August 18, 2009

• All About Relationshits.
  They really do go down the toilet!
  

  I can't speak from personal experience, but I would think that for the most part, people would agree that with any new relationshit, the first few months are the best. And with any relationshit, whether friend or family, they strain and deteriorate over time. 

  Now there's more than one way to skin a cat. I would know. I had some for dinner last night. Just kidding Sorta. /uses whisker as dental floss.

  That's why I'm preparing for that when I'm taken off the market. I present to you:
  

  

  Cakalusa Approved.

  THE MANLY MAN'S EMERGENCY KIT™ is packed with all the essential tools once you hit that "downward hill" in a relationshit. Things like:

  • Anniversary Alarm Clock.
  • $200 emergency spending cash.
  • Women: For Dummies
  • 2 bottles of Heineken
  • Earmuffs
  • Woman's Dictionary: From Armani Exchange to Zinc
  • Handbook on how to handle a lady during PMS
  • Glasses with eyes painted on front
  • Bandages for that flying vase toward your head.

  
  

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  How to tell if someone's rich.
  Just in case the Manly Man Kit™ doesn't work for you.

  

  I highly doubt his personality is that great.

  • 11:01 pm
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