June 21, 2008
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I gave away about 20 gallons of hemoglobin this morning.
After
being poked and prodded with a needle for 15+ minutes, I left with a
cup of juice in my left hand, a bruise on my right forearm. Where's my
money? It was laughable at best. But what really got me knee-slapping
was the forms I filled out.
Oh werd? Cause I've been hitting blood drive way before 1976. Yeah, that was during my jiggalo days. Holla!
If I ran the blood drive, I'd post Dracula posters all around. "We need your blawd!"
Good Morn.
Her: Gmorning
Me: Morn'
Her: mom?
Me: ing
Her: moming?
Her: OOOOH. MORNING. LMFAO
Me: ...
After reading this comment...
I couldn't resist!
Meunonomomomo, inching closer, and closer to the bottle...
Random Anteater Photo of the Day
Comments (65)
AYYYY!
ohh legendarypanda, hes a hoot! ahahaha
FIRST!
Second.
That wasn't juice they gave you..
nice little disclaimer down there
So it was 1977 when it all started!
Man, you Amercians know so much!
DIRTY MOUTH!!!! i'm shocked.
erm... weren't you intoxicated just over 24 hours ago? lollll
Nay lo mo!
hahahah count chocula...oen of the best cereals ever
aww your mums so cute
Thank you for giving blood. But no sexual contact not once not never since 1977? Those Red Cross Establishment Types sure are living in the 1980s.
Yeah those plebotomists working at the blood bank are pretty bad. I rather cut myself with a knife to draw blood than letting them poke me again.
i don't think you are eligible to donate blood
HAHA Moming... sounds like a sport.
hehe, my college mascot is an anteater!
Didn't you get plastered after winning with Spiff?
In case you haven't noticed, aside from a manwhore, we all see you as a booze ound.
Cheers.
LOL~~~* 1977 cut off.. lol~~*
i like the vampire pic~ so cute ^_^
LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO @ legendarypanda... hehehe i didn't even notice it kEHEHE
>..< her hands theheh LMAOLMAOLMAO~*
Our school has an annual blood drive.
If you donate, you get a free Subway and a cookie.
half-full, still good!
mmmm, chocolate hemoglobin =]
Legendary Cakalusa is legendary!
i want to suck....your blawwd~
i'm sorry chris.. but you can't donate. x]
damn dude, ant eaters look big and ferocious!
awww. suh-weet. i've helped out at blood drives before. too bad i can't donate.
anteaters would have a feast in the backyard!
good work there for donating blood. was it for Red Cross?
i meant "blood" and not "bloog". Freudian slip?
lol wow, is ironic that they still think AIDS and gays are somehow related. how you get to donate blood then? lol jk
nurse: what is your bloog type?
me: 'U', as in POSITIVE for U!
(he shoots! he scores!)
LOL!!!!! That's so wrong though just because someone is gay!
i vant to suck yourr blaaaaad
Yeah.
My bro can't give blood because of those narrow-minded idiots.
Oh well.
For some reason they didn't let my lesbian friend either.
so I guess if I don't ever do drugs with a needle then I can donate blood? cool!
phallic much? hahaha
LMAO. im afraid of needles . . . ):
i can't give my blood if my life depended on it.
i pass out every time. -_____- ohh man i fail.
bloody male, mate.
I've always been a little scared to donate blood. I think I'd panic and make the needle slip or something. It's odd though, since I'm not actually afraid of getting shots.
On a different note, congratulations on your game!
does menstrual blood count?
and whoa, who's that good looking commenter for that picture? I want an introduction
Wow, I can't believe you actually took a picture of the form. Did the help is used to people taking pictures of that particular phrase?
And I'm not sure if it was purposeful, but I wanted to mention jiggalo should be "gigolo."
...
That beer pic made me laugh out loud. thanks! xD
i woulda reject you as a blood donor one look at you. heh.
I don't donate. I'll take blood straight up from a throbbing vein. *bite*
Yay, you gave blood! I'm so proud..8]
hahaha!
hahaa.. i've donated blood before and the forms are pretty ridic. esp the paying for sex part woohoo!
I'm not even eligible to give dog plasma. I've sipped too many beers.
wow,why are there people who wanna suck/eat/lick your blood?
freaky man!
greaaaat, had to post those pics for a second time.
no blood from me...i dont want anyone to acquire my mutant healing powers...
I use to give blood...I can't anymore, because I'm a walking pharmacy:(.
youre so random chris, but yet i enjoy it
wow, panda is indeed legendary!
I think I laughed out loud about 4 times while reading this post
mom? LMAO
Anteaters weren't awesome until people started making funny pictures of them.
Sheesh capeesh.. hyperbole galore! =P
Ha. I always say, "I want to suck your blawd."
What was the colour of the haemoglobin?????Do you think your own blood may come back to you some day????Oh Man!!!!
mmmm mmmmm how's it taaaste motherfukkkaaaaaaa!?!?!?!?
haha you make me laugh.
dracula posters are a good idea
I love the promotional posters in my public high school that promptly request of all students age 16 and above to "Donate blood today, and DRAIN EVERY VEIN!!!"
Um. I'll pass. I want to live.
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