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Name: Chris
Birthday: 4/26/1985


Interests: The internet, movie-making, digital photography, graphic design, getting the last word, masticating, music, the arts, and various sports involving balls that bounce.
Expertise: Dry wit & black humor
Occupation: Full-time slacker
Industry: Art & Design


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Member Since: 5/30/2002
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Saturday, November 14, 2009

Stories of the Annoying Jewish Coworker: #51
Never a happy place.

Coworker: I wanna die.
Me: Being here is a good start.
CW: Yeah. Especially with the network issues.
Me: Right? And AJC.
CW: Her laugh...
Me: Oh my god.
CW: Sounded like cattle dying.
Me: It's no laugh, it's a shriek.
CW: When you kill a vampire, that's what it sounds like.

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Many AJCs hear round the world.


Cakalusisms.
Talking about female bowlers.

Her: Especially the ones who wear flannel and look like men.
Me: Lesbians, you mean?

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Ladies in the house say "Heyyyyyy."


Random Ptolemy Related Cartoon of the Day.

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Prom or Halloween Costume? The answer below.

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Happy Halloween on a full moon! /cricket


Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Cakalusa Presents: Halloween Costume or Prom Night?
The only vote that matters this November.

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Many birds died for their cause.



Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Happy douche bag awareness week!



Here's the ribbon.

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Answer to yesterday's Boy/Girl Challenge.

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Upon closer inspection...IT BE A BOY-O! With a hairy man arm over his shoulders...

Jen: we went to hs together
Jen: but i'm not facebook friends with him.

Degrading Sports Photo of the Day

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Man meets beast. Or is the beast?


Monday, November 09, 2009

Cakalusa's Boy/Girl Challenge #66
You have 1.47 seconds to decide.

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How my pits smell, baby?

Image submitted by Jen.
Submit yours today!


Sunday, November 08, 2009

Food For Thought.
Fap fap fap.

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Have you ever sat down at your friend's computer desk and thought to yourself "This is where s/he masturbates"? If you haven't, well, now you should.

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Easy (like your mother) Xmas gift for 2009.


Degrading Sports Photos of the Day

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Scare in 3...2...

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"And I say mine is bigger!"

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"I wonder if I set my DVR for 'Dancing with the Stars'..."

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Nothing wrong with this photo at all..



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