Aww, do you need a hug?
haha woww...that's the coolest entry i've ever seen =P
ahah "why do u make my work so easy"ahahahah
todaysrandomluckywinner wrote a post similar to this, did he not?
silly chris.
home in 3 days WOOT. hahah none of those xangas can be compared to yours. screw them.
is this only part I? looking fwd to read part II, if you have...
I think ur AWESOME~
ha..thats great..
haha. funny to see gucci_man up there after I just asked why he gets so many fucking props. so that pic's not really him huh...
anyway, how is it these people (you included, i guess) get in on the featured content spotlight? you pay for it? cause the content, while usually better than the "i ate a sandwich today" post, isn't good enough to merit everyone's attention. (well, actually this post is, but whatever.)
Do people really think that Gucci_Man's pic is really his? A lot of the time it's Robbie Williams.
hrm... wow....
and i was hoping you'd bash the HELL out of yourself.
Hey, where am I? I guess B list celebrities aren't worth the smack down. hahaha!
yay a xanga war!
omg! haha i recognize like... 4 of those. sheeeezus! but... aren't you considered a "celeb" as well??
you forgot to bash yourself =P
^_^
Whoever has a cult blogrng should be considered a Xanga-celeb...or not?
. Anywho, you rock harder than those other eprop thirty bloggers.
well done
and Blackcat69 was really taken off? I used to commento on his site....eww I feel really gross now.....**shower is in need**
but that was awesome!
im surprised you don't get hate comments =D
aren't YOU a xanga celebrity?? =]
are those pictures all their profile pictures, or did you purposely pick unflattering photos?
Wow, I am glad I don't hoard e-props.
Yeah, much of Xanga is Asian. Or extremely young.
lol i have a sudden urge to make fun of a pic of you
Cakalusa: always being made fun of for his tendency of dressing like a Jawa. (see pic in the top left corner)
hahaa jk, your entry made me laugh xD
thanks for coming back and making all of us proud. cakalusa will rule on.
-.-
*chuckles to self* And as previously stated, you are in fact a xanga-celeb. Honestly now. Nooobody likes a hypocrite!!
haha i thought you'd have yourself at the end. you really shoudlve wrote more on that gucciman guy. holy shiet that guy is homo
you forgot yourself
stalk....there isn't much of anything that is interesting....
lol
::laughs:: You're a mean one! I hope you don't make fun of me and my entries!
O
omgz UR SO RACIST B-CUZ U STARTED DAT ANTI-AZN BLOGRING
Just kidding.
I liked your blogring, it made me smile. Props to you and your intellect. (But dear God I hate that word... "Props")
no props for you, silly shitsucking, assfingering, flaming fuckface.
Good to know, now keep up the good work. Haha!
lol, funny and mean at the same time. ur a "xanga celeb" too
Well, nobody's perfect. I only read the first and last one and I like them, even though some of their entries are not good.
And you should've put yourself up there as well, because that's the only fair thing to do. Don't you think?
chris choi is like the bizarro cakalusa. or is it teh other way around.
wow, that's a nuclear warhead if i ever saw one....
and well, i haven't....
why yes, i would like you to shoot yourself in the foot
ahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaha.
dont really know the other ones but wuwu is quite funny sometimes.
nice job man
asian power.
i used to dig through the featured section of xanga, but i kept seeing the same entries over and over that it got sickening. especially gucciman...all his entries are just pointless. i don't know why so many people reply. but i think it's just the epropping whores and boppers who thinks his entries are...insighftul (?) that comment back.
i luv ur entries mannn =P
jigga who
You're an interesting kinda guy..
No offense, but do you have .something against asians? I can't tell whether your asian or not in your pic, so I'll just leave it at that.
And also, you're featured on xanga quite alot, so I don't see what you're complaining about. These people have just as much right as you do
LMAO you're a legend, sweet! LOL
haha. let the xanga world war begin.
I'm crushed I didn't make the hit list!!!!
Damn!
