June 12, 2008
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Redefined Words.
A girl and her chickly book regarding guys. HOW UNHEARD OF!"Yes" means "No"? "She's
hot" means "I'm drunk and desperate"? Language has evolved just like
that itty-bitty tailbone of yours, and soon, little toe (weep!). Here are a
few words that I think had their definitions evolved.- Literature class - Nap time.
- Garage - Used to house old computer/electronics boxes and the lawn mower.
- Mother's Day - A day to head to the florist and pick up flowers.
- Father's Day - Tie business skyrockets.
- The Weather Channel - More lying and laughable statements than Court TV.
- Alcohol - The Duct Tape of life; fixes anything.
- McDonald's - Ex-lax.
- Cellphone - Flashlight.
- PMS - License to kill.
- George Bush - (See plankton.)
- Sidekick - Doesn't wear a cape, but text messages your bestfriends
Add to the list, if you wish!
Degrading Animal Photos of the Day
Now my day at the beach doesn't seem so bad anymore.
Degrading Sports Photo of the Day
Why women like sports.
Comments (78)
YES FOR SIDEKICK!
My sidekick also works as my computer, and flashlight, and "gameboy"
WOAH..the donkey thing had an erection!
thats sick
Garage - Used to house old computer/electronics boxes and the lawn mower.
I thought that was only an asian thing, same as using the oven for storing pots and pans, I had some friends over trying to bake some stuff back in the day, and my dad was like, why are all the pots out on the table/floor?
Alcohol - The Duct Tape of life; fixes anything.
Cause of and solution to, all of lifes problems....
pms - license to kill... like that.
Summer Vacation - July 4th and 5th ... GRR!!!!
Anteaters, natures Sopranos.
In recent events we have see Anteaters in an act of defiance, stand on both hind legs and yell profanities at any passerby that seem to ignore or overlook it. In recent news, an Australian man was shot today by an unknown gunman, witnesses say they heard these words before and after the gun shot,
"What YOU THINK YOU CAN CROSS A MAMMAL WHILE HE'S EATING LUNCH BUDDY!? YOU GOT THOSE KINDS OF CAHONES!? WELL-"
*Gunshots*
"FUCK YOU I'M AN ANTEATER!!!"/Discovery Channel
OMFG!!!! the donkey?! i didnt know that can happen~~~ i mean -.- its a donkeyy!!!!!! i would never look at donkeys the same way again =.=
lol @ the provacative donkey[?] picture ^_^
schlonggggggggggggggggg
You make my day that much more interesting.
pints & pints of beer - total cause of randomness.
Chris, I have PMS now. Can I please "kill" you?
P.S. That donkey picture is hilarious.
oh?
shhwing
hahahahaha!!
Toy = most expensive piece of technology on the market (see: iPhone).
Math/Science - useless unless you are Iron Man
hahah awesum
haha. funny.
that donkey's hilarious.
Alcohol - The Duct Tape of life. so right...
I use my cell as a flash light
The donkey was so going to take her. It went up when she looked at 'em. Poor lady should consider running.
I have a PMS.
;D
blowjob - the new handshake
Facebook/MySpace/Xanga- The end of life as we know it.
Sleep - The new secks.
hahaha. "you're a nice guy" = you're ugly and i will never date you.
horse has a pretty big wang but elephants have 5 ft peniseseseses. how do i know?! thanks google<3
I would never look at donkeys the same now ..
schhwinnggg!
Dammit, I just lost my license to kill.
can't we just be friends? - you make a great gay bff
fireball--the new everything.
plankton? that pathetic, evil dude in spongebob squarepants?
& i like the LOLanimals. post moreeeee!
It's like Tijuana all up in here!
It's not you; it's me. = It's you, d-bag.
to the beach gif HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
the donkey's wang has a life of its own o_O "LOLWTF" moment.
asleep means yes
That anteater is my sidekick.
How am I going to sleep now... Fuck.
That ass wanted a piece of her ass! Hey-o!!!
That donkey just wants to get down to the nitty gritty
why would there be a donkey at the beach?
at first when i saw your caption and took a glimpse at the pic
i thought he was gonna poop on her or something lol
nice one...very nice
lmaolmao i like the alcohol and pms one~*
ass to ass
scaryyy..
but i LOVE literature. it's about the only class where i feel alive. and i love alcohol and macdonalds, and my cellphone. and man dude, you're hitting all the wrong notes with me on this one.
damn, license to kill is wearing off!
Yummy...you know what I'm talking about. =d
donkey stole the show...
lol @ that sports image.
wtf, i don't want to see that nasty shit when i'm watching the sports.
i want to see tackles and brawls!
i LOVE the PMS one.
Bitch = Girl who completely ignored a guy and his lame game.
Slut = Girl who sleeps with everyone except you.
Bringing Democracy = Invading your country, occupying it, and killing anyone who opposes the invasion and/or occupation. Then holding "elections"
Elections = Having people vote until they choose the people you want.
Asshole = Guy who didn't buy a girl tons of crap.
@myawkwardlife - Hahaha yep
That guy in his underwear makes me want to run home and kiss my hubby on the lips. Well then again, maybe not, he'd want to strip down to his underwear; and we can't have that....not on Rex Manning day!
boooo i'm too Canadian to really know what a sidekick is. haha
lol, love the animal photos....
Just friends = secret fuck buddy ^.^"
pretty huge dick for the donkey.
well, i enjoyed literature class.
i slept in geography class though i did well enough to get a distinction, maybe that's why... lol.
condom=a suggestion, like pants
guess that girl looked like a bangable donkey
Wth's a donkey doing in the beach in the first place? lol.
those last three pics are hilarious!
ew a guy in their tightie whities
i agree wit it all, that donkey is messed......
pull a prank-put firecrackers in a barrel and light in someone's house.
or
pull a prank- light someone's hair on fire!
actually, forget my pull a prank things.... I say
your mom - X-lax! Just kiddin'
I do say........ books- not right now, go play video games!
omg to the beach picture. The donkey hella ready to bonk! ahahhaah
cakalusa = god of xanga?
I know, I know = Shut up
If only I was that donkey.
I'm sorry = can we have sex now?
mines bigger.
Jerry Springer = more true stories than CNN
Ya figure, seeing a donkey with a massive erection aiming at her rear would've made her get up and umm... cover her rear?
@tjbruin00 -
LOL!
i just realized that all the horses, donkeys, etc. that i've seen on tv and books must have been neutered. i don't ever recall seeing a penis dangling like that.
XD OMFG LOL.
you forgot:
1) camera red-eye ------ SHARINGAN
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