March 1, 2007

  • Chinese New Year: Year of Bacon Bits

    Come
    hither, as we explore the mystical land called Chinatown. Filled with
    dancing lions, fire-breathing dragons, and mountains of pirated DVDs.
    Spider-Man 4? Yeah, they've got that. So buckle up that "Made In China"
    seatbelt and prepare for an illegal firework-filled ride through Chinese
    New Year in Chinatown!

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    That sheet was originally white...oh, look at that knife!

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    Eggettes. Yum.

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    We're gonna party like it's 4099


    The dog celebrating

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    When a Telletubbies stunt goes awry.

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    Achoo! Excuse me.

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    Are you sick of this confetti yet?

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    President Bush allows one troop to return home. Unfortunately it was in plastic form.

    Lion
    Dancing. Contrary to popular belief, most of the time, these
    vivid-colored fellows aren't dragons--they're lions. They're usually
    seen dancing toward a costumed man holding a giant fruit or a fan (or
    your mother). I actually spent a few years in the "Chinese Lion Dance
    Troupe" (I hope no brain-dead jock from High School reads this and
    pummels me for a late admittance to that last fact). We performed
    across Long Island and many other restaurants around New York.

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    Man with the fan!

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    Hurray for trampling!

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    I smell tourists.

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    Show's over.

    Deep-fried dessert "wontons"

    Each
    year during this time, the family empties out enough grease to cover a
    teenager's forehead into a deep-fryer. Many of the items we throw in
    include shrimp chips and these sugary/peanut wontons seen below.

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    Clockwise from L-R (dry sugar/peanut mix, beaten egg yolks, wonton skins, more sugar)

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    Pan roasted for that fresh taste that even mom loves! That's the Jif way!

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    Insert here

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    Seal there

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    and voila! Wrinkly like Clint Eastwood on Oscar night.



    Frying Shrimp Chips

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