Though.....I've only made the top 10 10-15 times.
haha. i'm quite entertained. the only featured content-ers (i hate the term "xanga celeb" too) i read are yours and wuwu's. the others suck. anyway, nice entry
wow. next thing you know the xanga celebs will be splitting off into alliances. you on one side, everyone else on the other. there will be civilian casualties. i suggest you form an army before "urtoasted for lord of the universe!" and "the cakalusa cult connection" duke it out on the beaches of normandy...
I agree.
hey i just looked at your site and i wanted to tell you your one fine dude...
love michelle
wow that iis the funniest thiing ever
#100
woot! i'm now a xanga nerd who do shit like #100 comments omgwtfbbq.
but jokes aside, how the hell do entries like Gucciman's attract readers
that was the most interesting entry i have ever read!!!! CAKALUSA YOU ROCK MY SOCKS!!!!! you're so funny.
i say chris should go e-mail only. that should piss off the world of xanga
I agree with you man. I'm glad you wrote that. And, yeah, wutuwaitn4 is nothing like you. His entries are bland and he tries too hard.
a Xanga war, that's something new you need an army I must say so once they attack back you're not caught on your own
i dont get ur xanga war
ahah!!!!!!!! YOU'VE DONE IT!
Die stupid emos!!!!!!!!! get the hell off the featured list. Nice work man.
the balance has been returned.
^^;; quite harsh, but very entertaining nonetheless. I'm glad I'm not a 'xanga celeb' now that I've seen what incredible bashings they must endure from caka
I think you are a xanga celebrity. But I guess you are a cool one cuz I come back to read your stuff alot...you're humourous and sarcastic, which I like...I dunno if this qulifies as the:
"Can you people shut up asking me to write about myself? Yes, I realize I didn't include myself--I did that for a reason. Would you also like me to shoot myself in the foot while I do that too? Idiots, I swear."
If it does, I apologize.
i bet almost everyone of use are random proppers. in this epropping world. time for me to check out those xangas to seeee if your rightttt
oh btw maybe its WOW that got to you o_o
...but I thought Wuwu was your friend...
genius! ^.^
oooo - let the battles begin.
funny pics
Ah, do not tempt a pyromaniac...
What a delightful entry. Xanga is becoming a bore.
the only featured site i read is yours.. o_O
You SHOULD be warring against Xanga SNITCHES
...but THEY ain't nuthin' but BITCHES
Your a xanga whore too!!!!!!!!!! hahahah, wack
lols =] see that's why i PROP YOU instead of those other people ^^
haha aweshum
im glad im not a xanga celeb becuase id get too lazy to reply back to all the comments =/
hahahaha
Yeah. Why does everyone flock to Gucci_Man's site? I mean, god, the man's not a genius or anything. He isn't even funny. He's actually rather annoying.
Oh right, yeah. I liked this entry a lot.
u meanie!!!
N.Y. Asians are the Craziest..
how short is Aaron Kwok? he looks 5'7 to me. but then again.. I wouldn't know.
xanga war is gay but funny. the last guy have distored face.
haha. interesting like always
ur shit is gettin lame.. as lame as my posts..
I used to be a xanga celebrity...til I got tired of stupid idiots coming to my site via Featured Content and leaving "OMG dat iz so sad!!!!!11" comments. So I disabled my eprops. Now I can sleep at night.
did you read harry potter yet?
jigga who?
har har "you're the peoples champ"
Why watuwaitn4?? Hes my American Idol!
you forgot the last ")" with DMV
Hi, would you like to chase pies? And word to all those people that write about thier life and talk about stupid shit that doesnt make any sense and only update once a month so that they can have a whole lot of comments. stupid idiots
kkol site comment me k
~kali~
~buttermilk biscuit~
oOoh...u so mean...i like it!! haha
This is the first act of Xanga Wars 2005??? Nahh, but I love some of these celebs...
im subscribed to all but one of those people... meh, i follow the eprops
hey dude ur site is sweet keep it goin' come look at mine and plzz give me tips!!!!!!! (new at this)
you're special.
your stuff is hilarious.
Puahaha... you're my favorite. *corny
~Sammie
you are amazing.
um. well i think so.
actually i take that back.
i dont know you.
this is crazy.
ok, so im gangster.
just so you know.
um yeah so sup playa? yo gangsturrr...yeah right thurrr <345
<345 <345 <345 maria maria maria
gee...how nice of u =P
Haha..what an awesome ..entry yes. I've always wondered if that was acaully his picture(that gucci guy) Eh, i want food..so i shall leave
when are u going to bash yourself too?
