August 5, 2009
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Losing weight the manly way.
Signs you need to diet.Okay guys, so about those fat jokes I always toss at obese people? Karma just bit me with a vengeance--and she still hungers for more. I noticed my waistline got bigger. Know how? I bent over to tie my shoelaces and my boxers ripped. Not like a tiny one inch rip. A full blown tear only brought upon by atomic wedgies or bar fights. It stretched across the WHOLE butt line.
------------------------------------Right down the middle. At first I was just in denial. Now it requires me to take baths in the Nile.
Nope! Still can't find the weapons of mass destruction!
Look closely.
It's true. Guitars get you the girls.
Arrr, he be one with an adams apple! YARRR!
Comments (264)
R-r-r-r-rip!
Oopsies! :O
karma recycles!
oh man.. it's a guy? i need to go throwup
i KNEW it.....it was a boy.
be careful.. its a slippery slope...i used to get winded tying my shoes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA why does he have semi boobs! lol!!!!!!!
lets go lose weight hubby~~~~ hahahahaaa and learn guitar..
God he has bigger boobs than me *tear drop*
karma always wins in the end LOL
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i want to rip your undies now. just a little! ^_~
that dude make some girls jealous.
lmao. what a way to find out you're fat.
That's one ugly woman. ee...
hahahahaha your fat !
Guess I better start on those guitar lessons!
DAMIT! >.< I'm always wrong!
How come you said that guitars get you the girls? Isn't that poor doll in pink a girl? XD
time to hit the gym then mister. =P
YES! i knew it!
damn...i wanted to see your ripped drawers.
How.. ew.
All the fat people are laughing at you now.
you may need to bow out of that pho challenge, then.
time for some sprints...im free all day tom if you want to bball, sprint or gym...let me know...
BOY!
Aren't you a guitar player too?
But...the dude totally has boobs! Oh, how cruel.
=o
it's okay Chris. we still love you.
ha i was right, ladyboy
@oulck - lol. he does look manly though... esp. face wise
Oh forgive me for laughing! So which one is it: diet or guitar lessons?
guitars = chick magnet
I finally got a boy/girl challenge right! I never make fun of fat people. Nope, I got nothing but love for them. But not really "love," because, you know, I like lean guys.
i prefer a chubby caka! dont lose weight!!!
I spotted that adam's apple right away. hehe
And the rest of your photos are hilarious!!
Damn man, that's not good. Boxers are already roomy so you must have bloated a lot! xD
Lol. You're a mess.
KNEW IT. lol. But yeah i know how you feel. I think i'm starting to muffin too. Nothing ripped yet though.
and how the hell do you get all the good looking girls on ur xanga?
chiptole does that.
Yes, you should totally show us your ripped boxers.. on your body.
And getting bigger isn't a bad thing. In your most recent pictures that i've seen, you still look good.
I lost 6 pounds over 2 months off my waist by eating less [like a normal diet] rather then eating a lot of food all the time......
Now this inspires me more :] Thank you~~
And we shall diet together? AND EXERCISE >:D [highfives] LETS DO THHIIISSSS
lol. maybe you just need new boxers.
xo
he totally has boobs!
and feminine shoulders/arms!!
WTF
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No woman is that ugly!!
The worst is when you're on the street...I can stand an ugly woman, but the worst is when you can't tell if they are a man or woman haha
woooow lol
time to hit the gym!
@Shavanna -
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