August 10, 2008
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Bad Communication.
My sources (8 year old cousin) say communication is one of your greatest assets. If that were true, I should be dead by now. Here are a few conversations held in the past that do me no good.Fumbling words.
Why I'd never be a waiter.Me: And these aren't your ordinary eggrolls milled with feet.
Her: "What?"
Me: OH! I meant, filled with meat!
Peeling Skin; The New Trend.
Are you peeling right now? If you're not, join one of the 30 billion other people who are ugly, just like you.Her: How did you get so peely!?
Me: I'm so hot....I start peeling every other week.
Her: (Eyebrow raises) Hahah...you're a reptile.
Me: Yeah, when I get ugly, I'll stop
Oh, Bloody Hell!Her: I perioded all over myself last night. Wish you were here.
Me: I wish your tampon was there.
Her: I wish it was there too
Degrading Children's Book of the Day
Oh snap!
Degrading Sports Photo of the Day
He is after all, from the city of Brotherly Love...Photo submitted by defineinfatuation
Team USA vs China in the Olympics.Team USA began its gold-medal pursuit against China. More than
1 billion people tuned in. The most viewed game in history. Such an amazing/emotional game by both teams. It was goosebumps leading up to tip-off, till the second quarter when US began pulling away. China has some great three-point specialists, but the US's new uptempo system is king.
The game encapsulated in one photo. Lebron taking down China's Great Wall and poster boy, Yao Ming.
The Chinese fans (some paying 30x's the face value for tickets) were
very much into it the whole game, even when their home team was being
blown out. It wasn't like the Knicks, being boo-ed after a 40 point
blowout.
Next up, Angola.
Comments (67)
USA! USA! USA!
Hahahahahahaahhahaahahaahaha.
You're silly.
that first one milled feef is a classic, it's a human phenomenon.
nice layout
the chinese ref is white?
bend over son
yao ming's shoes are kinda sweet. they'd look awesome on my cute little feet
oh poor yao ming got pwned
omg that children's book, lol!
yuck foo
Yo that Game was Ridiculous! And I don't even watch Basketball like that! Yao Ming has Serious Free Throw Shot! Shit is ILL NASTY! Wet all DAY! Too bad China Lost.
USA! USA!
haha, cativity search; "not the ones in your teeth!" :]
Cheap gropes by the TSA. I love it!
USA!!
I find myself rather interested in this year's Olympics more than the last one. I don't know why, since I thought I was only going to be less interested this year. Anyway, the games have been quite interesting, thus far.
wth, milled with feet. hahaha
yao ming is an alien.
i was looking at failblog.org and it reminded me of your site for some reason LOLOL
omgosh please tell me you created that "children's book" yourself. That's just wrong!
LaBron is my homeboy - watching from Cleveland.
milled feet. LMAO.
Spoonerism!
But the USA team has no "wang" while China does!
that looks more like an ad for a prostate exam...
and LOL @ pic of Kobe! "once you go black, you never go back"....
of course snapped off be4 they do eet!
breakfast and bball...i could get used to this...
yes, communication is one of man's greatest asset, i agree to the profound wisdom of your young cousin.
hahahaha the first was silly
smoochies
why would chinese ever think they could beat a hok gwai in basketball?? as smart as chinese ppl are, they're kinda stupid.
maybe I should run away haha
I've been thinking about it.. =T
lol Cavity Search.
Amazing. Is that actually a book?
Aww.. poor Yao.
GO CHINA! And the U.S...
China wasn't that bad. and WOW 101 - 71. USA owned.
I heard Yao Ming played badly... That's sad!
Those peel-off masks are fun, too.
"Milled with feet" ... gotta love Spoonerisms.
you stabbed the wrong person =P
USA! FO SHO!
we already know you're sucha a failure in communication! it'd be like, mankind's next great big epic disaster when you open your mouth.
Mmm yes. All my favorite players in one place.
LOL @ the picture of Kobe. It's too good.
should you be supporting team china?!^_^
Haha your entries are so entertaining.
I LOVE BOTH
UK has one gold medal! Let's see if we end up losing that to 'technicalities' in the next few weeks...
GO USA USA USA!!
Ha ha, that probe the blond guy is holding, in the cavity search poster, looks DANGEROUS. In fact, the blue gloves also look menacing.
black ppl are good at basketball.
Not only is that Blonde TSA guy blushing, he's planning on shoving that that...
What the hell is that?
funny kids book haha
jackin it
us is goin to massacre another country
Damnit, I wish I watched the US v. China game.
The Men's 4x100M freestyle relay was awesome.
hey sexi! haven't been here in a long time, finally remember my password LOL
take care now and I still LOVE your site it is grrreat
keep up the good work..
bye bye
Cavity search? D:
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ryc: where do u live anyway?
A recent messed up conversation:
Me: What's good, super ninja?
Him: Just chillin, bout to go eat some meat.
Me: I don't think it's necessary for you to inform me every time you wanna beat your meat.
Him: I said eat some meat.
Me: Oh.
Me: Like I said, I don't think it's necessary for you to inform me everytime you want to eat some meat. Gaybie.
The him in this conversation was JonJon. Ok, I'm lying.
Team USA has probably the worst defense out of the elite bunch (Argentina, Greece, Spain, Russia). Let's see how far their Phoenix style run-and-gun game can take them, with "defense wins championships" in mind.
lol~ i dont ever want waiter caka~ hahahahaha
@ShmilyHon -
NY
They say American player's jerseys sell better in China than Yao Ming's.
Inconceivable points. Sound arguments. Keep going the truly amazing work.
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