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There's the unibrow, the infamous lazy eye, and even the pedosmile. But today, I've been informed I've a "Bitchy Resting Face." For reasons unbeknownst to me all these years, someone finally had the courage to let me know.
What is it precisely? If you think a person looks cranky, they may just be suffering from an affliction called "bitchy resting face."
Just having a casual chat about coaching basketball. To a passerby, it may seem like I want to stab her in the eye.
Here are other examples of BRP:
Featured on Funny or Die explores the phenomena of “Bitchy Resting Face,” a “disorder that affects millions of women every day” that makes them look bitchy even when they’re really not.
Ladies and gentlemen who have "Bitchy Resting Faces", tell me about your stories. I can’t be the only one who goes through this on a regular basis, right? I ain't even mad (about anything)!