July 12, 2008
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Cakalusa's Dictionary.
Pocket Call. n.
An
accidental call from a cellphone with exposed keys that is pressed
against the inside of a pocket or purse. Many phones are set to speed
dial with the press of one key, including 911."Babe, you call me last night? It was so noisy!"
"I did?" /checks phone "Crap!"Maybe next time I will make sure I don't accidentally pocket-call my manager. Oh god, I had a lot of explaining to do.
Friday morning
Manager: Where you go last night? You called me. It was so loud.Me: Uhh...
Manager: Sounded like there were lots of people.
Me: Uhh...oh look! Time for the team meeting!
THE ULTIMATE GAY TEST!
I wish I had:
- Brad Pitt's face
- Brad Pitt's body
- Brad Pitt's money
- Brad Pitt's wife.
Degrading Sports Photo of the Day
Running after the ball like the last piece of KFC (OOOOH!).
Comments (223)
what the gay?
i wish i HAD brad pitt.
zomg first
money money!
lol i hate pocket calls
I wish I had his wife
"is that a phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
uhm hum. pocket calls. been there. done that. hopefully will never happen again. but thats a lie.
That picture oddly reminds me of big family dinners in my aunt's trailer....
brad pittttt. grrrrr. his money, for sho.
I wish I had Brat Pitts money.
#4.
i dont like pocket calls.. i think thats why i have a flip phone lol
hahaha, i always get pocket calls, never make 'em!
I'm gonna sayy... #1, #2, #3, #4
I don't like Brad Pitt and I don't have to worry about pocket calls because my phone flips!
I want Brad Pitt's body. I daresay I would look quite sexy with it.
that's almost as good as drunk dialing ^^
haha my friends give me pocket calls all the time. so annoying!
Bah. You don't want to be anything like Brad Pitt. Bleh. But his wife you might want ^^
haha, pocket calls... funny.
Money, of course, who are you kidding?
damn those pocket calls.
and that picture is priceless. never go between that man and his chicken.
damn pocket calls! waste of minutes!
#2
Brad's crazy hot in that picture.
.. You're dating your manager?!
that's the beauty of flip phones....
I would say I wish I had Brad, but he's gettin old...now I just want his money!
mmm brad pitt
i love hearing about your drunken calls!! =P
I wish I had Brad Pitt's wife. I must be so gay now.
Money.
i wish i had nothing of brads.
I come back after all this time and THIS is all you have for me to read? For shame..
In all seriousness, the whole Brad Pitt thing wasn't half bad...I'd give it a 3 1/2 (an extra 1 1/2 being for Brad's superb hottness). This was sad, hun. But the pocket call wasn't too bad. I liked that. That was good.
~Lily
5. his cock
i heard brad pitt is the raunchiest dude in hollywood and has a very bad BO! ...
i ain't sayin' i'm a goldigga...
both of brad's wives were hot, ex and current!
angelina jolie is hot... but i'm taken... so i'll happily take his money.
Artest over his prime? Son, Bynum will never reach his prime. Troof hurts..just like love
wife.
3 and 4 please
'crap'!
Hey submit that to urbandictionary! Seriously!
oops, sorry. it exists already. =
#3....hell no to #4 =]
so does this mean im gay since i wish i had millions of $$$?
:[
i wish i had brad pitts wife
wait what
brad pitt can do that to everyone, it's the power of his body/face/money/life. lol
brad pitt doesn't have a wife, he's not married?
3!
key lock!
i wish i have Brad Pitt FULL STOP
oh, that's the ultimate straight test. for me anyway. heh.
@aimvpr -
Can't it be both? ;]
@Sports pic: just you wait for my next "I'm just saying" Post.
My fingers are of no use to me anymore because my ass does all the dialing.
money money money money
and that's why you use key-lock! Or those slide phones.
cakalusa > brad pitt
wsuuuuuuuup <3
none!
I have voice activitation on my phone as well. Sometime the button will get pushed and if I mention a friend's name, it will call them. So annoying.
Have a great day, Chris!
But DRUNK DIALING is much more FUN!!!!
I only did that once to annoy the hell out of my
hubby but ended up giggling like I was under
"the laughing gas" ... great times!
Pocket Call is ooooolllllddd.
Focusing on Brad is okay, for profiling. But focus on his wife more.
Oh yes, I remember the dreaded "pocket calls", thank God for key locks!
yeah.. it's official. i wish i had brad pitt's wife, too. yummy
I don't find him attractive and his knife playing wife creeps me out. So I will take his money.
I like Brad Pitt's PERSONALITY. No, really. He's a funny guy, I hear.
I accidentally call Arlene Andrews at least once a day! She's the first person in my phonebook. She's used to laugh about it. Now she just ignores my calls.
Over Halloween, this woman I know was helping set up/voice over the sound effects for a haunted house after her work hours (AROUND midnight), and her little kid forgot. So the kid stays up all night worrying about Mom. Yup, speed dial clicks right to home at the point where the killer in the background noises his sadistic laughter and stomping while the mom screams "HELP ME!! HELP!! DON'T KILL ME!! OH GOD PLEASE HELP ME!"
#4 especially like she looked in Wanted. =]]]
#4 definitely
his money sounds the best.
Before I had a flip phone, I pocket called all the time. It sucks!
hahahahahhah pocket calls
i hate them too!!! brad pitt is quite hot there actually
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