April 24, 2007
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Heavy Lifting.
"FEEL
THAT BURN! FEEL THAT BURNNNN!"
"What the eff? Stop sticking that lighter
near my face!"Perhaps we're thinking about the incorrect type of
"burn." More importantly, what should really burn are the type of
gym-goers as discussed below. If you're a regular gym-goer (and I'm
sure you are, fatty), you've probably come across the likes of these
folk.
The Weight Watcher -
These are the type (predominantly women) who visits the scale to weigh
him or herself every 20 minutes. Listen, if you expect immediate
results, one word: Lipo.The Disgruntled Goat -
The gym-goer who usually outdoes themselves by adding roughly 250lbs on
top of their max output. Sounds like he's about to give birth to a
meteor or mutating into a Rancor. RARRRRGH!
PUSH! PUSH! BREAAAATH! PUSH!The Talk Show Host -
Usually seen accompanying his friend. Has his elbow resting on a
machine while he yaps it up to his friend working out. How 'bout them
Mets?
"And I was like, STDs are sooo underrated. So I just had to get one! Tee-hee!"The False Informant -
Gives terrible tips on how to work out--much like your mechanic who
tells your wife they need "headlight fluid" or a new set of "engine
microphones."The Meathead - Self-explanatory. Arnold was here.
Mr. Ron Coleman, the man himself
You don't want see me when I'm constipated.The Waterboy -
Like the weight watcher, this gym-goer is usually seen in his regular
habitat near the watercooler/fountain. They say you need to keep
hydrated, but that's overkill!Trailmix -
The worst type of gym-goer. These are the ones who leave a lake of
sweat on the bench after they workout. You need a hazmat team to clean
up the mess he leaves for others to clean. Merry Christmas!Editor's Note:
I'm not pulling all of this out my arse (visual evidence below). I've been going to the gym for
the past 2 years. And no, I'm not somebody you should confer with when
going to the gym. You pay dieticians and personal trainers big bucks
for that, but I won't stop you from paying me to keep your mouth closed
at the buffet tables.
Starving like Marvin and watching Jamie hang onto dear life as I belt out an evil laugh.
I'm bringing sexy back. Get it? Shut up!
Never mess with Bolo. Not even Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Degrading Sports Photo of the Day
PIGGYBACK RIDE!
Comments (82)
How 'bout a big cup of stfu?
lol. nice. XDD
that's what i look like naked. that nice bright green picture.
oh yeah.
eww now i'll always think
of germy sweat when i reach
for a planter's trail mix
*cries* you snack ruiner!
mmm work it
bringin sexay back, are ya. cakalusa, with you, sexay never lefted. ;-P
is that BACKFAT?!? :-p
hahaha, kudos to you; i haven't seen the inside of a gym in 2 years. ^_^
steroids?
Ew, that guy looks gross! >_<
photoshop does wonders
abnormally buff people = beyond creepy
Look at all that unused gym equipment! Think of all the sweat that has been left there before you.
I'm done, time to eat!
chris is hooked on juice! say goodbye to your nads.
Sexy back. LAWL Yeah, I get it. But, yeah....I am impressed. Your new and improved back IS niiiice. I sort of want to join a gym, but I know myself well enough to know that I would never go! So it would be a waste of money.
Aww you were so skinny~ how cute~~ Those roids must be workin for ya, haha! Oh, and you definitely brought sexy back.
Back in the day when I WAS fit and attending the local gym, I had the scary "Spotter". This guy would walk around asking people if they wanted him to spot them. This dude was just creepy as hell. I always made sure to work out on the opposite side of the gym from him. *shudders*
your funny. im indian. lets wed. lol
need to hit the gym myself!
Hmm, I usually just go to the school gym to wushu more than use the equipment. I probably should... do some lifting. ;D
i've seen a couple of meatheads in my bikram yoga classes... i almost feel sorry for them because they all stand around befuddled at the thought that a scrawny lil' ol' grandma can hold a 30 second posture better than any of those body builders combined.
-m.
haha I live near the YMCA... a mile to be exact..
so my parents tell me to run there and back so I dont need to get a membership..
Eww, too much muscles looks awful (referring to the picture of the bodybuilder haha).
Oh my gosh! That's exactly how I contracted my STD! What a coinky-dink!
But seriously.. thank god for asian genes. Haven't been to the gym a day in my life!
LOL no neck.
Nice back.
i think im a mix between the disgruntle goat and the waterboy LOL
If I had a dollar for every bicep you don't have, i'd be rich.
Just kidding XP
I was working at Gold's Gym last year when Ronnie Coleman walks in to work out. His thigh was as big as my waist! I was awestruck. He looks like beef jerky.
this entry just triggered my bulimia. thanks.
so tell me, which one of those are you?
work it!
