June 16, 2008

  • I AM NO MANWHORE!

    Honestly, do I really give off the perception of being a man whore?

    There
    seems to be a common misconception of me. A lot of you, particularly
    the females, perceive me as a man whore or "playa" if you will. I can
    assure you I am not, but the general consensus fails to prove this. Por ejemplo (6 years of Spanish being put to work):

    Case #1
    Nancy: you have plenty of cali girlfriends
    Me: whattt?
    Nancy: i'll just be "another" one
    Me: noooo! GASP. i cant believe my ears (eyes)

    Case #2
    Me: Prans tonight?
    Mike: ***** lounge. Bring the Asian women.
    Me: Huh?

    Case #3
    Gia: So how do you do it?
    Me: Do what?
    Gia: I see you hanging with all these hotties. Why aren't you introducing them to me?!
    Me: I take my Centrum daily?!?!

    Case #4
    Me: Hey, birthday party friday for ****. Interested in going?
    Crystal: are you bringing any of your many gfs
    Me: LOL nooo. none :P
    Crystal: darn
    Me: What? Why?!
    Crystal: whyy? i was gon steal em away

    Case #5
    Me: Hey
    Jenny: What's up, manwhore?
    Me: wtf?

    Srsly, wtf?

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    WTFFF?

    Bathroom Humor is the Best Humor.

    Nudia: oh my gosh! I've been going to the bathroom like no other and i finally understand why now.
    Nudia: i think
    Nudia: its the biscuits ive been eating. theyre called "digestives"
    Nudia: -_-'

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