July 27, 2005

  • Yes, Yes, the War Goes On!

    You remember when you were part of that popular group in school, and
    everybody wanted to join? They did anything and everything to get
    in--no matter what the price. I believe it was defined as "desperate."
    Another prime example would be Wu. I pity da Wu! Hah! I make myself
    laugh too much. So on with the show.

    He retaliates how? By using a news article. HOO-AH! I can almost feel
    the pain striking me through the heart. ::dramatic gasp for air:: Listen
    assface, (filtering turned off), you're better off throwing a copy of
    the newspaper at me to minutely affect me. Now, not only did you use a
    news article, but you used one I had found, posted on my AIM
    profile for 2 full months now, plus, used the same idea verbatim. You
    practically played ad libs, replacing names and locals, Gucci_Man err,
    I mean Wu.



    "...and the award for 'Outstanding Achievement In Originality goes to..."

    Not only is that sad, but makes me wonder how you managed to graduate
    from college. It would strike me as no surprise if you plagiarized a
    book report on "Cat In The Hat" back in first grade. You must've been
    heckled by many as a child, no? "HA-HA! Johnny Boy read 'Cat In The
    Hatttttt.' "

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    "I fit all my pr0n in here!"

    Okay, I'll pretend momentarily that I'm getting head from your sister and mom  the original article never existed. The last time I read the news, Rosie O'Donnell was a lesbian--married as
    well. It just goes to show you how much one pays attention.

    Shaving my hair--wow! Thanks for telling me news that almost as old
    as your last dentist visit. Of course, you being the only person
    yearning, aching, masturbating to the idea of my shaven head;
    to
    have my hair cut. Makes me wonder if you're desperate to have
    such a hairstyle. Well, you know, you can always ask momma Wu to trim
    your pubes and super glue that shit all over your head. You may as well
    ask her to blow you for those 2 props, you so sorely need. You know you
    love em'. Heck,
    you two
    can have some fun while you're at it and make some beards, unibrows,
    all that fun stuff daddy Wu never let you in on.

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    A Family Day Out
    Left to right (Momma Wu, WuWu, Grandpa Wu, Grandpa Wu II, An Asian Dave Thomas.

    Degrading Sports Photo of the Day


    Apparently, break dancing on the mound is the new end zone touchdown of football, seen here.

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