June 18, 2008

  • Signs you're suffering from sleep deprivation:
    WTF? I'm drunk....at 7pm.

    1) You threaten co-workers with a banana to eat some of your orange slices.
    "I'm either going to bludgeon you with this or squirt it out at you."

    2) You
    actually contemplated building a tent under your desk to camp for 30
    minutes. Then you realize there's a "quiet room" with beds that you
    never knew about for 4 months.

    3) 2 cups of coffee only made you sleepy.

    4) You begin to blame Meunonomo for keeping you up late.* That son of a beach. (KIDDING!)

    5) You can't stop giggling because you had this idea of lining your wall with thumbtacks.

    6) Blasting "Enter Sandman" by Metallica on your iPod doesn't do anything besides disturb your co-workers.

    *Long overdue post--as seen below. Written about 3 months ago.

    Viv in the City.
    But you can call her Meunonomo.

    Meeting  Meunonomomomom for the first time, I had envisioned something a bit
    more memorable and grand--like a red carpet rolling out from a
    limo as I walk out to the club. Instead, having her hold my Heineken in
    a brown bag while I
    urinated on a wall was not exactly the way I pictured it.

    But hey, at least I shook her hands afterwards... err..

    Some complementary photos.

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    K-Rad, random Asian guy (he was too handsome to cover up with a Photoshop circle), and Vivian

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    So. Many. Koreans!

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    Unfortunately the camera did not capture my infamous hair swallowing motion...

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    Shuffle ze feet--with Chef!

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    "And it was THIS big..."


    Random Office Photo

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    Posted these all around the office last week.


    Degrading Sports Photo of the Day

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    "Quick, while the girlfriend isn't looking!"

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