February 21, 2007
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SEX SEX SEX!
Okay, now that I've got your attention...
Sandy: what's the matter? no valentine's stalkers so u have to stalk me?
Sandy: har har.. what are u getting me hmm
Me: a big hug
Me: and and...
Sandy: and?
Me: the best gay butt secks evar! (btw, do u know of any male excourt services?)
Me: escort*
Me: (LOL...sexcourt)
Me: ah-hah! that should be my new business! OMG
Me: Court-themed escort services and I'll judge the buyer and see if he's bad or good. if he's bad, S&M TIME (whips and all)! If he's good, he gets angelic-looking girls with wings and lace!
Me: omgggg
Me: i'm onto something here
Sandy: u should have ur xanga fans be the contestants
Sandy: i'll be the s&m lady!
Be careful for what you wish for when you speak with me...
Now presenting the Cakalusa Sexcourt Service Contest
Win a chance to get up close and personal with Cakalusa, who will preside your fate with either the lovely Seducious Sandy or the ball-gripping Slappy-Sandy (with whips and all!).Sandy: Mmm...this is a good burger...
Sandy:Mmm...yum. Wait, what?
Me: :cough: Oh yeah, Sandy, you're in my new Sexcourt contest...
Me: This is a really good burger!
Halo may or may not be misleading. Approach at your own risk.
How to play: Describe in 75 words or less why you deserve the chance to meet me in the Sex Court of doom (or glee!) and ultimately, Sandy.
Grand Prize: After three
winners are selected by a panel of judges (my grandmother), they will
then move onto the next round. An online interview process will be held
by both me and and Sandy, and a grand prize winner will be selected. After a date
has been selected for the meet-up, your date will be documented and covered (via photographs) for
the world to see in the first episode of "Sexcourt"!
Eligibility:
- Must be between the ages of 18-30.
- Both males and females may enter.
- Should reside within the Tristate are of New York.
- All submissions throught the comments below should include a photo of you.
- Interview process will be based on a 25 point scale
- Possible points (Personality:7 Physicalities: 3 Presentation: 5 Creativity: 5)
- If selected for grand prize, transportation to the "date" location will be up to you.
"Oh, they're real, and they're fannnnntastic!"
I am not condoning any sexual acts or lewd conduct with
this contest. This is merely a date at most. The winner will be
contacted privately for further details. No purchase necessary. Void
where prohibited. Valid within the 49 US States (Alaska, you don't
belong!) and Canada. Must be 18 and older to enter. Odds of winning 1:8,994 (I failed math, btw)
Comments (115)
You've just been hit with the "oh sh*t effect!"
Lol.
Damn, I'm not eligible.
Gooood luck everyone, you're going to need it.
dammit, im in sydney.
next time sandy, next time...
This is going to be quite interesting.. haha.
YUCK
I'm deathly afraid.
i am slightly glad i'm not eligible for this.
^^^^ Yeah, what SHE said.
LOL wow Caka id like to see what happens with this
oooh lemme think about it
Sounds like fun!!
I still be jailbait.
across the country
someone will have fun. or die.
You're going to get a lot of white guys applying. WHYYYYYYY
Help! Police! She's being attacked by the village people!
Eh, I've had enough S&M for one lifetime.
Anyone wants to buy a bullwhip, though...
I'm starting to doubt that anyone's eligible for this.. XD
But, hey, there's a lot of people on the internet. You never know.
>_>
This contest is great!! You've just created the perfect opportunity to grab bewbies without getting yourself slapped! Ok, not really, but at least it's a better opportunity then just randomly grabbing for a non-special occaision.
I'm not in the tri-state area. *le sigh* But i'm sure if i entered i'd win. Cause let's face it, i'm AWESOME.
mwahahahhaa
hahah this is so funny.
<3ALways,
Nary
I wish to have a million dollars.
And I'd also enter the contest just to meet your grandmother, but I'm a year too late. 31 years old.
I'm out of bounds.
licorice whip! PWAH!
75 words = too many.
fin.
I am not eligible. I'll go watch VH1 now.
LOL
O_o
oooo, yo this is interesting. ^^ hmmm....
9 inches. (I did it with 73 to spare!)
Damn, I'm in Sydney, or I would've submitted my hot flatmate.
How do you get your snap preview to work in xanga? I've been trying for like... weeks.
see the halo!
X__x; im not elgible. darn it
Let's get drunk together and play the Wii!
whoa
looks saucy
HAHA too far away
bah, i live too far away!
is it a date with sandy or you? oh well it doesn't matter anyway.. i'm 3k miles away. haha.
Too far!
maybe next time.
-.-
gosh, chris, the things that you do with your friends.
wow. dating service. wow.
sounds like fun! but its not like im gona fly there.
Lol.
I hope Chester the Molester doesn't enter and end up winning the contest.
im not eligible =( LOL! damn florida..
lol cant wait to see who wins
Yikes!!!!!!!!LOL.
that would definitely be an evening to remember...or try your damndest to forget for the rest of your life.
what have we got here..!
i'm waaaayyyyy outta bounds. and waaayyyy not into dates with other girls. i'm pretty sure yer gran would love me, though.
wah wah...i'm too old! i'll send my envoy.
Got to wonder the kind of people this will attract.
ahaha!! good luck dude...
anyway, nice contest...
post-valentine.. contest, perhaps?
u are horrible
I am not eligible. and beside my I am taken
I've never wanted you more
:O
LMAO.......
damn...well i gess i cant do it...
I think you meant, "gh3y butt seckz lol."
Not in NY area. Oh well. Let me know when it moves to the Boston area.
oh, joy.
funny thing... i'm in a law office right now pulling up some files on a stalking case. interesting.
flirty!
i swear germany is like across the hudson from new york...
what a pimp lol!
hey i was just lookin thru some featured shit and u were like the only hott guy so i decided to hit u up. check out my myspace if u have 1. lovekara16@yahoo.com . holla
haha..................sandy's gettin stalkers now!!!!
hahah, oh snap, i wonder who the winner would be...?
Afraid my husband might not approve, but perhaps he could go along and pay for our dinner....
Catwoman = Hotness
I stopped reading after "Sex sex sex!"
SEX!
XD far from eligebility,but one thing. this may seem unreal 4 all u peeps, but I have a friend whose like 14 going on 15 whose bra size is already size D. and my saying 4 that size is " Damnit quit making me feel flat chested bitch!!" Xd shes kinda short so i figured since she stopped growing upwards she grew out >_<!
Lol
~Rozey~
Zomg >.< *Blind*
hehehe..
Well if it's open to non-Asians...i've got a winner for Y
O!!!
sexcourt. brilliant.
--
horny abandoned men, who sit in front of their computer with a bottle of lotion and paper towels.
sounds like Sandy will be having a dandy time
RHYMED. oh gosh i love sugar.
75 words??? are you out of your mindddddddddd
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa......................
no..
Btw was that supposed 2 hurt my feelings? If it was- what a lame attempt!
~Black Roze~
boo. no.
what if I'm flying IN to the tri-state area?
Aww! I couldn't even if I wanted to! Oh well, there are plenty of people in New York. Wait, what are you getting out of this? And that poor girl..... she might end up with the fat guy that runs the roach infested pizza shop that doesn't believe showers help when meeting women. Good luck girly! Ha ha ha!
Aren't asian women supposed to be submissive?
Ay Papi, damn my Age! 17 and waiting for may...
Lame. Good luck!
wow u sure have a _____ selection of female xanga friends. they love to flash their cleavage, they post pix of themselves in bra tops. wut next?
It got to be FUN
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