July 11, 2008
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Toilecommunictions.
Reason # 23 why you shouldn't use your
cellphone in the bathroom: Let's just say I've been hearing a lot of
crap over the phone after lunch today (har har har)....I enjoy sitting in the
office bathroom and staying silent for 10-15 minutes. You don't realize
how different people act when they enter a bathroom they believe is
empty.Guy#1: "Yeah, I just walked into the bathroom. Eww? Like you never used a phone inside a bathroom?"
Guy#2: "UNGHHHHHH"
Guy#3: "FU&*! UNGHHH!"
A Grand Opening.
And all the girls say "I'm pretty high for a brown sky."
Bar, open.
Business.
Comments (53)
Duckie go down the holeeee
There isn't enough bathroom etiquette on Xanga
lol. you are so silly!
nice pun there. you're so punny.
i hate people who talk on their phones in the bathroom...or stay and chit chat while i need to peeeeeee. so rude.
lol. taco?
You spy!
Toot Toot go down the hole!
Toilets. Yummy.
those urinals no everything!
@CaKaLusa - damn, was that a Tiny Toons reference? It's been a while since that show was on....
ever play battleshits by cell phone?
haha. i bet they saw your feet under the stall and thought you were taking a shit.
eww cell phones and bathrooms should never mix. People on the other line dont need to hear you taking a tinkle or a poo.
grand opening of what
you should have farted really loud.
At least he didnt phone sex it in there! Hahaha.
Xo
So you just sit in the toilet and trade snacks all day at work. Sweet.
That's unsanitary!
ew, how crass
..and we learn something about you everything. right down to your preference to eavesdrop in the toilet. nice.
what a load of shit- pun intended. =]
i talked to someone on the phone while he was taking a shit once. i didn't even know it until he told me -_-
When I walk into an empty bathroom, I like to make myself comfortable and fix my bra and stuff. Sometimes I even check myself out in the mirror in the most conceited way.
... Now I hope nobody was watching me all along. >_<
I was in a stall at work, almost blowing chunks due to a hangover, when I heard someone walk into the bathroom and head for the urinal. This guy began ripping some nasty farts that would make a garbageman blush! I walked out to wash my hand and saw it was my boss. I guess he didn't realize I was in the stall. I had caught him mid-fart. He turned around after he heard me at the sink when I turned on the water and turned red as hell. It was a very awkward moment.
urinals are awesome looking.. sad to say i've never scene one in real life
People should just use a restroom for pooping or peeing. The end.
walk into a bathroom and hear huge shits. then when you're washing your hands the person walks out of the stall. awkwarddddddd
you're not creepy at all.
yea, grand opening of what?
heh
Hahaha, it's not so much talking on the phone in the bathroom per se that bothers me--just talking to someone while either myself or them is touching any sort of toilet seat bothers me. Sure, they can talk with someone else doing it in the background, but I'd feel kinda bad for that guy...unless of course they didn't mind.
hhaha that funny lmao that remind me of that something go to white castle [like mickeyD or burger king] (gettin burger) i 4got ugh! da two girls doing battleshits in da restroom and two guys in between da stall!
Poop goes the weasel.
hah.
eww.
people use their phones in the bathroom? that is just weird.
the first thing i see in the picture of a nice looking bar is old asian women. interesting
Haha bathrooms are supposed to be safe havens!
do you crouch on the toilet seat? i thought you were the hygienic type.
poop a call.
oh man, i'd get sick if i hear a toilet flushing on the other end.
my sister and her boyfriend call each other when they're taking a dump...
HAHAHAHA
@Tom -
@CaKaLusa -
Eadie posted a blog on toilet ettiquette.... =D
om nom nom nom nom.. NOM. silly lau
i have heard people let out the meanest farts when they THINK they are alone in the bathroom...
castro?
LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO evesdroppin' are we now? lmaolmao
FOOOOOODDD i cant really tell what that is but
om nom nom nom nonetheless
did you take the picture of the toliets when you were in the bathroom?
not even kidding.
i enjoy your posts. my friends drop their phones in the toilet often. i am not sure how.
Look! The toilet is saying OM NOM NOM NOM! #24, should be.. you risk dropping your phone in the bowl. fcvK, I hate black ceiling tiles. The Chef/Chef assistant looks like she's saying... "WHAT? You want some of this??"
@vysion -
Talk about sharing an intimate moment. Sheesh!
I just pee...don't need a guard anymore.
Gained the confident at the gym. I use to be chicken shit to shower there, now, I just wang out my Schlort
It's not disgusting... just really awkward, especially if someone else is there, listening to you have a conversation to "yourself".
And then there's the occasional outburst of profanity when someone flushes down something more than just crap.
"Oh cr-----!!!!!! I wonder if the fish in the sea get electrocuted this way?"
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