August 11, 2008
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You Want to Be Unique? I'll Punch Your Face In.
You
know what grinds my gears? Parents who are obviously on drugs, give
their children ridiculously pretentious names. Shiloh? Knox Leon?
Marcheline? Apple? Did they sneeze when they said their newborn's names
when the birth certificates were being written?Or even worse?
When these parents try to make their kids stand out from the crowd of
Jacks and Jills by altering it to be "Jak", "Vivienne", "Jylle", or
some other stupid bull. Stupid pretentious facks. Stick with the
original, asses!
Who here stares at their poo before flushing?Stare proudly and salute as you flush your triumphant luggage to the
sewer monsters. It's something to be proud of. "Damn, I made this?"
/tear drips from eye. It's like a male version of childbirth,
except...they're all African*?
*JK! I love Black people.
Degrading Sports Photos of the Day
"Shhh. These cleats don't really make me gay."
TIGER KNEE!
Walk like a dinosaur, talk like a...
Oh sthoph! (Joke's on you, he probably is gay.)
Comments (77)
Poo on you!
.... i always thought my name was special......
/drops head.
i think you're jealous bc your name is lame-o chris
eeww
i don't stare at my poo after i'm done @_@
hahaha you forgot to mention "Sunday", "Harlow", "Kinky".
I'm just joshing about the Kinky.
speaking of poo... DOES EVERYONE KNOW THAT YOU CLOGGED MY TOILET THE WAY YOU DID RICEBUNNY'S?
That poo picture is nasty.
However, I'll admit that I've looked at my own poo and have been proud before.
w00t!
ARE YOU THE TOILET CLOGGER?
marcheline is actually her dead mom's name ...
Zlatan!!!
Friggin weirdo.
He has a Snape nose.
Funny you say this, I just bitched at my parents for like 10 minutes for not giving me a more unique name, or a middle name at least. (Having quite a bit of trouble making up a good formal email...dammit.)
Like that old Brian Regan joke "I'm Brian, B-R-I-V-O-L-B-N, the number 7, the letter Q"...
you forgot that controversial name '4Real'
keep staring
well poo on you too!!! poopoo head!
Some of those names aren't so bad. but Apple?
Idk. the ones that really bother me are when people have a NORMAL name... but insist it's pronounced in some rediculous way. ex: I know an Amberlee who insistes her name is pronounced Aim-bear-lee-uh. I don't know of any instance where an 'e' makes an 'uh' sound. Especially not after following another 'e'.... EVER.
I'm going to name my kid Harleyquinn just to piss you off. xDD
But my name's Virginia. Does that make my parents assholes? :]
Chris is the best name ever. EVAR.
matt mcconaughey's brother is named rooster and rooster named his kid Miller Lyte. charming southern folks.
best visuals i've seen in a LONG time.
Best names EVAR:
http://www.namenerds.com/uucn/advice/urbanlegends.html
i'm totally kidding.
super gay!
I so feel you on those damn stupid baby names. Especially the so called unique ways of spelling one of my favorites is Oshun ghetto version of ocean
LOL. Apple.
I shit logs like nothing. HOLLA!
Ewww...gross, Chris. Bleah!
Vivienne isn't that unique
i love my name. and have valid reasons for it. so screw it. and that poo! eeew!
eww *puke*
please dont name children after fruits haha.
well from a naturopathic standpoint, analysis of poo is a pretty good way to gauge the health of your digestive system, but not like i'd know :B
i know a guy named harvmit;
his parents named him after harvard and MIT.
but then he ended up going to umass.
http://weblog.xanga.com/OH_itsThatBoy/665436576/24-hours-ago-i-had-hot-wings.html
my black dumpster baby
Those names are even better from another culture and doesn't it still doesn't make sense no matter in how many languages you put it in. Mayovane. Mayonnaise?
Hey, I was eating!
But I agree with what you said about "original" names. One of the worst, I think, is spelling Ashley Ashlee... No. Just no.
the spider stripped socks make him look gay. why are football players so fashionable?
lol, africans
oh.. Gesundheit! did you just sneeze?
i stare when it hurts...
omg is that real poo??? haha
My future spawn may still be have AK-47 as a middle name. I shit you not.
TALULA DOES THE HULA!
http://www.topix.com/forum/world/TFJEI75ER5P7FBKJD/p2
Or even worse? When these parents try to make their kids stand out from the crowd of Jacks and Jills by altering it to be "Jak", "Vivienne", "Jylle", or some other stupid bull. Stupid pretentious facks. Stick with the original, asses!
props to my mom for sticking to the simple "jill"
hahahahhaa. ur an ass! im going to load up on some Chinese racist insults, loll
totally lost my appetite with that
You said it, man. Some of those weird names are one big joke. Some parents try too hard. Their kids will catch many's attention, though for the wrong reasons. And some kids cannot even pronounce their weird names properly. Haha. BTW, the footballer in white looks like velociraptor.
Im gonna call my kid batman!
Not all gay guys flap their wrists like that! Look at Namu and Joon!
That is one disgusting picture and I just had my dinner.
Thanks so much.
Eeewww~
i do look (not stare) at my poo before flush to check which meal is check out for some other things like color, density, etc...
Isn't that a rip off George Carlin's bit?
kris
Shiloh might be from that book about a dog.
If it's like a really long I do stare at it. (except diarhhrea)
Oh my god, CAKALUSA.
I should bring you here to my workplace and show you some real shit.
Make you smell and taste one too!
Haha!
i glance at it. teehee
HAHAHA...always find the funniest Sport Moments.
That's a really gross poo.
my fave is a family i know whose parents named each child after the city in which they were conceived......thankfully none of them turned out too random (destin, for e.g.), but still...! disturbing!
i think there's nothing wrong w/wanting to give your children unique names, as long as you don't go OVERboard!!
Some of the ghetto names I've heard in my high school make me gag.
But my piano teacher named her very very cute asian baby boy "J-Han". Try and say it! It sounds cool! I bet he'll turn into a pop star one day! >_< LOL
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! i stare at my own poop and say the saaaaaaaaaaaame shiet like "ALL THAT WAS INSIDE ME?! OMG! THAT'S FRIKN HUGE!"
you hate black people. admit it.
LOL THAT LAST ONE WAS SO FINNY ROFLMAO!!!! GOOD ONE!!!!! again!
Are the green turds aliens then?
Do you watch "My Name is Earl"? The main guy's son's name is Pilot InspeKtor Lee. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Lee_(entertainer)#Personal_life
HAHA
lol~~~ omg i love that last photo KEHEHEHEEH ^_^
and HAHAHAHAHAHAH poo pride
Male childbirth? Hahaha.
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