Interests:The internet, movie-making, digital photography, graphic design, getting the last word, masticating, music, the arts, and various sports involving balls that bounce. Expertise:Dry wit & black humor Occupation:Full-time slacker
There's the unibrow, the infamous lazy eye, and even the pedosmile. But today, I've been informed I've a "Bitchy Resting Face." For reasons unbeknownst to me all these years, someone finally had the courage to let me know.
What is it precisely? If you think a person looks cranky, they may just be suffering from an affliction called "bitchy resting face."
Just having a casual chat about coaching basketball. To a passerby, it may seem like I want to stab her in the eye.
Here are other examples of BRP:
Featured on Funny or Die explores the phenomena of “Bitchy Resting Face,” a “disorder that affects millions of women every day” that makes them look bitchy even when they’re really not.
Ladies and gentlemen who have "Bitchy Resting Faces", tell me about your stories. I can’t be the only one who goes through this on a regular basis, right? I ain't even mad (about anything)!
Behold! The state of New Jersey awaited us (once more) on our cake day. A day filled with food, drinks, and merriment. It was neigh one, but two celebrations to be held. Enjoy ye photographs below!
Jersey welcomed us with their castle.
Arriving with 10 minutes to spare.
The king is here!
The food to be served.
The gallant knights prepare the scene.
Knights fighting.
Courses of food being consumed.
Jousting your mothers.
And fog machines everywhere.
The group photo. Can you spot the non-minority?
NYC Beatles.
Fresh cookies and ice cream. The vendor loved us so much he gave us a discount.
A random bike race. Only in New York.
Starting the afternoon off with a bunch of beers.
Cheers!
This awesome group of people bought me and our table a few rounds after finding out it was our birthdays. A chugging for the ages. USA! USA! USA!
One of many rounds.
Drinking games with cellphones.
Dinner in Chinatown with some friends. @mkazama picture here.