July 26, 2005
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Another One Bites the Dust (again).
Another day, another casualty at war. Poor John, over at WuWu thinks he
can fire a shot without being unscathed. I PITY DA FOO! Thanks, Mr.T.
So lets take a quick look at what Wu (mind if I start calling you that
now?) has come up with this time.Oh, wow! Is this a new trendy Apple ad campaign for Milk? (Remember
kids, it does a body good!) If you were that interested, you should've
asked for more pics of me--I'd of gladly obliged--although I don't want
to think about what you'd use them for (which may explain your long
hours spent in the bathroom.) Hrmm.
think different. Because your ideas simply suck.If it wasn't an ad campaign, then I'm afraid you've succumb to the level of your friend, Kim. "Oh, I'll get 'em this time! I'll draw white stains on his mouth signifying ejaculatory fluids on his face! I'm a genius!" as he rubs his hands maniacally. Sorry, you failed.
Honestly, you think you've got me there, bud? I could've tossed an
uncapped bottle of White-Out into the air and composed a better art
peice than that; although I don't even consider that remotely art.Now for some real art, beaches:
The secret life of The Wu's in a nutshell
(I should really be more productive at work, instead of drawing during company time.)
Wow, I hear Chinese massage parlors do it for a mere fifteen bucks. You sure are desparate.
After a hard days work, one does need rest.In a time most fragile, a pin drop could shatter the silence. There is
a war going on at Xanga, consiting of some mediocre posters and writers.
Although many lack the proper tactics and/or intellectual capacity to carry forth, they still
blindly go through it. Much wasted effort on their part, really.
Their actions are futile. As the firestarter, many have attempted, all
have failed. An instigator for this war, I say keep it coming. You ain't got shiet on me.
Comments (161)
iRock
SECOND!
You do rock.
You're just too good to be true
fourth!
LOL. ingenius.
fifth! i really need to learn how to start photoshopping and editing pictures.
Beautiful.
hahaha damn you rock !! they are messin with the wrong person !!!
hahaha they messed with the wrong guy this time.
10
you guys are hilarious - i like to observe the drama and not participate :-p
yeaaaaah, 95 in new york, there's something wrong, who pissed off mother nature?
I'm really axious to see the next try.
ewwww you whore
cakal, kill them all_ your enemies........
bring out the nukes!
Don't you have anything better to do with your time?
Ha ha this is all so intresting
boring summer, huh?
damn u r so childish!
people are already siding, my vote is with u. i suppose other people u mauked are going to fight back.
and please dont hurt me, bc im scared
Nice pictures!!!!!
Looks like Mario is working over time.
hahaha love the pics you did. IM GOING BACK TOMORROWWWW
awesome pictures
LOL Very well done sire.
UGH .. dont you have anything better to do?
down with cakalusa! ALL HAiL WUWU!
Lol, milk- in that case, I swallow too!
Man, you are genius!
oh man oh man oh man. that picture.... sigh.. people these days that's all they think about.. --
Oh the drama, its a love story in the making.
lol....
This is getting ugly like a French chick.
I will remain uninvolved. So I can be all pretentious and verbose.
that's nice
hahahha. all haters!!
all hail cakalusa. haha... your comebacks are better.
lol... crazy, man, crazy...
Hahhaha. ::ClapClap::
lol. that is so f***in funny. u are gonna win this war.
Hahahah. Nice integration of Wu's pictures. Funny as hell.
LOL, very creative artworks.
Hahahah!..
That's a 1 hit K.O.!
me love you long time
This is getting dirty!
hahahaha nice crease. nice. just 3 inches? the poor asian male..
you crazy... like a fox! hmn... wow i'm not suppose to be on the internet during work time and i think my boss just saw your "i swallow" picture, so i'm sure i'll have explaining to do. argh... anyway. looks like a war is coming. this underground bunker might just come in handy after all.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. woooo. nice one.
yes, the true winner is the one who can properly make use of photoshop's greatness
huzza for the iSWALLOW
yikes
This whole war thing is very amusing
where's my gun?
lol go caka
lmao, how long will this war last? lol.
chris, ill be your war strategist
wats next!?! can't wait
advantage to your side!
It doesn't look like ejaculate. It appears to be more of a skin disorder.
Maybe you should see a doctor about that.
Hahaha...this whole Xanga world is so much fun and definitely more intellectual than those real wars going on out there! Haha....Love reading your entries...as always.
You're always so full of ideas...just keep them rolling in dude!
Cakalusa pwnz all other Xangas.
m/,
you're fucking awesome; i think i'm going to suscribe, if you don't mind.
very good, very good.
hats off to you!
i like wuwu's comeback...i like your comeback...very hard to pick.
sor low ah
that is freakin hilarious!!!!
i'm glad someone doesn't go down that easily. i'm even more glad that we're talking about the same thing this time.
haha u rock! and btw I call him Wu.
or is this just a coinkidink?
Leave no one alive...no one!
LOL! The white spots look good on you, iSwallower.
Kinda make you wonder if it was digital or whether Mr. Wu wanked off to your picture thinking of all the eProps you have.
Do the 3 full inches refer to his mouth or his dick?
hahaha, ur sooooo good, lmao
Zing! Again... I guess this is turning out to be quite hilarious. ^_^
"I don't liek to blog, this is for non-entertainment purposes only." Anyway, how does a person cause sunburn on his or her scalp? Wow...
can we say fuck wuwu!
lovin' the art props to cakalusa
lending my eprops and support to the cause. viva lalusa
Looks like you've won.
