June 16, 2008
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I AM NO MANWHORE!
Honestly, do I really give off the perception of being a man whore?
There
seems to be a common misconception of me. A lot of you, particularly
the females, perceive me as a man whore or "playa" if you will. I can
assure you I am not, but the general consensus fails to prove this. Por ejemplo (6 years of Spanish being put to work):Case #1
Nancy: you have plenty of cali girlfriends
Me: whattt?
Nancy: i'll just be "another" one
Me: noooo! GASP. i cant believe my ears (eyes)Case #2
Me: Prans tonight?
Mike: ***** lounge. Bring the Asian women.
Me: Huh?Case #3
Gia: So how do you do it?
Me: Do what?
Gia: I see you hanging with all these hotties. Why aren't you introducing them to me?!
Me: I take my Centrum daily?!?!Case #4
Me: Hey, birthday party friday for ****. Interested in going?
Crystal: are you bringing any of your many gfs
Me: LOL nooo. none
Crystal: darn
Me: What? Why?!
Crystal: whyy? i was gon steal em awayCase #5
Me: Hey
Jenny: What's up, manwhore?
Me: wtf?Srsly, wtf?
WTFFF?
Bathroom Humor is the Best Humor.Nudia: oh my gosh! I've been going to the bathroom like no other and i finally understand why now.
Nudia: i think
Nudia: its the biscuits ive been eating. theyre called "digestives"
Nudia: -_-'
Comments (128)
MAN GORE!
lol... you're a loser.
Then what are you? Boy got game. Are you even still a boy? Am I allowed to say that? Aiya.
That picture was unnecessary.
It has to be the Centrum.
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-Anna.
That picture is darn icky, Chris.
manbearpig is out there!!! i don't remember this conversation...maybe cuz im not from cali..lolll. of course you give off that impression, that's your xanga profession!
...if I owned that outfit then I'd have to wear it out at least once.
LMAOLMAOLMAO i love digestive cookies..but ..they never make me run to the bathroom..Hm...
but that picture ALWAYS cracks me up like hell LMAOLMAO that guy is dam creative..TEHEHE
you..? DEF look like the playa type
u have hella lots of hot gfs!!!!!!! lol!!
hahaha.. Christina would say you're good at spitting.
spitting game that is.. LMAO
omg....that pic is just soooo gross (and funn). But the joke is on him. His nasty "outie" is showing through the costume. Bleh.
We don't hate the playa, manwhore...we hate the game.
Oh thats exactly what I needed, thanks... seriously lacking mad stuff these days, I really appreciate the trouble you've gone to. hit the spot on my weirdness meter..
There's nothing wrong with accompanying several debutantes at once.
you fuck.
lol i looked at that picture for a good minute.
ew...i have a problem
i think i threw up in my mouth a little.
ahhh i GET it now! you dont 'date' you just hit it and quit it. gahhh!. the sun has fried my brains....hahaha.
That photo is so wrong and yet disturbingly funny...
@Reality_vs_Ideality -
NOOO! I ... I ... LOOK! A UFO!
/runs
ugh. take the picture down... manwhore.
Surely you jest!
@CaKaLusa - hahaha that did make me laugh out loud.
@Reality_vs_Ideality -
I hope you weren't eating or had your mouth full.
@CaKaLusa - is that some sort of manwhore double entendre?!
Cheer up sport! Have a mini!
@Reality_vs_Ideality -
You catch on too quickly...
EN GARDE!
@eteagrl -
it's a coincidence you called me a manwhore this noon--but you had no inspiration on this blog whatsoever, as i wrote this in march!
thats a very original halloween costume...
lmao what the hell does that weird ass outfit have to do with manwhoring?
slut
You want viagra? Y'know, to keep up with all of those ladies.
Dude, that picture is just plain wrong. And somehow your personality does seem to come off as a "playa", even if I only know you through your writing.
um my comment had nothing to do with your entry.
LOL!!!!!!!
It's not bad that you're considered a manwhore. Maybe you are one without even knowing.
What a disgusting picture..gross lol
i don't think you're a man whore. its' ok chris
LOL that pic is funny, manwhore.
yeah, i think you're more of a manwhore
since you seem to be so offended. aha.
j u s t k i d d i n g !
it's like when guys say, "no homo" in homo situations...
it just proves it was pretty homo. T_T?
that krazy positioning!
dude 99% of xanga's asian girls are subscribed to you.
DUHHHH.
duuuutttyyy
@mAnGLeDmiSTlEtoE - I agree
You seem to...know a lot of lesbians...Or men with really effeminate names.
P.S.
ROFL@NUDIA.
Next she'll be eating laxatives to relax. Oh I can't wait for that one.
I don't THINK your a manwhore...through you DO portray yourself as one at times...
Hmm...I don't judge even if you were
Manwhore? no. Himbo...maybe.
SLUT!
HAHAHA...the photo is quite disturbing > < whoever makes that shud try to make the doll more..... pretty or human looking? at least the facee... coz it looks like a ghost~~ but then again maybe thats the intention??? uh wells... thx for the share ^^
haha, I found your post to be quite amusing. I think women like you for your charismatic charm and witty personality. How can anyone resist a perfect Asian man like yourself?
