July 25, 2005

  • Another One Bites the Dust.

    Since Kim over at Shi think's drawing penises on other people's
    pictures is a form of retaliation, I've overestimated her intelligence.
    Me? I don't stoop to that level--but I won't let it slide. I told you,
    this Xanga borehole needs to get some action going, and what I'm about
    to do goes against EVERYTHING I stand for (online fighting), I'm about
    to change all that--just once 'cause (commence DMX beat), Chris is gonna give it to yah.

    Lets take a gander at exhibit A:

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    I have no shame in leaving this, it brings out my eyes--or lack thereof.

    Seen here, children, this is what we
    call in today's society "desperate." Say it with me one more time
    "d-e-s-p-e-r-a-t-e." When one's absolutely confused and lacks all mental
    capabilities, they usual resort to infantile tactics (i.e. crying,
    damaging property, drawing penises).  I remember my pre-school
    days, drawing devil horns and all that jazz. But how old are we now?
    23? 24? Oops, I apologize--that's your dress size. By the way, your
    package of clothing is on the way--it's a wide load.

    Now lets take another closer look at this excuse of a "drawing."

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    Really, at first if she (Shi) had not of written anything, I'd
    of honestly seen that as a tree. A friggin hairy apple tree at that.
    That my
    friend, is not "pwning." It's gardening. So please, if you really want
    to retaliate, think things through, because honestly I'll nail you like
    a Holy Christian. (Time to go to Hell, folks!)

    Now I don't go out without returning any favors. That's why my
    friend Adobe and I are here to share with you some lovely artwork for
    all to see.

    The image “http://x07.xanga.com/dbc853301123010457097/b7815128.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.
    It's okay, Massachusetts has authorized same-sex marriages.

    The image “http://x3b.xanga.com/e3303a65380b110457124/b7815142.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.

    Now we all know that NG never lies.

    Okay, now catch your breath before you faint from all that laughter.
    I'm done with her, there's no point--her case is moot. So who's next?
     


    For more point-and-laugh fun, head on over to her picture archives where no Photoshop is required to have yourself a laugh.

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