? i think i'm missing something
hahaha..you guys are too funny...love the site. looking forward to more stuff^_^
lmao- "I love you long time".. what an awesome movie. Second half isn't really funny, but whatever, it's all good.
you can't beat cakalusa
HAHA, great stuff man. Cakalusa for the win!
haha you're hilarious
lmafoa nice picture editing lmao
Ouch.
Ahaha..very funny.
u funny, funny man.
there isnt even any competition
this shit is better than real world: austin. bravo.
I fell out of my chair when I read "We love you long time".
We love you long time. Ahaha.
I salute thee.
this xanga war is brilliant
haha funny stuff...well holla bak ^^
I hope you realize how stupid this whole thing is.
dude, i know im no celebrity, but can you declare war on me and bust me up with some of them funny ass photoshopped pics?
Weehehehehe.
. Funny.
LOL
This is hott stuff..haha..nice work with the pictures!
this is becoming more entertaining.
Hahaha oh man this is serious! HAHAHAHHAHA!
hahaha i love the second one
yeah.. kill them all............ haha
what a lame attempt by the opposing man. kudos my friend
interesting...i actually like your xanga now better than wuwu...(oh did i say that out loud?)
oops
julie
#100. AGAIN.
i wanna be a part of this war
very interesting, you are so delightfully funny.
you guys are silly
Omg, you are like so totally stupid. That's why you never had a date, 'cause you swallow you sick freak! You know everybody pwned you. You and your gay ass afro-self. You're talking bad about Emo people, and you're pretty Emo yourself. You're always complaining and whining about things, so shut up.
wow..he got pwned
lmao thats some funny shit!
I can't believe people have surcumb to such things ugh this world.....what we do to makes us laugh thinking we accomplised something!!
nice profile pic btw!!
later.......
yay for you
woah...u got mad haters! don't worry, i like u...better!
xanga wars continue on
i love it
dun say that I am not sis' silly BoI
YAS (u r stupid)
A.Y.G.O.S. (and u gto pwned stpid)
Well yeah see, these other jackasses have ABSOLUTELY no chance on beating you. Yer the ultimate XANGA FIGHTING MAN... Princess Peach sure is having a work out.. haha
thank u.
THANK YOU.
mister's been getting on my nerves since day 1 when he commented on my page and subscribed to me, hoping to get me interested in his page and return the favor.
as if.
unlike some people, i acutally know how to appreciate good humour when i c it, and it's definitely NOT on his page. just pure lame and desperate.
Wow, so much hostility and anger - again with the wars. Sadness. But, great comeback.
hahahaha these xanga wars are amusing
do i lack proper tactics?
ROFLMAO! This is getting really really interesting. Dude, now he's got you raping a pig... Demmit, and I have to wait til Saturday to find out what happens. Stupid Middle Eastern workdays.
ingenius. . .
you made my day
u are going to make me crack-
up.
lol
nice site random props
*Jen*
damn thats cold
oh my god.. for the love of god what is going on..
u are going to make me crack-
up.
lol
i cant believe u did that to ur own pic..
u disgust me...
so .. um... how much?
funny
Wow...I think I need to xanga more often, so much drama. BTW, cool icon.
hahaha...well done.
wow...this is gettin very interesting, toooo bad its sorta gay...lol a xanga battle ground is forming.
have u seen the whole mario game - its halarious...
anywayz - give us something better to read. u said so urself this is school shitz
...interesting..i want to go to new york
haha this is a funny post. Props. You rawk.
<3
-Court
you rock.
wuwu is abnormally ugly... and his made-in-China humor is definitely B-grade compared to your original ideas.
aQ
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO! that's funny as hell !
you r kick ass
<3 ashleigh
penis
. . . i like your profile pic. go cakalusa! you can beat them allllllll
yes indeed this is all very amusing and fun to read...
nice one with the "we'll suck for eprops"..... you have unveiled the innocent (ish) looking fiends!
ANY1 THAT WANTS TO VISIT MY XANGA, GO AHEAD. IM NEW.
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...keep schooling 'em suckers. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Cakalusa? you're a menace for getting at Wu! That's messed up man.
Haha you kick some major fucking ass
OMG u guys are hilarious....i love ur site....check out mine!
~Megan~
Ohhhh thiss entryy is hilariouss! and i am inloveee w/ your profile picture!! itss ohh soo veryyy niceee!
thats sexxy ;]
You're just a genuis. I've read many of your previous entries, they are hilarious. Well I'm leaving random props.
~Elyse
Caka, you`re owned by Wuwu.
RANDOM PROPS MAN!
wat the fucks so halorious about this shit when u find out let a bitch know.............and what the fucks up with this shit ............any ways im outty.
u are so gay u can tell u need to stopsucking so much
haha....................u r so funny bitch u are on hot mother fucher......:)
i think they should just give up
sabrina<3
random propss~ k0ol xanga! comment & propp back`<3
Lmao, way too funny..haha
dam dude ur sites intense.....man thats awesome....
lol.. that's funny//
im lost............ i like that icon tho..........
haha its funny! they should really have that in the mario games!.......or do they? (dun dun dun)....ew that would be gross.....im not into mario games that much though........i like sonic the hedgehog.....
what is up with all this hating on xanga? do u guys really take this shiet serious? or do u guys just aint got no life? asian hating asian? what is more lame then this?
Props from Xanga's Finest! Haha!
lol dude this is frickin funny
most impressive.
I have to admit, I know neither of you guys, but the fact that so many people enjoy and hate it at the same time, its amusing.
I think its funny, honestly. His idea sucked; I could've thought of something better. But yours...wow. Genius. haha.
God bless.
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