When I came across your disturbing photo of a woman giving birth to a man's head, it took me a second to properly adjust my eyes. At first, I didn't know what it was, but I should've diverted my eyes before realizing that it was a freak of nature.
*looks back again*
Yeah, that's definitely a sin against creation.
You radiate it. You are a small sun giving off playa vibes instead of light.
wtf is that picture...
& manwhores are fun as friends!
sucks as anything else hahahah
that is disturbingly gross haha
ROFL
Meh.
A manwhore...hmm.
Apparently I'm a huge slut...a gay, anorexic slut for drinking Diet Caffeine Free soda and flavored water. Meh.
i'm more of a manslut... though someday i hope to become a manwhore... cuz at least then i'd make some money off of it
that is so disgusting!
as for "digestives" i just saw them in the hk supermarket today. so it actually works like the name suggests. interesting..
god that is disgusting
Nah you don't look like a man whore. You don't look slutty either.
Now does it seem like you like commitment....*crickets in the background*
you slut.
wtfff omg, that picture is mind-boggling & disturbing on soo many levels. O_O
& i've eaten 'digestives' before, they're actually pretty good
no you're definitely not a manwhore, that requires you to be hot
=]
rofl HAHAHAHA
that was scary. I mean scary scary.
UGH! That photo is so fucking disturbing!
ARGH! That picture is so disturbing but funny!
sad to say, but you pretty much are.
ewwwwwww haha. Where the hell did you find this
You should be flattered, your a PIMP!!!
I-I must agree on the fact that you know a lot of hotties (from what I've read/seen). If I were older and were a guy, I'd make an internet scene with you.
Mainly because I'm jealous. MAD jealous, yo.
Where's the money?
Manwhore
Seriously, with all the good-looking female friends...no wonder you're mistaken as one.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xKExXjFAQz4
AH GROSS
and you're a slut
What the hell...the picture...god.
omg where'd you find that picture?!!? WTFF!!! hahahah
it's okay - you're not a manwhore. just a manslut
so many women so little time...
@vysion -
yup christina has learned the lingo well...
I bet you have a whole string of Aussie girlfriends too.
HMPH.
Of course you're not..
but being a floosie is so much fun!
crazy costume.
well at least you don't brag about it coughyoshocough
that's a good effort in attempt for clarification.
stop denying it, brother. we were just having this conversation earlier this morning about you being a manwhore. you manwhore.
more like boy whore.
It's not Halloween yet...
Are you looking for a male-madam by any chance?
haaaaaaa. branded. you don't like the attention?
ewww at that pic.
a manwhore doesn't have to worry about getting pregnant.
I thought only the gays hung out with the hotties. Hmmm
You will always be the guy that clogged RiceBunny's toilet to me, Chris.
omg you freak! LOL
Manwhores are easy. And you are not easy :p
oh chris, you manwhore lol
You're not a playa you just crush a lot!
That picture is so nasty. I don't know what it's suppose to be but it's giving me the creeps right now. It's like a picture you look at if you want to puke. BLAH.
<3Always,
Nary
men who have too many female friends are often called that its not even how you carry yourself just the fact that they're there
hahahahaha....manwhore!! come be mine.
and that picture. man. sick.
guess ur a lady's man...
you kno exactly what you're doing wit these women, chris......but you're doin IT to meeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries*
Haha. I never thought of you as a playa or a manwhore. I see you as someone who when you find someone you really care about, you'll go all the way. Am I right or wrong? Haha
Nasty.
And no, you're not a manwhore...
that picture is extremely... disturbing
wait, are you still single? do you have a myspace btw? =D
ew omg that picture is gross! LOL
I -oh ewww.
I think maybe you are a manwhore. Or a pimp, or something in that league. Who's got all the girls commenting on his posts??
you're not a man whore, you're a social butterfly! there's a big ass difference.. a man whore would actually get the women
@someday2return -
sadly, yes to both.
that is fucking disturbing.
Haha. That costume??? What the.....
i think girls won't like this picture.
Wow. You're Awesome..
You Don't Look A Player To Me But I Need To Get To Know You More:]
well one of these days, i'll b on vacation in NYC and i'll show you what for.
i just need the credits
Hmmm i dont think so....
Funny post and nasty picture.
you are too pretty to be a manwhore
(I'm comparing you to that pix)
*nightmares*
Hi there. From what I'm sensing you are no where near a man whore. lol It's a shame that people are perceiving you wrong. People have called me a whore and I found that to be very way off. Don't sweat it. These dick heads and va-jj monsters will soon realize that you are no a man whore.
LOL, what da fuk!?
Wow, that's such a disturbing image.
as lil wayne says,
"i do what i do, and you do what you can do about it"
if thats life, and you aint trippin, then the only ones who care are the haters.
That is the sickest pic I have EVER SEEN!!!!
I think you are a man whore!!!
yeah but in the third or fourth case you proved your self wrong becasue you agreed to having many gfs
That is messed up.....
Dude, I didn't even know you were a man.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that's nasty
and creative =/
that pic is maaaaad weird o.O
yurr not a manwhore, you just need to call yurr horomones down wiff all those girls ;p jk
That photo made me jump out of my seat it's so wrong.
please don't. Just stick to a post, and no revolting pictures. Please.
OMG....
that picture is... disturbing. =.=
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