Mental note: do not try and jump Cakalusa as he's 100% bigger than you are...
lol thats nice to know
are there any normal people at the gym...i wonder how they act? and if u put that up there....just slap me....cause im retarded and totally missed it
yeaaaa!! (i think i need to go to sleep)
you're so sexy. lol
The last time I was inside a Gym, he lived in Miami
Sorry...couldn't resist. LOL
you mean a cup of steroids?
i hateeeee working out, have fun haha
ahhhh..i HATE trailmixes!!!
i've only been to the gym once in my life. =p
Nice back, really. But Summer 2006. Almost a year has passed. Have you maintained your "sexy back"??? Hm??
)
I had a middle-aged guy once in the gym telling me how it's so hard for women to work out at the gym because other than the treadmill, there's no other workout machine for them to work with. I wanted to kick him in the face but I just smiled politely and walked away.
A FOLDABLE FRISBEE?!
IS THAT THE ONE FROM THE GUYS AT BEN & JERRY?
how 'bout wii gaming??
ew that black guy looks like he's made of plastic and foil
hhhhmmmmm, what can I say? I'm not a gym-goer, haven't even been to a gym.
Good day!
Annika
guys are so disciplined when it comes to working out. good for u
oh, cakalusa, the girls be all on you babiii.
I've seen all of those people.
You forgot about the person that gets on the machine next to you and then tries to out do you, but this may be a phenomenon amongst women.
big muscles are NASTY
neckless buffs ARE nasty.
"...mutating into a Rancor."
ROFL
Dude, I love your blog. Always makes me laugh. Keep up the good work.
ron coleman is my idol.
i've never told anyone that.....
sooo true what you wrote.
A long time ago, I went to a gym regularly. I didn't like it when it got crowded (for all the reasons you listed above), so I tended to go when most people were not around. Unfortunately, this seemed to limit me to working out at 5:00 in the morning every day. Suffice it to say, that habit didn't last long.
hahah dood, your post reminds me of this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWSsKs_-w7k
so hot.
That Ron Coleman sure is a beast. Seeing that picture just showed me I could throw up in my own mouth
i should work out to stay in shape but i never do. you should post pics of you working out =)
it's not like sexy ever left ya caka
it just keeps accumulating...mm......
sexy back. how about a frontal pic now?
i need to get on this c-lu weight gaining plan...
I totally get it. Sexy back - what's there not to get?
Proud to say that I am NONE of the above.
And you got "sexy back" stuck in my head.
I've met the king of the disgruntled goats. His reps would shatter mirrors and strike fear into the hearts of all men within a kilometre radius.
Bit of a trailmix too now that I recall.
Speaking of gyms, I need to go to one soon.
some guys lifting scare me. they go ROARRRRRR!!!
<3Always,
Nary
You're an odd fellow sometimes.
I couldn't agree with you more. You might also have mentioned the girls who go to the gym in matching Nike spandex that they obviously just bought, the person who messes with their iPod "gym playlist" so much that they never actually do any cardio, or at family gyms, the parent who tries to turn their reluctant child into a bodybuilder at age six. I'm glad I'm not the only one who rolls my eyes at these people. =)
i agree with the one you say is "the worst". but i'm sure everyone sweats on the machines so i use a towel for almost eveyrthing. i wish everyone would bring their own towel instead of letting the sweat drip!
yeah i agree with the girl above. chicks that just go to check out the guys or get attention by wearing tight spaghetti strap tank tops and short shorts. or worse, they don't wear proper gym clothes, as long as it's revealing!
You on facebook?
-LkVs
giving birth to a meteor?? wtf!? anyways... after that painful thought... yes, you are bringing sexy back.
I don't like muscled men... It's like their brains are hidden in their meat, while they're brainless in their heads... it's discusting instead of being fascinated...
That first picture= not a man.
I like to Hulk it up at the gym too.
sexy back.
I like to Hulk it up at work too.
nice pics..props`
" "And I was like, STDs are sooo underrated. So I just had to get one! Tee-hee!" " <-- Hahahahahaha, you really are funny!
And I get the sexy back joke... har har. I win.
OMG your profile pic here is HELLA funny
theres these two girls that go and it's bad enough they don't shut the fuck up, they speak in Spanish and I can understand them
DOH!
STFU!
i just love how mirrors make small things and places look grandiose. it's so deceiving.
and unfortunately, as much as i would like to resist it and not admit to it, i do like the sexy back song. it's catchy. i would definitely dance to it, given a dark low lit room that allows cover.
lol now this is my type of post..nice
Lmao, I have SEEN everyone one of those at my gym!!!!
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