July 25, 2005
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Another One Bites the Dust.
Since Kim over at Shi think's drawing penises on other people's
pictures is a form of retaliation, I've overestimated her intelligence.
Me? I don't stoop to that level--but I won't let it slide. I told you,
this Xanga borehole needs to get some action going, and what I'm about
to do goes against EVERYTHING I stand for (online fighting), I'm about
to change all that--just once 'cause (commence DMX beat), Chris is gonna give it to yah.Lets take a gander at exhibit A:
I have no shame in leaving this, it brings out my eyes--or lack thereof.Seen here, children, this is what we
call in today's society "desperate." Say it with me one more time
"d-e-s-p-e-r-a-t-e." When one's absolutely confused and lacks all mental
capabilities, they usual resort to infantile tactics (i.e. crying,
damaging property, drawing penises). I remember my pre-school
days, drawing devil horns and all that jazz. But how old are we now?
23? 24? Oops, I apologize--that's your dress size. By the way, your
package of clothing is on the way--it's a wide load.Now lets take another closer look at this excuse of a "drawing."
Really, at first if she (Shi) had not of written anything, I'd
of honestly seen that as a tree. A friggin hairy apple tree at that.
That my
friend, is not "pwning." It's gardening. So please, if you really want
to retaliate, think things through, because honestly I'll nail you like
a Holy Christian. (Time to go to Hell, folks!)Now I don't go out without returning any favors. That's why my
friend Adobe and I are here to share with you some lovely artwork for
all to see.
It's okay, Massachusetts has authorized same-sex marriages.Now we all know that NG never lies.Okay, now catch your breath before you faint from all that laughter.
I'm done with her, there's no point--her case is moot. So who's next?
For more point-and-laugh fun, head on over to her picture archives where no Photoshop is required to have yourself a laugh.
Comments (148)
There's no shame in her name
bwahaha
oh wow!
hahahaha... always hilarious
hahah...5th!
ahahah!!!!!!! lol
bah
she'll come up with somethin better
just watch her
cant we all just get alongg?? hmmm naahhh.. lol
haha.
wow, only 12 comments? wait, make that 13.
Don't be meannn, just because Kim owned you... HAHAHA
This war is fun! Time to bring in the allies...who would that be?
rock on dude
oh yeah. DeNotoriousCYNT is right. you should get some of your fellow xanga buddies and like, make teams.
oh caka, wuwu cumed all over you're face
get a kleenex quick, keep in mind he is the world champion of masturbation
Looks like coast-to-coast warring going on. I think that this promises to be quite the Xanga War. That first "bomb" (as she calls it on her site) seems like a dud though.
xanga celebrities' war..........woohoooo.......i wanna see blood, yup i really do......imagine cakal take on shi or the rest of the celebrities........cakal, if intelletual doesnt work, then it is time to get physical.......knifes, etc....i have them all, give me a call.......
Xanga world need some justice, so its time to get rid some of the celebs because their shits need to be flushed down the toilet
wow an apple tree?
now that's good
WuWu's profile pic tops that one however
seriously, xanga wars are stupid
I don't know who to cheer for! Where can I get that book???? Erm for a friend....
hahaha
ha. you still amaze me. you're brilliant.
O.O
This will not end well.
LOL..you are so silly =P
~Chris & Tika~
damn, this is getting better and better! Showtime!
mm xanga war!!
wow, you've creative mind!
haha damn
whoa she does look like a man in that one pic..
Ewww.....awful pics!
oh yeah, this is what i am talking about. there was a reason why i subscribed to you, mad "dawg"!!! it's clobbering time!!!!
i think shi wins this round cause the way she got you back was a bit craftier
eh, but this game will be game over when chris choi puts you out with a click of a button! uh oh
should i alert the authorities?
could you have at least picked a better looking enemy? she's whack. period. next?
Hahah, nicee.
lol.. you've got too much times on your hands .. i guess this is what happens when you get bored with the everyday xanga LMAO!
hahahahaha and the battle begins.
DUDE WTH IS UP WITH YOUR PROFILE PIC.
At least you don't have to deal with SNITCHES
wow
funny profile pic tho.. haha
when people ask me who is my hero i will no longer say my mom, i will say cakalusa
.....cakalusa is my hero
lmao
almost!
this almost seems like that weird thing that little kids do when they like one another on the playground; you know, hit the object of their affection, call 'em ugly, and then run away.
You got pwned by an Apple Tree?..
Throw some apples at her..
lol
LOL, wow you pissed some people off... more power to you!!
put em up y'all
no retaliation beats the fact that SHE GOT YOU FIRST... bwahahaha
you're silly. now i know never to get on your bad side.
=]
har!!! penis-->palm tree. nice!!
That was pretty weaksauce of shi.
Caka:1 Humanity:0
lol...this will be fun
holy shit, i just relaized teh first drawing was a penis 0_o
Baby Ruth, indeed.
all i've gotta say is wow!!! you're pretty good at this shyt...mad props for that....
hahahaha....now I know what Switzerland felt like...
HAHA!! So on Chris's side on this one... the tree thing finished it!! ::high fives Chris::
oh my goodness...i am amazing.
dude that does look like a tree?! wtf?! i would of thought the same
you still rock
ziiiing! ^_^
haha...lil bastard
oh damn. hahaha.
yay this is getting good....ok now round #2!
she looks like a guy
yeah, so your stuff is definitely funny. your entries are always interesting and such. i enjoy reading them. xanga war. hah, oh my.
