February 27, 2007
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This or That.
Self-explanatory. Pick your poison.Telling your dream date (first night together) that their breath smells like "donkey piss and burnt Indian food."
orpunching your grandma in the hip?
Random Photos of the Day
Seagulls away from the bay" Get outta here!
What's up?
Oh yeah! Thousands of disease for the win!
Stool pigeons
Somebody's gonna have a fun time cleaning up bird poo the next 4 hours.
Comments (91)
PEE-YOO!
errrrr neither!
God, they're like the crows here. They don't move at all! The crows don't even move when my car threatens to end their tiny little lives.
Telling your dream date (first night together) that their breath smells really bad.
I vote for this one.
ME? have a prob with telling someone their breath smells like sh*t? no wai.
Boredom anyone? x]
Neither.. but I wouldn't punch my grandma. That's like 3 bajillion years bad luck, says Chinese logic.
Nice photos of the pigeons btw
I don't want to hurt my hand, so I guess I'll tell you that your breath stinks.
Breath stinks. But I also don't punch very hard. It's also important to note which grandmother...
bah...u dont punch ur grandma in her hip!
there's different ways to say to someone that their breath is bad.... "mint?"
lol aw. it took me a moment there to realized the birds were on the lights. :]
i'd have to say bad breath. it just tells you that person really isn't your dream date. unless you want a date with someone who makes you puke everytime they talk.
I could never punch my grandma.
So I guess that settles it.
rats with wings.
i love my grandma.
so bad breath it is!
The Birds!!
(1963)
The first one. Hahaha.
heh... look, chris. i'm sorry i spoiled our first date by telling you that your breath was stank as hell, but you did tell me to be "brutally honest." and i was. not my fault you can't take it like a man. and punching my grandma was totally not the mature way of handling it. if your feelings were hurt, you should have told me. now my poor granny's gotta use a walker.
tsk tsk, cakalusa.
Bad breath, doydle.
You got donkey piss and burnt Indian food breath, Chris.
There.
I said it.
Tell them that their breath stinks. I love my grandma way too much to do that... <3
Bad breath. i don't care about my dates, dream or not. I'm a heartless bitch. Yay!
I vouch for a! you can only have one/two grandmas! first dates are easy to come by.
my grandmothers already been dead. both. how sad.
OH, you are mean. My grandma, who lived to be 97 I guess was somewhat psychic as she said the one thing she was afraid of was breaking her hip, which eventually happened near the end. Anyway, she lived so many good years and stayed sharp until the end, so no sadness or downers to relate that. I'd be too polite to tell such statement about the breath to anyone, let alone a dream date.
i think my grandma can't feel her hip
telling my dream date their breath smells like donkey piss and burnt curry...
...and then saying "j/k" and have them believe me and go on like that didnt happen =)
punching your grandma in the hip, I'm a very physical person hehe
i wanna pluck a tail feather =X
pigeons pigeons everywhere!
Grandmas going down.
I don't know. If my dream date did have that smell, I would be very sad..and I'd probably tell him that.
i'm actually scared of pigeons. it's all because of this one time i was at a park and they all flew at me. EEEKKK!! attack of the pigeons.
<3Always,
Nary
i'd rather throw away my grandma's dentures/teeth than punching her on the hip. that's naughtier.
I'd take:
"Telling your dream date (first night together) that their breath smells like "donkey piss and burnt Indian food."'
coz I LOVE MY GRANDMA TOO MUCH TO PUNCH HER IN THE HIP!
what kind of girls are you dating!? and really, granny abuse is just wrong!
and i loved choose your own adventure. i was a huge cheater, and always read both scenarios and picked the one that was good, but then those bastards got smart, and would make two win-win or lose-lose possibilities, and my cheating ass would end up in a sea cave with water gushing in, drowning or at the bottom of a rock slide. such bastards!
I hate pigeons! birds are teh evil. >=(
and i pick the first poison. ehehee
First one. Because I love curry.
i don't know....... tough choices.
The first one.
telling my dream date and having them think i'm hilarious?
ohhh nice photos!
you'd be familiar with the scent of donkey piss, eh?
you'd be familiar with the scent of donkey piss, eh?