God, this was funny.
(Random picture of a model from Google)
HAHAHAHA...
been such a long time since i been here. ur still the master.
*rubs hands* i didnt think i'd live to see xanga at war... muha.
BWAHAHAHAHAH SHI GOT YOOOOOUUUUUUUU
Pwned
<TABLE class=disp>
<TBODY>
<TR>
<TD>http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=CaKaLusa
<TD align=right>132
<TD>2005/07/24 10:06:22 PM
132.. is for 132 visitors.. and that webpage is where the referrer is..
good gawlkjasdf;salkjfhaahahahh
Ya know, when I first heard of Xanga I honestly thought it was an "asian-only" thing...
I guess I was partially correct.
wut'z crackkin?
LoL funny shit mate. GL trynna start a 'xanga war'
dude...im a xanga classic celeb
hmmm...and to describe you...*ahem*
what about JoeX? you're forgetting quite of few xanga stars.
hogging all the eprops? let them have them! its the comments that count! sheesh!
I have a question...what's an Emo??
What do you do when you become that which you hate?
You want a war? You got it! Ah ha ha ha! Say hello to my leetle fren'! You're all just posers losers so make way for the madman Lionsgrrr; Oh yeah I know how to make war you better believe it, I use SARCASM.
Like when I did stand up comedy and was in the mens room after a set and this guy comes in and says "hey dude you were really funny, Can I shake your hand?" and I turned to him from the urinal I was standing in front of and replied. "Yo, loser, I'm pissing, get a clue, then DIE!"
That was really hillarious,I highly enjoyed that.
heh. you actually keep tabs on your readers and not just comment when they comment. interesting.
i see that your xanga has become quite interesting. I find myself coming into my office going straight to my computer checking my email erasing all that DamN bulk mail and then.............. there is you hhhmmmm the highlight of my day.
Oh yeah that lionsgurrr1 SUCKS!!1
ha nice. good luck with this.
Niiiice.
I'll have no say on that issue, considering that I know Wu, Drakon and Urtoasted. Good post. Better than Ehiopians.
look its p diddy^
So you bask xanga celebs, yet you seem to skip over yourself. Have you not noticed that you too are a celeb? Get over yourself.
HA HA HA, man, you are something! so fucking funny!! I go for wanna be "Carrie" lichunsah and someone else that you forgot... projectblog (I think)
Way to stir things up! Too funny!
dood! you ripped my post!
kinda...
i just make fun of people w/ terrible xanga profile pics.
I only have problems with the emos who cry about everything, the anas who use xanga instead of food, and the idiotic morons who can't type in a language people can read.
Oh yeah, and people whose layout is illegible because of retarded colors or the words being on top of each other.
bonerized
by insulting other people you are just showing your insecurities and jealousy..its pretty pathetic..if you think they suck- who cares- like you said yourself, you are just a nobody. dont bring other people down to make yourself feel better
love the xanga and ur pretty Hott~~Check out my xanga sometime!!
shi pwned u pretty good lol
you get a ten on accuracy.
Hi you don't kno me but hi
so you hate that xanga has celb and they hav so many comment on one entery but look how many comments you have and there are only two celd the dude form zoey 1o1 and paris hilton now i can see why you hate her so if you come and comment me do not be and ass and leave something durty thank now g2g later
llJeanneMorganll
ps i give you two eprop because like your site bye
nice site so much random shit to talk bout
You're only jealous because urtoasted is much more attractive than you are.
wOWWw..;]
hey whats up sexy
hey if you ever want to chat or something email me at ashley_worrel@yahoo.com
damn you asians and your hordes of blog readin asians!
Seriously, who is propping these entries? Some of these are CRAZY lame.
sup....congrats on being on the top list.....Emma<3
jigga who?¿? haha ... true... so true... but gucci man is my dude... haha wow the a-list xangons.. war of the worlds
haha so funny gl on bashing
ahmazing lol
Hahaha! Your post is genius!