<3
EVIL! EVILLLLLL I tell ya
.
yooh r so0o0o0oh sillii
LMAO I can't believe she did that....omg she's like 12 finding out what a damn penis is....*signs* what happend to maturity?....sp.
haha later dude
rofl you are awsome
Posting the link to her album... now that is good stuff there.
~Sammie
AHHHH that was some funny stuff there!! it diiiiiiiiid look like an apple tree. she needs to work on her penis drawing skills.
it's a moot point... like a cow's moo...
i'm sure glad you're not fighting me. or that i'm as ignorant as she is.
*hahaha* I dont know those people, but it's still somewhat extremely amusing.
-props-
{x-amber}
hmm, what kind of prize does the winner get?
psh. xanga wars is old --"
the one who fight back is the weak one... i thought better of you chris. tsk tsk.
you have a grammatical error. =P
this is gonna get very very funny--and entertaining.
lol, any more retaliaters?
I'm enjoying this, it's by far very entertaining
your profile pic is funny lol
anyway, good luck with the war..
haha, amusing!
Chris, you're such a little bastard. Hahahaha!
oo i love watching popular people be naughty
hahahah oh shit sucks to be her ... now she knows not to mess with the best hehe man ur xanga is gettin soo crazy ...
o_O this is quite funny........I will stay tuned
LMAO your awesome !
i've missed out since i haven't had an internet connection in hella days.. but still, cakalaka's funny as ever..
this is fun to read of. i like N.G.
props
Peeeeeeeeeenis
I thought it was just random scribbles. Guess not.
-Sandie
oh snapz, xanga war?
lmao wow......
whoa, this is bordering on cruelty.. I really hope you're just joking
hey cool site hallo back
~desiree~
wow, you're so mean
LOL. i hope she doesnt use "no offense" when talking to you cause she would set you off. hahahahahahaaaaaa. the tone of this entry was very sophisticated. good going. (:
oh by the way, loving the profile pic. haha 1 up! haaaaaaa. nice.
stupid bro..
lol
i havent commented in awhile and i see some online shit. im proud. hahaha <3
brutal!
teehee
oooh... burn...
my money's on kim.
Y'know, I was browsing through your comments, and at first, that thing looked like a yellow outlined transparent tree, then I went to the next page, and it was a full-grown apple tree.
And...shouldn't she have put pwn'd? To seem more badass? Or something?
Oh, wait, no, that's just the chlorine again.
you deserve an award because u rock tht much.
my money's on chris...
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Eek...do you realize what you're getting yourself into? People can be soooo sensitive on Xanga; I know this from experience -____-
very entertaining entry. well-deserved props to you.
LMAO. There's no fight like a photo fight... Looks like you're a bit more evolved though and know how to actually edit a picture - not just draw some body parts that look a bit horticultural. Please, keep me posted... by the way? Can i join the war? Haha. Always on your side!
::brittany::
This made me laugh.
Thank you.
Damn, her entire site is filled with "drawings" of human genitalia. YES! GARDENING!
that is quite a short penis. or apple tree.
Ahhh! your as popular as ever and so cynical, which makes me like you even more!
Pwned by an apple tree ? Niceee. I wonder how much longer this shall continue .. Maybe you just might get "pwned" by some random kitchen appliance.
hahaha...mad funny! =o)
Nyahahaha! You got her good. Sweeeeeeettttt.
haha nice
http://www.madpimp.com/photos/0-WebCam-Archived/3-BeginningOfCollege2/Image038.jpg
That picture looks like she has a penis for a tongue.
bwahahahhaha...
your mental gymnastics can't be beat!!
what entertainment. nice retaliation.
U really need a life,dickhead
Well, I can see you're really bored... Hope you don't feel bad about it later and what not. I think urtoasted will have fun with this when he gets back from vacation. Party on! (I really don't care that much. It's late and Xanga is something to do.)
70000th propper!
HAHAHAHAHHA
I love to read you guy's street talk... is it a hip-hop pillow fight...?
Omfg. Can we say PWNED! Come on guys and gals, say it with me. Pwned! Pwned!
the penis/tree drawing is kind of cute hahah
isn't it sad that this mission of yours would have been unrealistic and unsuccessful if you had tried to spice things up by complimenting all the xangers? what does that say about us as huma---
ooooo mario banging peach!!! yaaay!!
what was i saying?
can't we all just get along?
nope. there's nowhere to get along. not even a weblog community [nods in dissapointment].
oh brilliant indeed. ever on the debate team?
im on your side dear caka
but it was hella funny
fudge..i am rolling wit laughter over the floor from that last post....
wickedz attack!!!
YES! holy crap pwned the dumbass
I assumed she wanted to draw the dick and tempt you to post it on your xanga to show off the size of her own, but that will remain a mystery
Sorry Chris but I have to say it - you're not really the best when it comes to critisising juvenile tactics. Drawing penises all over a picture is immature, but it's also to the level of this 'contest' you have created for no reason other than the fact you were bored. If anything Kims prank was just like-for-like retalliation to your instigation.
And insulting her weight? Now thats just below the belt (pun not intended). And to just close off your entry as "her case is moot" like you're the judge and that is that - well it follies up the whole idea in the first place.
(and it most definitely looked like a penis to me...)
Actually, she's kinda hot.
I feel another Xanga War coming!
That's a penis? I thought it was a pile of fecal matter, drawn badly. Seriously.
hahaha picture waaaar
hey, fucker.. drop me a comment..
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