Interests:The internet, movie-making, digital photography, graphic design, getting the last word, masticating, music, the arts, and various sports involving balls that bounce. Expertise:Dry wit & black humor Occupation:Full-time slacker Industry:Art & Design
Stories of the Annoying Jewish Coworker: #51 Never a happy place.
Coworker: I wanna die. Me: Being here is a good start. CW: Yeah. Especially with the network issues. Me: Right? And AJC. CW: Her laugh... Me: Oh my god. CW: Sounded like cattle dying. Me: It's no laugh, it's a shriek. CW: When you kill a vampire, that's what it sounds like.
Many AJCs hear round the world.
Cakalusisms. Talking about female bowlers.
Her: Especially the ones who wear flannel and look like men. Me: Lesbians, you mean?