Although, you DO almost always make featured, so i'm sure they could bash you too... Just be on the watch, haha.
Anyways, brilliant! Keep up the war!
::brittany::
cool site...............
dam asians hording all the eprops..
Well done. That's the way to start a war.
lmfao hahahaaa
bravo.
hey how ya doin as for me im okay i just have a lot on my mind and im lettin that shtit build up..i had a suppose to be bestfriend but i don really consider her that any more..so i keep things to myself until i find somebody else i can trust again..wat type of person are you..
So 65+ eprops makes one a xanga celebrity? Oh Em Gee...
okie I have to give you props, ur pretty funny, I enjoyed reading your journal, lol!
Go on!
You put the white guy first.
..
Wow... Your work is genius... completely entertaining
im too new to this wut is going opn can someone please explain ahhhhhhhhhhhh too blonde i am
Haha.
I always knew he was a random google'd model.
Can I say it? You're a weird! Lol
Hey, check out my latest entry. See if you agree. Thanks.
what's my muthafuckin name? jigga...
thank goodness im a has-been. =)
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Hey I'm a new chick my member name is PunkRocker314..love the pic at the top realistic
PunkRocker314
hey whats up we should talk.
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ROFL.
This entry was awesome.
You definitely deserved to be featured unlike the other 99.9% of morons that get featured.
&& I like your profile pic; it makes me giggle.
Hey I'm new to xanga and i was wondering if u could tell me how to use an icon.
lors of asians wish i was one so i could fit in here
leave a comment on my layout
You're a "xanga celeb". But a good one. There's a difference...
OMG! Would you want to be a robot? That's just crazy talk!
Come see what I mean at my site, but hurry before I write something crazier!
I wish all guys were really like this...:)
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7. Look in your eyes kiss me
8.Playing with your hair I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist I love you to much to let you go
Article 2:
The Three Steps
1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, kiss her
3. Guys & Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.
Article 3:
The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
* Remember *
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes,
and give your tongue
some exercise!!!
Here are a few reasons
why guys like girls:
1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the
world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it
all
worth while
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that
you
think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours
13. The way they smile
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you
just
had a big fight
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that
an
hour later....
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you"
18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we
don't
admit it)!
23. The way they say "I miss you"
24. The way you miss them
25.The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it
doesn't
hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish
they
would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not.
Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become
everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the
depths
of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound,
you
know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic
beatings
of her very heart.We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do
it
justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling.
Only
felt.
This chain started in 1997.
It is a love chain letter.
In an hour you are
supposed to send it to
25 people.
It is easy, just look into
chat rooms and find them.
Anyway,
send it to 25 people in 1 hour.
Now here
comes the fun part.
You then say
the name of the person
you like or love
and then the person will say
"I love you,"
or
"Will you go out with me?"
NO JOKE!!!!!
NOW
THE CONSEQUENCES
The consequences are:
If you break the chain letter,
you will have bad luck
in future relationships.
If you don't
break the chain,
then you will be a
happy camper!!!
CoNgRatULaTioNs!!
You have been chosen
to participate
in the
LONGEST
and the
LUCKIEST
chain letter on the Internet!
Once you read,
this letter you must
IMMEDIATELY
(meaning within the hour)
be sent to
25
people
After you send it,
make a wish
and it will come
TRUE
YOU MAY NOT WAIT
FOR A CERTAIN TIME
TO SEND IT........ REMEMBER,
IT MUST BE SENT
TO
25
PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR,
OR
YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME
TRUE!
If THIS
CHAIN LETTER
IS CONTINUED UNTIL
THE YEAR 2006, IT WILL BE PLACED IN
THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS!
PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!
*WARNING*
IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON,
SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE
WILL HAPPEN TO YOU:
*NOTE*
THE MORE PEOPLE
YOU SEND THIS TO
THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL
HAVE IN YOUR LOVE LIFE.
IF YOU BREAK
THE CHAIN LETTER
(IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1997)
YOU WILL HAVE
BAD LUCK
WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE
FOR SEVEN YEARS.
THIS IS
NO
JOKE.
GOOD LUCK!!!!!
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