Telling your dream date (first night together) that their breath smells like "donkey piss and burnt Indian food."
i dare anyone to touch or go near my grandma.
mmmm there's a mexicano joint on 12th.
mostly occupied by nyu-ers. poo.
i hate birds.
hahaha--i luv watching pigeons walk. it never ceases to amuse me!
i'd rather do the first one and make up afterwards =p. nice pictures =)
I'd do anything, rather than punch my grandma!
these are cool
lmao considering im a nice girl *looks around* i dont think i wud do either but if i had 2 i wud hurt grandma i mean like shes a nice lady nd all but yea im just ramblin on bout random shit nd here yooh r thinkin wat a dweeb lol i dont even no yooh nd im tellin yooh shit yea well i guess thats just who i am =)
anyways feel free to ignore my anytime yooh want as i am a skank well thats wat everyone calls me
ur truly Princess skank ¢¾
personaly id punch my granny in the hip it wouldnt make much difference anywayz seein as she past away before i was born although id have 2 explain y i dug up the grave and then try and wriggle out of a guilty consence because i punch my dead grandmother in the hip!! and because im such an angael *cough cough* i probly wouldnt tell my date that anywayz (id let them find out 4 themselves (even though my breath does NOT smell like that not even in the mornings) so wear does that leave me!?!?, is there anyother options!?!? can i spit in my brothers coffe or something (that i would be willin 2 do)
yours truely
Emily ¢¾
you make pigeons
oh so popular
and if i might add,
that's a cool comment pic you got there.
x_X''
more like, always having a piss stain visible on ur pants and smelling like piss 24/7
or having constant earwax action drip from your ear..u can never hide both.. pick pick.
i hate pigeons.
breath.. >.<
I'll tell them you made me say it.
Hurrah for loopholes!
Otherwise I was going to have to go with punching my grandmother, but that would hurt me instead.
And, amazing photos.
dude. first one, hands down. plenty of fish in the sea but there's only one maternal/paternal grandmother. plus, my grandma would kick my sorry ass if i punched her. then she'd get my mom to hold my arms back while she kicked me around some more.
Hip punch.
she's tough. she can take it!
hopefully.
I'd say the former. Why? Cause I know that if i put my mind to it, I could charm the pants off of anyone even when i'm saying something awful. And i've utilized this to my advantage on more than one occaision. Truthfully, I'm surprised i haven't been punched in the face yet.
i'd just give her five bucks
I'll punch you in the hip.
Omg I used to be really addicted to the Sims! I had to delete it because it was consuming my life...
red eyed pigeons are pissed pigeons!
what's wrong with donkey piss and burnt Indian food? I would think that would be a great combo! so definitely that one
those are some fat ass pigeons! I say LET THEM DIE! evil little shits.
tic tac? here have the whole thing!
i think those are the fattest pigeons i have ever seen.
Punch my G-ma? Heel no! D:
Whatever donkey piss smells like, yay to that!
i can punch my grandma softly in an affectionate way
I'd tell my date his breath smells.
My grandmother already has brain damage -- why do I have to ruin her hip too??
At least if I tell my date his breath is as rancid as the sight of my ass, I won't have to see him again.
you got that rihgt. and that person is not gonna be me...ehhehehehe
tell the date her breath stinks then punch the waiter on the hip?
Telling your dream date (first night together) that their breath smells like "donkey piss and burnt Indian food."
but tell it in a soft and quiet voice so if he asks what i said then i'll reply nothing.
=]
ewww bird dookie everywhere! lol
ewww bird dookie everywhere! lol
Telling your dream date (first night together) that their breath smells like "donkey piss and burnt Indian food."
GRANDMAA LOVAHHH
the dream date, most def.
you can have dream dates but, you can't have another grandma. =)
have you been playing a lot of wow?
what server?
punch my grandma on my dads side in the hip lol
killer breath..blood before donkey piss!
Donkey piss.
does everything always look that miraculous behind the camera?
shh, we have to keep eachother a secret.
i'd rather tell my date that his breath stinks.
punching my grandma on the hip
..really soft
punching my grandma
cause i dont like her lol
easy.. donkeypiss breath... honesty is very important to me. If my grandmother had done something to deserve my reaction of punching her in the hip then i could potentially choose that one, but she wouldn't..ever.
hmmm I can't punch hard at all...
so I'd go with telling that to my date..
ahahah just kidding I dont like this question.
yipe!
donkey piss n burnt curry sounds like a good pick up line...
Lmao...what's up with all the pidgeons!!! OMG!! If I told my boyfriend that, he would just laugh at me and think it was so so so funny...
hmm...I should do that tonight!
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